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Go to "MP3 Downloads" and the "Banned on Vulcan" section.

I don't know if these have been posted before. I've had them for a while, and love them all. They're free and legal (this is the artist's own site). He's one of my favorite musicians and does some great stuff. He also got interviewed by FOX News which I found hilarious :P.

Just thought I'd share. This might have been posted before; I don't run around the other sections very much :oops:.
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Ha! USS Make Shit Up is too damned accurate. :lol:
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Psycho Smiley wrote:Ha! USS Make Shit Up is too damned accurate. :lol:
It essentially summarizes everyone of the series. SPOILERS!
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Awesome.
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These songs are incredible.
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It was posted in the PST section awhile back, and yes, Voltaire kicks ass. :P

It's just too bad I was broke a few weeks ago, or I could've picked up some autographed copies of his albums on the cheap.
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General Zod wrote:It was posted in the PST section awhile back, and yes, Voltaire kicks ass. :P
Ah, my bad. I don't go to PST really (since I consider my middle-school Trekkie days to be days of intense shame :P.) Sorry for the repost, then. I've actually had these songs for a really long time, but it only just occured to me that someone else might care :wink:
"The rest of the poem plays upon that pun. On the contrary, says Catullus, although my verses are soft (molliculi ac parum pudici in line 8, reversing the play on words), they can arouse even limp old men. Should Furius and Aurelius have any remaining doubts about Catullus' virility, he offers to fuck them anally and orally to prove otherwise." - Catullus 16, Wikipedia
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Pick wrote:
General Zod wrote:It was posted in the PST section awhile back, and yes, Voltaire kicks ass. :P
Ah, my bad. I don't go to PST really (since I consider my middle-school Trekkie days to be days of intense shame :P.) Sorry for the repost, then. I've actually had these songs for a really long time, but it only just occured to me that someone else might care :wink:
Course, it was like, a couple months ago, so I don't think anyone'll mind too much. I just felt like pointing that bit out. ;)
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Noble Ire wrote:
Psycho Smiley wrote:Ha! USS Make Shit Up is too damned accurate. :lol:
It essentially summarizes everyone of the series. SPOILERS!
:wink:
indeed. :)

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...wouldn't this thread have been perfectly suited for PST, if it hadn't already been done?

It's not like PST is just a gigantic Trek circlejerk (we alternate between circlejerk days and bash-a-thon days).
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*thumps chest* ho ho don't worry pick you can be a loser like me and post in PST even though you're a junior (third year) in university! Ahahahaahaha.

No shame in it I see no shame, if an engineer with a family and kids is interested in Star Wars as a hobby I see no shame being interested in other things, it's best not to deny what you are.

Return to the dark side mwhahaha! Uhm not that dark side, you know what I mean :twisted:.

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Ah, my bad. I don't go to PST really (since I consider my middle-school Trekkie days to be days of intense shame)
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Uraniun235 wrote:...wouldn't this thread have been perfectly suited for PST, if it hadn't already been done?

It's not like PST is just a gigantic Trek circlejerk (we alternate between circlejerk days and bash-a-thon days).
I don't like starting threads.
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Psycho Smiley wrote:Ha! USS Make Shit Up is too damned accurate. :lol:
I saw the thread title and immediately thought of uploading that song for you guys to hear, only to find that you had linked to Voltaire in the first place. Funniest song EVER. The Sexy Data Tango is pretty amusing too, mostly because an android is decidedly un-sexy, but Voltaire manages to make the most outrageous innuendo about him.
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Yeah, I have Sexy Data Tango and Make Shit Up in my playlist. Didn't like Klingon Rap too much, and the other one (forgot the name) was too short for my tastes. But to whoever said Voltaire kicks ass, rock on! :P
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Destructionator XIII wrote:http://tborgax.homepage.dk/audio.html

This site has 3 pretty hilarious Trek songs too, I especially enjoy the Picard and Worf songs.
I've already got the Picard Song; yanked it off of YTMND. (Yeah, there's one with the full version.) *Downloads the others.*
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Noble Ire wrote:
Psycho Smiley wrote:Ha! USS Make Shit Up is too damned accurate. :lol:
It essentially summarizes everyone of the series. SPOILERS!
:wink:
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