Workers See Jesus Image In Nacho Pan

theski · Post by **theski** » 2005-12-23 01:36pm

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH Cheese head Jesus

A Florida restaurant says it has been blessed just before Christmas.
Workers claim a holy image has appeared in one of their cooking pans.

At the Stadium Club in Jacksonville workers have found what they believe is an image of Jesus in a nacho warming tray.

The pan is used to heat water which then heats the food.

The image was created from mineral deposits in the water.

One of the cooks says he went to empty the pan last night and saw Jesus looking back at him.

A spokesman for the Stadium Club says they will not continue to use the pan.

ONLY IN FLORIDA

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2005-12-23 01:39pm

The Human Brain's penchant for actively hunting out patterns were less than none exist is amazing, no?

I wonder if this man's heard of the Canals on Mars, too?

tumbletom · Post by **tumbletom** » 2005-12-23 01:40pm

Next thing you know, people will be seeing Jesus in the toilet....

KrauserKrauser · Post by **KrauserKrauser** » 2005-12-23 01:49pm

I see a Weimerauner with it's ears covering it's face.

I never knew Jesus looked like a Weimerauner.

That crazy Jesus.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2005-12-23 01:52pm

These are the same people who think that the evidence for evolution is vague.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2005-12-23 01:52pm

I see a headcrab. I think I'm going to interpret that as a sign that Half-Life 3 will be Jesus-approved.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2005-12-23 02:08pm

OMG! It's Dr Zaius! Jesus is a damn dirty ape!

DaveJB · Post by **DaveJB** » 2005-12-23 02:10pm

Looks more like Christopher Lee to me; possibly because I watched the Hammer version of Dracula earlier today.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-12-23 02:18pm

No, I see Osama.

Grand Admiral Mango · Post by **Grand Admiral Mango** » 2005-12-23 02:42pm

What a pile of crap!

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2005-12-23 02:42pm

It would be nice for an actual close up of the image in question. Right now all I'm seeing is a blurry blob with that shitty resolution.

Civil War Man · Post by **Civil War Man** » 2005-12-23 02:46pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:No, I see Osama.

Seconded. That is very definitely the head of Osama Bin Laden.

Which brings up my question. Considering that it always seems to be dead people that appear on stop signs, onramps, cheese sandwiches, and the like, is this a good sign?

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2005-12-23 03:23pm

Is it just me or does Jesus look different in every picture of him?

Seriously though, why do they always find him in food? I would imagine that it's because food lends itself to this sort of thing more easily because of the processes involved but every month there's a Jesus burrito or a Jesus nacho or a Jesus toast, etc.

There was also the highway underpass and one I saw on the news about a face in a knot of a tree, but always it comes back to the food.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2005-12-23 03:32pm

Had to be Jacksonville. I love the stadium club, too. Dammit. Now if I eat there, I will be damned to hell.

I might go to hell for a lot of reasons, but it ain't going to be for bogarting the almighty's nachos.

Post by **Surlethe** » 2005-12-23 04:04pm

It looked like a Protoss face to me.

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2005-12-23 04:57pm

It most certainly is OBL. That turban at the top of the face in the pan eliminates any possibility of doubt.

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2005-12-23 06:15pm

No that's definitely Jesus. You can even see his huge side-burns and the black thingy on his grossly deformed chest. Not to mention his thug-like neck. It looks just like the Jesus described in the Bible.

Halelujah and amen all that. The holiness of the item clearly demands it to be sold to a stupid fuck for a large amount of money on eBay.

Edit: Actually, it's probably a Pirate!!

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2005-12-23 06:51pm

Looks like greasy nacho run off that hasn't been properly washed.

Much like most modern organized religions

So, I guess they really are seeing Jesus in there

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-12-23 07:04pm

This only proves my theory that Jesus did indeed love his Nachos and that it was not bread he broke at the Last Supper but a nacho which he then dipped in hot cheese which he proclaimed to be his blood.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-12-23 09:01pm

Surlethe wrote:It looked like a Protoss face to me.

Indeed.
In most stories I've heard, Jesus had a nose.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2005-12-23 09:55pm

I see Macauly Culkin wearing a turban.

Qwerty 42 · Post by **Qwerty 42** » 2005-12-23 10:44pm

I saw Jesus on a Bible cover, should I contact my church?

mr friendly guy · Post by **mr friendly guy** » 2005-12-24 08:53am

The Spartan wrote:Is it just me or does Jesus look different in every picture of him?

Seriously though, why do they always find him in food? .

Because we are obviously supposed to eat him heretic?

Didn't you realise Jesus asked his disciples to eat his flesh and drink his blood?

avoidingthepo · Post by **avoidingthepo** » 2005-12-24 09:34am

i thought i saw jesus in the wax on my surfboard last month, but then i realized it was only because when we see a face in something that, if we are crazy enough, has to potential to speak to us, we want it to be jesus, because who wants the old guy three houses down that died but no one noticed until the smell to appear in your surf wax and talk to you?

cause i mean, if jesus was surfin with me, id be safe from harm and we could chat about cool stuff...like nachos

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2005-12-24 10:01am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:No, I see Osama.

(link to picture)

Goddamnit! You beat me to it!

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