High little boy (Aqua Teen Hunger force)

[Drunk Monkey]

Aqua Teen Hunger force!
High little boy
By Mike E Cole


South Jersey shore

Dr. weird: gentleman behold! I have nailed a waffle to my head!!!
Steve: aren’t you just a little worried about an infection?
Dr. weird: HA! HA! HA! HA!

My name is...
Shake-Zula.
The mic-rula,
The old schoolah,
Ya wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya.
Frylock and I'm on top, Rock you like a cop
Meatwad you up next with your knock-knock.
Meatwad make the money, see.
Meatwad get the honeys, G.
Drivin in my car, livin' like a star.
Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus

Check it.
Check it, check it.

'Cuz we are the aqua teens,
make the homies say ho! and the girlies wanna scream
'Cuz we are the aqua teens,
make the homies say ho! and the girlies wanna scream

Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Number 1 in the Hood, G



Frylock: Shake get your ass in Here!
Master Shake: cant TV.
Frylock: Shake were the hell is Meatwad?
Shake: he was abducted by aliens, they um um thought he was there god.
Frylock: owe really the bank called and said Michael Jackson’s check bounced.
Shake: meaning that he donated to our cause.
Frylock: no it means you sold him to a pedophile for 5 bucks shake!!!
Shake: what the hell I said ten that double crosin son of a bitch.

ALL OF A SUDDIN A LIMMO PULLS IN FRONT OF THERE HOUSE AND MICHAEL JACKSON WALKS OUT.

Shake: hey you plastic sack of shit why the hell did you cut me short!!!
Michael: It hard to this one so I bring him here. Got any other little boys?
Frylock: what the hell?
Michael: high little French fry how old is you?
Frylock: 27.
Michael: want some jack Daniels I make it my self.
Shake: give now! Give now
Michael: (gives booze to shake)
Shake: Jesus this is salty.
Michael; it salty, but it good.
Frylock: here give me some of that I need to run some test on that.
Michael: here ya go I make it my self it goooooooooooooood.
Frylock: (then goes to lab for research)
Michael: who live over there in that house.
Meatwad: nat Carl he are neighbor.
Michael: how old is he.
Shake: he’s 4 years old he’s a little boy
Michael: little boy!!!!!!!!!!!

CARLS HOUSE

Michael: high little boy!
Carl: you gota be frickin kidin me.
Michael: Want some jack Daniels.
Carl: I don’t like freaks but I never says no to free booze yet so yes.
Carl: this shit is salty!
Michael: It salty but it good. Salty and good!!!!
Carl: that freaks me out right there.

FRYLOCKS LAB

Frylock: what the hell this isn’t alcohol’ it’s semen.
Meatwad: does it mean that if you drinks it, it makes you ino a sailor.

CARLS HOUSE

Frylock: Carl don’t drink that booze!!
Carl: why the hell would you give a fuck.
Frylock: it’s sperm that’s why.
Carl: that fucking mutant is gona die!!!
Michael: you find out my secret ingredient now you gonna make you own.
Carl: no my sperm goes in the toilette or in a cheap hooker.
Frylock: why the hell do you call it Jack Daniels
Michael: well I named my dick jack, and then after I do little Daniel how is 7 I named it jack Daniel
Carl: you raped a frickin little kid and took sperm of his ass and fed it to me. Your gona need a new face pal cause that’s a new level of wrong right there.
Michael: hold on I make it up to ya, come to my limo and ill shoe you my porn.
Carl: your damn right you will.
Frylock: I’d advise angst that Carl, his brain doesn’t appear to function properly.
Carl: what the hell’s he gonna do molest me


MICHAEL JACKSONS LIMO

Carl: what the fuck this is little boy porn
Michael: (flips Carl over pulls his pants down and then rapes him)
Carl: (screams a scream of immense hoarer and disgust)

[Kuja]

...weird. But it DOES feel like a ATHF episode.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

Perfect!

[Drunk Monkey]

On a scale of 1 to ten how is it. (1 being enterprise grade, and ten being actual Aqua teen)

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

9