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"You say yes!!"

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... huh?
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Gandalf wrote:... huh?
I have every confidence that somebody at SD will catch the reference.
[img=right]http://www.tallguyz.com/imagelib/chmeesig.jpg[/img]My guess might be excellent or it might be crummy, but
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Gandalf wrote:... huh?
NBA basketball. That's the only thing I got...
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I don't see how anybody can miss the Ghostbusters reference.

Edit: I really dig quick reply.
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Chmee wrote:
Gandalf wrote:... huh?
I have every confidence that somebody at SD will catch the reference.
I get the reference (Ghostbustres), it's the rest of it I have trouble with.
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How can you not remember the best line from GhostBusters!?!
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Right now basketball can frankly jump up my ass.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Right now basketball can frankly jump up my ass.
He was talking about basketball?
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There is probably not a soul on this board who did not get the Ghostbusters reference. However, not all of us enjoy watching grown men fuck around with a ball.
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Zed Snardbody wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Right now basketball can frankly jump up my ass.
He was talking about basketball?
Did you not even bother to read his OP other than the title? I know absolutely dog dick about sports and even I could tell he was talking about basketball.
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Dalton wrote:There is probably not a soul on this board who did not get the Ghostbusters reference. However, not all of us enjoy watching grown men fuck around with a ball.
Especially not in the current Thug Basketball Association......
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I got that it was a sport. And that this Ray fellow is good at it, that was it.
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Zed Snardbody wrote:I got that it was a sport. And that this Ray fellow is good at it, that was it.
Yeah. I didn't get the Ghostbusters reference... :oops:

EDIT: And it figures I've never seen that movie, either...
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Elheru Aran wrote:
Yeah. I didn't get the Ghostbusters reference... :oops:

EDIT: And it figures I've never seen that movie, either...

I have a comrade. But I know the reference.


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Dalton wrote:There is probably not a soul on this board who did not get the Ghostbusters reference. However, not all of us enjoy watching grown men fuck around with a ball.
Back off man ..... I'm a scientist!
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Zed Snardbody wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Right now basketball can frankly jump up my ass.
He was talking about basketball?
Did you not even bother to read his OP other than the title? I know absolutely dog dick about sports and even I could tell he was talking about basketball.
True. What other American sport is indoors and insanely popular? Really a no-brainer.
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You mean there are people who still cares what happens in the NBA? I stopped follwoing that mess way back in the Pat Riley Knick era and I wasn't too happy with it then.
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Stravo wrote:You mean there are people who still cares what happens in the NBA? I stopped follwoing that mess way back in the Pat Riley Knick era and I wasn't too happy with it then.
I won't quibble with that, the NBA has definitely seen better days. What can I say, I got a basketball Jones .... (even fewer will get that than the Ghostbusters line) .....

Nevertheless, with 21.3 million people passing through the turnstiles this year, it's probably somewhat disingenuous to express surprise that 'anyone still cares.'
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Basketball Jones is a Cheech and Chong reference. *makes the sign of the Chong*
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Tasoth wrote:Basketball Jones is a Cheech and Chong reference. *makes the sign of the Chong*
ding-ding-ding, we have a winner ....
Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones
Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin'
In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood
Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball
And I loved that basketball
I took that basketball with me everywhere I went
That basketball was like a basketball to me

I even put that basketball underneath my pillow
Maybe that's why I can't sleep at night

I need help, ladies and gentlemens
I need someone to stand beside me
I need, I need someone to set a pick for me at the free-throw line of life
Someone I can pass to
Someone to hit the open man on the give-and-go
And not end up in the popcorn machine
So cheerleaders, help me out

{cheerleaders sing repeatedly...}
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones)
(I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo)
[img=right]http://www.tallguyz.com/imagelib/chmeesig.jpg[/img]My guess might be excellent or it might be crummy, but
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Right now basketball can frankly jump up my ass.
I'll second that.


Right now basketball can jump Spanky's ass. :D



I'm still pissed about the lame assed best of seven in the first round of the NBA playoffs.

At least I can be thankful that the endless NHL playoffs aren't going on this year. :lol:
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Stofsk wrote:[
True. What other American sport is indoors and insanely popular? Really a no-brainer.

Wrasslin' :D


Of course, that emphasizes the "no-brainer" part.
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Tsyroc wrote:
Stofsk wrote:[
True. What other American sport is indoors and insanely popular? Really a no-brainer.

Wrasslin' :D


Of course, that emphsizes the "no-brainer" part.
wrasslin' isn't really a sport anymore. hence the term, sports entertainment. :P
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Oh gee fine... My Phoenix Suns finally look like they could go all the way... and everyone ELSE loses intrest in the NBA!
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