Now this is how a horror movie should end..
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Now this is how a horror movie should end..
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."- General Sir Charles Napier
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I like it that she responded to the dispatcher with "I don't have a few minutes."
I like it that she responded to the dispatcher with "I don't have a few minutes."
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
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Funny commercial, but the owner is certifiable.
Edit - I should elaborate that the owner of Totally Awesome is certifiable.
Edit - I should elaborate that the owner of Totally Awesome is certifiable.
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"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
Same here.Mrs Kendall wrote: I admit that was totally unexpected and it scared the shit out of me because my volume was really high so I could hear what she was saying.
I had the volume up loud because I'm hard of hearing anyway, and when the Krinkov clone started firing, I literally jumped out of my chair.
Gotta love those Klipsch Promedias.
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."- General Sir Charles Napier
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That's beautiful. The gunfire made me jump out of my seat, and then I laughed my ass off.
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That's pirate-worthy right there.
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No, the movie oughta end where the person finally triumphs against the monster, and then they turn towards the camera and rip off their face to reveal that they are in fact A LIZARD!
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"Well then, science is bullshit. "
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shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook
Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
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shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook
Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!