The Horror that Came to Startrek

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-23 05:50am

What would be the Creepiest thing that could effect a Federation Vessel.

Umbrella Virus Breaks out in the Med Lab.

Sid 9.9 program activated on the Holodeck, and then uses the Replicators/portable emmitters to make it's self real.

SHODAN fragment in Science lab currupts the whole ship's computer.

THE STARS ARE RIGHT!, the Security officer is mumbling IA, IA, Cthutlu, IA!

Ok, who opened that puzzel Box to Hell

Admiral Janeway, were picking up a signal from those ruins on that uninhabited planet, it's either a distress signal, or a warning bouy, should we investigate. (Aliens)

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-23 05:52am

Damn, I forgot just finding the derlict ship, and the story of the deaths of the whole crew by a Vampire being replayied through the ship's logs.

Xon · Post by **Xon** » 2002-12-23 06:46am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:
Umbrella Virus Breaks out in the Med Lab.

The entire crew is consumed, but due to the crappy nature of Trek ships blows up due to a zombie breaking something in engineering. Thus the Umbrella Virus doesnt actually do anything(yet another Ship lost for no reason) OR they use some of their medical tech and cure every one(after having a dozen or so redshirts being zombified)

Sid 9.9 program activated on the Holodeck, and then uses the Replicators/portable emmitters to make it's self real.

Who?

SHODAN fragment in Science lab currupts the whole ship's computer.

Startrek computer

, the first thing SHODAN does is deisgn & biuld something that doesnt allow a random redshirt to reformat the entire thing pushing a few buttons. Then it has to get off the oversided death trap known as a Federation Starship. Also, Trek tech can be easily stopped, and Startrek ships are rediculusly easy to destroy from inside. The crew might die, but I dont see SHODAN getting out ether. If it doesnt doing anything to attract the attension of the crew till it is too late, it might have a chance. But otherwise there are too many ways to break Startek technology.

THE STARS ARE RIGHT!, the Security officer is mumbling IA, IA, Cthutlu, IA!

Hehe, random redshirt paints the ship red

Ok, who opened that puzzel Box to Hell

Only problem that would just effect the crew of the single ship (even then they can just get to the escape pods and eject and run the ship into a star). And how you have to defeat them is on the same level as many of Startrek technobabble solutions. the crew of the starship gets their punishment for being so stupid

Admiral Janeway, were picking up a signal from those ruins on that uninhabited planet, it's either a distress signal, or a warning bouy, should we investigate. (Aliens)

Since they always use transporters, the Aliens cant sneak up because some one left the shuttle door open.. And since they dont have any vents if sick bay, the new Xenomorpth isnt getting lose. Some random redshirt that will be cought a facehugger(ignoring the fact that the transporter would remove that darn thing) , the guy then gets put into a quarentine area with forcefields around it. When the his chest bursts open, the HoloDoc doesnt get harmed in anyway since he is a hologram! And with the forcefield up it doesnt get out. Mostlikely the just beam the thing back to the planet or wax on for ~40 minutes till the episode runs out then kill the thing one they deside it is too dangerious(or send it back to the planet, and add a warning bouy). For the acid blood they just raise a forcefield to stop it(or transport it out).

Sorry Aliens, requires a level of absolute level of mind boggling stupidity.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-23 06:58am

ggs wrote:(ignoring the fact that the transporter would remove that darn thing)

No it wouldn't. Transporters have shown often that they will not remove foreign organisms from personnel or objects being transported. The largest example of a foreign organism going up with the legitimate transport target would of course be Kirk's GF of the week in ST4.

...kill the thing one they deside it is too dangerious(or send it back to the planet, and add a warning bouy).

They're too goody-goody to kill it. They'd just send it back.

Sorry Aliens, requires a level of absolute level of mind boggling stupidity.

WTF?

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2002-12-23 07:07am

ggs wrote:
Sid 9.9 program activated on the Holodeck, and then uses the Replicators/portable emmitters to make it's self real.
Who?

It's from the movie Virtuosity, played by Denzel Washington and Russel Crowe. Russel Crowe (SID 6.1 or 6.2, I forget which version he is) is a virtual reality program that get's real through the wonders of nanotech, and Denzel Washington has to catch the bad guy. It's only watchable due to them two, and Russel Crowe plays an excellent part.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-12-23 07:20am

I like Trek-Raiser. The Borg are just waiting to be a huge arm of Cenobites. Plus, it wouldn't take a whole lot to make Janeway one of the scariest Cenobites ever. She's already scary just give her the physical trappings.

