Endor experiences an Out of Context problem

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Endor experiences an Out of Context problem

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As the battle of Endor ends, the entire system and everything in it folds into a sheet of paper with "DON'T PANIC- ON SECOND THOUGHT, PANIC" written on it in Norwegian. That means the rebel and Imperial fleets, the Emperor and his Death Star, our fair heroes and all the moons, planets and star.

What happens from there. How does this affect the timeline? (Note: Palp's soul is also destroyed, folded into a miniscule part of the comma)
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Whats his name takes power, Imperial Rule contiunes forward, slightly less evil.

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Imperial Civil War. The Rebellion is finished, they've lost Leia, Han, Luke, General Madine, and Lando, not to mention the core of their Fleet, I imagine the loss of Home One for the Rebels would be the same as the Imps losong the Executor.

This leaves the Admirality and Moff's fighting it out to see who's top do. It's been shown many times in other threads that the Empire is disigned to crumble without Palpatine on the Imperial Throne.
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Lord Pounder wrote:
This leaves the Admirality and Moff's fighting it out to see who's top do. It's been shown many times in other threads that the Empire is disigned to crumble without Palpatine on the Imperial Throne.
Well they acutaly had things locked up(Abit in a ton of star-clusters with the moffs in charge) after Paply's death, and they don't have to worry about 80% of the senior leadership, sans a few bit-charaters and Mon-Montha there is not a functioning Rebellion anymore.

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Plus Palpatine is unable to hinder the efforts of his former underlings from Byss.

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Mr Bean wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:
This leaves the Admirality and Moff's fighting it out to see who's top do. It's been shown many times in other threads that the Empire is disigned to crumble without Palpatine on the Imperial Throne.
Well they acutaly had things locked up(Abit in a ton of star-clusters with the moffs in charge) after Paply's death, and they don't have to worry about 80% of the senior leadership, sans a few bit-charaters and Mon-Montha there is not a functioning Rebellion anymore.
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Gustav32Vasa wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:
This leaves the Admirality and Moff's fighting it out to see who's top do. It's been shown many times in other threads that the Empire is disigned to crumble without Palpatine on the Imperial Throne.
Well they acutaly had things locked up(Abit in a ton of star-clusters with the moffs in charge) after Paply's death, and they don't have to worry about 80% of the senior leadership, sans a few bit-charaters and Mon-Montha there is not a functioning Rebellion anymore.
Garm Bel Iblis?
Most of the galaxy doent remmember him and most of the rebels dont know about him, he wouldnt have the support or necessary resources to make his tactical ability count.
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Gustav32Vasa wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:
This leaves the Admirality and Moff's fighting it out to see who's top do. It's been shown many times in other threads that the Empire is disigned to crumble without Palpatine on the Imperial Throne.
Well they acutaly had things locked up(Abit in a ton of star-clusters with the moffs in charge) after Paply's death, and they don't have to worry about 80% of the senior leadership, sans a few bit-charaters and Mon-Montha there is not a functioning Rebellion anymore.
Garm Bel Iblis?
His entire space-forces consisted of six fifty year old Dreadnoughts. Not enough to fight a single Star Destroyer.
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Also he didn't even have those 6 Dreadnaughts the entire time. The 6th Dreadnaught wasn't purchased untill after his private army had destroyed the Ubiqutorite(sp?) base, and that was after the Battle of Endor.
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LordShaithis wrote:Emperor Thrawn!
There were eleven other Grandadmirals in the empire and contrary to Thrawn no one of them had the stain of being "banned into the UR" on his white uniform-vest.
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