A Scathing Satire of Final Fantasy VII

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A Scathing Satire of Final Fantasy VII

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http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/ff7.htm

OK, I love FFVII, but this made me laugh. :lol:
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Hehe, I remember when I first got the Comet spell...

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It was too annoying for me to watch anything more than a few seconds.
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What staggeringly intelligent satire. :roll:
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Bwhahahahahahahahahahha

ahhh the simple guilty pleasures. Of course, this may be colored by the fact that I think Final Fantasy is the saddest most pathetic non-RPG ever made.
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Vympel wrote:Bwhahahahahahahahahahha

ahhh the simple guilty pleasures. Of course, this may be colored by the fact that I think Final Fantasy is the saddest most pathetic non-RPG ever made.
Thank god.

Another person who despises FF. I never thought I'd find another one! Hallelujah and so forth.
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:twisted:

Already got half-joked/half-serious flamed once for stating my opinions on the matter :)
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Okaaaaaaaaay....
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Final Fantasy was cool in its 8- and 16-bit incarnations (working on a FF IV fanfic right now). I never got into the Playstation games.
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I liked the first couple, but I've never played any of the more recent playstation ones. But then RPG's where never my thing, the third and more recent one I ever played was the ASVS RPG...
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weemadando wrote:
Vympel wrote:Bwhahahahahahahahahahha

ahhh the simple guilty pleasures. Of course, this may be colored by the fact that I think Final Fantasy is the saddest most pathetic non-RPG ever made.
Thank god.

Another person who despises FF. I never thought I'd find another one! Hallelujah and so forth.
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Vympel wrote:Bwhahahahahahahahahahha

ahhh the simple guilty pleasures. Of course, this may be colored by the fact that I think Final Fantasy is the saddest most pathetic non-RPG ever made.
Someone who agrees with me. Miracle! The one game I bothered to play (FF VII) was a glorified interactive movie and I have no reason to think the others are any different.
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Crazy_Vasey wrote: Someone who agrees with me. Miracle! The one game I bothered to play (FF VII) was a glorified interactive movie and I have no reason to think the others are any different.
and that is a bad thing?
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SWPIGWANG wrote:
Crazy_Vasey wrote: Someone who agrees with me. Miracle! The one game I bothered to play (FF VII) was a glorified interactive movie and I have no reason to think the others are any different.
and that is a bad thing?
You ever played an interactive movie 'game'?
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SWPIGWANG wrote:
Crazy_Vasey wrote: Someone who agrees with me. Miracle! The one game I bothered to play (FF VII) was a glorified interactive movie and I have no reason to think the others are any different.
and that is a bad thing?
YES.
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Wow. Thought I was in a minority of one. Good to know some people agree :)
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