I also like the idea of the Federation having to deal with the virus from Resident Evil.

The Virtuosity version would kill them all too quickly. Look what Moriarty did to the E-D and he was trying to hurt anyone.

The Vampire bit could be interesting. Especially if religious items work on him but only for true believers. Side Note: I remember reading a comic book once where a vampire was stalking everyone on a space ship. He killed some guy who had an antique cane and threw the cane out an airlock. It ends up the cane was the only piece of wood on the whole ship.

Presumably only a wooden stake could kill him.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-12-23 07:22am

I meant to say that Moriarty wasn't trying to hurt anyone.

Also it's "army" of Cenobites not arm.

Xon · Post by **Xon** » 2002-12-23 08:36am

[quote="ggs]
Sorry Aliens, requires a level of absolute level of mind boggling stupidity.[/quote]
Oops, that should be:
Sorry Aliens, requires a level of absolutely mind boggling stupidity.[/

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-23 10:41am

ggs wrote:
ggs wrote: Sorry Aliens, requires a level of absolute level of mind boggling stupidity.
Oops, that should be:
Sorry Aliens, requires a level of absolutely mind boggling stupidity.

It still doesn't make any sense.

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2002-12-23 11:22am

B&B + trek is far more horrific than any conceiviable sistuation.

and the power for technobabble would save all with the rest switch in the end, so no worries.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-12-23 12:04pm

XaLEv wrote: It still doesn't make any sense.

He means that Aliens are only dangerous to cultures that are 100% totally stupid. Like, worse than Trek.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2002-12-23 12:08pm

Cthulu is more dangerous, but Aliens are more creepy.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-23 12:28pm

Here's an idea for a truly horrifying Star Trek: make a starship called "Voyager", and put a gravelly-voiced creature called "Janeway" in the captain's seat. Then, have this creature terrorize the crew and the viewers for 7 agonizing years.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-23 12:33pm

Darth Wong wrote:Here's an idea for a truly horrifying Star Trek: make a starship called "Voyager", and put a gravelly-voiced creature called "Janeway" in the captain's seat. Then, have this creature terrorize the crew and the viewers for 7 agonizing years.

What kind of twisted mind comes up with something that evil?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-23 01:20pm

NecronLord wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Here's an idea for a truly horrifying Star Trek: make a starship called "Voyager", and put a gravelly-voiced creature called "Janeway" in the captain's seat. Then, have this creature terrorize the crew and the viewers for 7 agonizing years.
What kind of twisted mind comes up with something that evil?

I don't know, but only fire can defeat it. *Hopes into FAE laden F-16*

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2002-12-23 01:31pm

NecronLord wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Here's an idea for a truly horrifying Star Trek: make a starship called "Voyager", and put a gravelly-voiced creature called "Janeway" in the captain's seat. Then, have this creature terrorize the crew and the viewers for 7 agonizing years.
What kind of twisted mind comes up with something that evil?

Let's make it worse: Said Janeway has one of those transporter accidents that creates two (or more) copies running around the ship. Replicators gone wild!!!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2002-12-23 01:40pm

sorry folks, nothing could be scarier than the old standby...Janeway Porn!

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2002-12-23 01:43pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:sorry folks, nothing could be scarier than the old standby...Janeway Porn!

No, thats disgusting but not scarry.

Antediluvian · Post by **Antediluvian** » 2002-12-23 04:22pm

TrekRaiser sounds fun to me.

I have this pleasant image of Pinhead's chains ripping apart the Voyager crew...

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-12-24 07:03pm

Is there a lot of glass in a Trek ship? I mean because that's what Sid has to eat to regenerate.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2002-12-24 09:50pm

A shark is stalking the crew
Or better yet, the chicken people from Prince of Space rampage through!
-They're firing scratches on the negative!!!!-

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2002-12-24 09:51pm

Do you want true horror?

How about "Ferengi Women Gone Wild, the Spring Break Video?"

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-12-24 10:00pm

Janeway gone wild totally unscensored

AWACS · Post by **AWACS** » 2002-12-25 08:13pm

How about "Night of the living Janeways"

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-25 08:25pm

Neelix and Janeway remake "Sweeny Todd"

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

The Horror that Came to Startrek

Horror Trek of Choice

The Horror that Came to Startrek

Re: The Horror that Came to Startrek

Re: The Horror that Came to Startrek

Re: The Horror that Came to Startrek

Re: The Horror that Came to Startrek

Re: The Horror that Came to Startrek

Re: The Horror that Came to Startrek