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General Grevious vs Termies

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First post-Ep 3 SW vs! :D Everyone's favorite lightsaber-vielding cyborg (and no, its not Vader :P ) takes on Ahnuld, T-1000, and the T-X 1) individually 2) all at once.

So, who wins?

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the general all the way arnie will be dead once he pulls out the sabere and starts swirling :twisted:
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The T-1000 may give him Grievous some problems, but I see the others getting a one way trip to the scrap yard.
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1) Grevious will probably kill Arnold, but the power cell exploding after he dies will probably kill him (assuming he's a T-850)

I think T-1000 could take Grevious. By the time enough of him is burned away by the sabers to stop him, he'll probably have landed a fatal blow.

As for T-X vs. Grevious...hm, that depends. If it's a melee fight, T-X will have her skeleton chopped to pieces. The T-X might win if she keeps her distance and just spams Grevious with plasma.

Also, if this is an assasination mission rather than a straight fight, both T-1000 and T-X might impersonate a Nemodian or other Seperatist leader, then backstab Grevious.

2) Grevious dies. Very quickly, methinks.
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Grievous also has his blaster. That thing was powerful enough to explode his organic parts, so it should be up there with Han's pistol and a stormtrooper's carbine, since all three fried the people they hit.

How much would that help him in this fight?
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fgalkin wrote:First post-Ep 3 SW vs! :D Everyone's favorite lightsaber-vielding cyborg (and no, its not Vader :P ) takes on Ahnuld, T-1000, and the T-X 1) individually 2) all at once.

So, who wins?

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Ahnold gets his ass handed to him. Unless he somehow gets the jump on Grievous, knows his that his heart is exposed (once you get past the chest plates) and has access to a large, very large arsenal of guns. But, since Grievous is likely to be bulletproof, this might be a problem.

T-1000's strength and ambush skills might allow him to skewer Grievous where it counts, but only if he gets the drop on him. Lightsabres and blasters will do nasty things to his nanotech.

T-X has a weapon that is roughly comparable to Grevious' blaster. If she can somehow get at him and crack open his chestplate, then Grevious goes down like a bitch.

None of the Terminators have the advantage of the Force, like Obi-Wan does. And none of them, presumably, have lightsabres, so the only one that might pull it off is T-1000 with T-X in second place.
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Don't know about the others but T-1000 takes this easily. He jumps at Grevious, gets slashed to pieces and splashes into Grevious.
And while Grevious is getting up he finds all those nice open air organs he has punctured by a hundred liquid-metal spikes.
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Without the lightsabers, Gravy is assfucked by a Baby Jesus Buttplug! :lol:
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I believe that the novelization says that Grevious has some insanely tough armour. Obi-Wan has to repeatedly shoot him in a weak point to take him down. How effective are liquid metal cutting blades going to be against that armour, especially considering that Grevious slices apart lightsaber armed Jedis? If Grevious parries (and he does have four arms), he cuts those blades to pieces.

I think Grevious's real problem will be what happens after he slices T-1000 to pieces and sees it reform. What is he going to do then?
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Imperial Overlord wrote:I believe that the novelization says that Grevious has some insanely tough armour. Obi-Wan has to repeatedly shoot him in a weak point to take him down.
Movie > Novelization. And Obi Wan manages to expose Grievous' chest cavity with his bare hands before firing once and just once. Even if we suppose that Obi Wan had increased strength through the Force, any of the Terminators should be able to open those chest plates. The problem of course is getting close enough to the Cyborg Whirlwind of Much Death tm. Here is when we have to ask ourselves whether the hyperalloy will be enough to resist lightsaber blades for a while.
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They won't be. But this is giving an unfair advantage to Grevious. I mean, he's got LIGHTSABERS while the Terminators are practically unarmed (save for the TX). Give Ahnuld a grenade launcher, or a minigun, or both :twisted:
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GrandMasterTerwynn wrote: T-X has a weapon that is roughly comparable to Grevious' blaster. If she can somehow get at him and crack open his chestplate, then Grevious goes down like a bitch.
Roughly comparable? In the same way a M1A1 is roughly comparable to a Sherman. The TX plasma weapon is far more energetic, per shot, than Star Wars smallarms.
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Imperial Overlord wrote:I believe that the novelization says that Grevious has some insanely tough armour.
It says his face can resist a fighter's laser cannon. It is clearly bullshit hyperbole.
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Can Grevious deflect blaster bolts?
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Ah yes. He even ends up running away from stormtroopers. Clearly, an unintimidateable Terminator armed with a plasma rifle or a bigass gatling gun will pwn Gravy. Fear, intimidation, surprise, these things DO NOT happen to Gravy, so he ought to best follow the Count's advice and run like a bitch.
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damn I was hoping something less lopsided like say Grievious vs. lightning clawed, or stormshield+thunderhammer equipped space marines......
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The T-1000 doesn't have to hack through the armour. He can nail GG through the eyeball. An important question is whether they are aware of each others' abilities, and whether the battlefield allows them to improvize. Assuming this is the case, the T-1000 can lurk by blending into the environment (as we saw it do in T2 when it imitated the floor) and do a quick stab attack.
Don't know about the others but T-1000 takes this easily. He jumps at Grevious, gets slashed to pieces and splashes into Grevious.
And while Grevious is getting up he finds all those nice open air organs he has punctured by a hundred liquid-metal spikes.
Yup.

As for the T-X 1, if GG can't parry blaster bolts, he won't be able to parry the plasma cannon. And there is also a flamethrower to consider, which will do nasty things to his organic parts.
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The T-X should be able to take out Grievous with its heavy weapons, but the T-800 and T-850 would go down easily, and I wouldn't expect the T-1000 to do too well in a straight-up fight (those lightsabres will destroy whatever parts of him they touch; that can't possibly be good) but he might be able to get himself in good striking position via stealth, by making himself up to look like a Magnaguard.
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That's really unfair. We give Gravy fancy pants weapons while leaving Ahnuld ass naked? Bleh. Give Ahnuld a grenade launcher or something!
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NecronLord wrote:
GrandMasterTerwynn wrote: T-X has a weapon that is roughly comparable to Grevious' blaster. If she can somehow get at him and crack open his chestplate, then Grevious goes down like a bitch.
Roughly comparable? In the same way a M1A1 is roughly comparable to a Sherman. The TX plasma weapon is far more energetic, per shot, than Star Wars smallarms.
In which case, T-X owns Grevious' cybernetic ass. She owns it long and hard. This, folks, is a disturbing mental image.
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Well, let's be fair. The TX's refire rate sucks ass.

The flamethrower would be better. His organs are after all, somewhat exposed even with the plating.
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Hrmm...it'd be interesting to see Gravy, all soaked up in napalm or whatever, being set ablaze. With his flammable organs, he'd end up even worse than those SBDs :twisted:
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The T-XA shows up and lays down the smackdown, every time I read those books the bastard just gets scarier.
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The OP doesn't state that the Termies go in unarmed so in every scenario the Termies will have an advantage if they carry any heavy weapons. Arnold will have the toughest time unless he's got the gatling gun. :)
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