I don't know if these have been posted before. I've had them for a while, and love them all. They're free and legal (this is the artist's own site). He's one of my favorite musicians and does some great stuff. He also got interviewed by FOX News which I found hilarious .
Just thought I'd share. This might have been posted before; I don't run around the other sections very much .
"The rest of the poem plays upon that pun. On the contrary, says Catullus, although my verses are soft (molliculi ac parum pudici in line 8, reversing the play on words), they can arouse even limp old men. Should Furius and Aurelius have any remaining doubts about Catullus' virility, he offers to fuck them anally and orally to prove otherwise." - Catullus 16, Wikipedia
An Erisian Hymn:
Onward Christian Soldiers, / Onward Buddhist Priests.
Onward, Fruits of Islam, / Fight 'till you're deceased.
Fight your little battles, / Join in thickest fray;
For the Greater Glory / of Dis-cord-i-a!
Yah, yah, yah, / Yah-yah-yah-yah plfffffffft!
General Zod wrote:It was posted in the PST section awhile back, and yes, Voltaire kicks ass.
Ah, my bad. I don't go to PST really (since I consider my middle-school Trekkie days to be days of intense shame .) Sorry for the repost, then. I've actually had these songs for a really long time, but it only just occured to me that someone else might care
"The rest of the poem plays upon that pun. On the contrary, says Catullus, although my verses are soft (molliculi ac parum pudici in line 8, reversing the play on words), they can arouse even limp old men. Should Furius and Aurelius have any remaining doubts about Catullus' virility, he offers to fuck them anally and orally to prove otherwise." - Catullus 16, Wikipedia
General Zod wrote:It was posted in the PST section awhile back, and yes, Voltaire kicks ass.
Ah, my bad. I don't go to PST really (since I consider my middle-school Trekkie days to be days of intense shame .) Sorry for the repost, then. I've actually had these songs for a really long time, but it only just occured to me that someone else might care
Course, it was like, a couple months ago, so I don't think anyone'll mind too much. I just felt like pointing that bit out.
"It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage here."
*thumps chest* ho ho don't worry pick you can be a loser like me and post in PST even though you're a junior (third year) in university! Ahahahaahaha.
No shame in it I see no shame, if an engineer with a family and kids is interested in Star Wars as a hobby I see no shame being interested in other things, it's best not to deny what you are.
Return to the dark side mwhahaha! Uhm not that dark side, you know what I mean .
<edit>The only time there's shame is when it interferes with more important things. Sadly that has happened to me before heh heh</edit>
Uraniun235 wrote:...wouldn't this thread have been perfectly suited for PST, if it hadn't already been done?
It's not like PST is just a gigantic Trek circlejerk (we alternate between circlejerk days and bash-a-thon days).
I don't like starting threads.
"The rest of the poem plays upon that pun. On the contrary, says Catullus, although my verses are soft (molliculi ac parum pudici in line 8, reversing the play on words), they can arouse even limp old men. Should Furius and Aurelius have any remaining doubts about Catullus' virility, he offers to fuck them anally and orally to prove otherwise." - Catullus 16, Wikipedia
Psycho Smiley wrote:Ha! USS Make Shit Up is too damned accurate.
I saw the thread title and immediately thought of uploading that song for you guys to hear, only to find that you had linked to Voltaire in the first place. Funniest song EVER. The Sexy Data Tango is pretty amusing too, mostly because an android is decidedly un-sexy, but Voltaire manages to make the most outrageous innuendo about him.
Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes you can do these things... their number is negligible and they are stupid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
Yeah, I have Sexy Data Tango and Make Shit Up in my playlist. Didn't like Klingon Rap too much, and the other one (forgot the name) was too short for my tastes. But to whoever said Voltaire kicks ass, rock on!
Blood Angel, the Hidden Name of Who You Know.
Zadius: "Done. I get turned on by shit. Nothin' else. "
"Prodesse Non Nocere." "It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president." "I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..." "All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism. BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire