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First off let me say :wanker:

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CLEARWATER - Matt Feshbach believes he has super powers. He senses danger faster than most people. He appreciates beauty more deeply than he used to. He says he outperforms his peers in the money management industry.

He heightened his powers of perception in 1995 when he went to Los Angeles and became the first and so far only "public" Scientologist to take a highly classified Scientology program called Super Power.

Where in L.A. did he do this?

"Just in Los Angeles," is all Feshbach will say. Super Power is that secret.

Under wraps for decades, Super Power now is being prepped for its eventual rollout in Scientology's massive building in downtown Clearwater. That will be the only place worldwide where the program, much anticipated by Scientologists, will be offered.

A key aim of Super Power is to enhance one's perceptions - and not just the five senses we all know - hearing, sight, touch, taste and smell.

Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard taught that people have 57 "perceptics." They include an ability to discern relative sizes, blood circulation, balance, compass direction, temperature, gravity and an "awareness of importance, unimportance."

Church officials won't discuss specifics of Super Power. But Feshbach and another prominent Clearwater Scientologist who, like Feshbach, is a major donor to Super Power's building fund, provided some details in interviews with the St. Petersburg Times. A group of former Scientologists who worked for the church on a campus in California where the program was in development also described elements of it.

Super Power uses machines, apparatus and specially designed rooms to exercise and enhance a person's so-called perceptics. Those machines include an antigravity simulator and a gyroscope-like apparatus that spins a person around while blindfolded to improve perception of compass direction, said the former Scientologists.

A video screen that moves forward and backward while flashing images is used to hone a viewer's ability to identify subliminal messages, they said.

Hubbard promised Super Power would improve perceptions and "put the person into a new realm of ability." He believed it would unlock abilities needed to spread Scientology across the planet.

For Feshbach it's like nothing he has ever done in Scientology.

"I got it. I loved it," he gushed.

Feshbach, 52, and his two brothers became famous in investment circles during the 1980s as the kings of short selling stocks - essentially betting which stocks will tank. At one point, the California-based Feshbach Bros. managed $1-billion for clients.

Feshbach now lives in Belleair, where his wife, Kathy, runs a Scientology mission. Because he donated millions to the Super Power building fund, he was invited to undergo the program.

It's geared toward creating a "more competent spiritual being," he said. "I'm not dependant on my physical body to perceive things."

He offered this anecdote:

He had just finished his perceptics training and was at the Los Angeles airport, preparing to fly home to the Tampa Bay area. He stood at a crosswalk with perhaps 20 others, including a woman and her son, an antsy boy 6 or 7 years old.

As the light turned green, the boy bolted into the street, ahead of his mother. Feshbach perceived a pickup bearing down on the boy, driven by a young woman.

He yelled and saved the boy's life by a quarter of an inch, he said.

Coincidence? Feshbach doesn't think so. No one else saw the pickup, he says. He believes that, through the Super Power program, he elevated his perceptive abilities beyond those of the others at that crosswalk. His enhanced perceptions have played out numerous times since, he said.

Super Power takes "weeks, not months" to complete, said Feshbach. He would not discuss the specific machines and drills that former Scientologists said are used to enhance perceptions.

The perceptics portion of Super Power is one of 12 "rundowns" in the full program, Feshbach said. But it clearly is a key aspect.

Details of Super Power training have been kept secret even from church members. Like much of Scientology training, details aren't revealed until one pays to take the course.

Asked about Super Power, church spokesman Ben Shaw provided a written statement: "Super Power is a series of spiritual counseling processes designed to give a person back his own viewpoint, increase his perception, exercise his power of choice, and greatly enhance other spiritual abilities."

Shaw would not say how much the program will cost. Upper levels of Scientology training can run tens of thousands of dollars.

He declined to provide further insight into Super Power. "It's not something I'm willing to provide to you in any manner," Shaw said.

Scientologist Ron Pollack, who donated $5-million to the Super Power fund after making millions in hedge funds in the 1990s, said he got a sneak peek. The head of fundraising for the project showed him a photo of "some high-tech thing" developed by engineers in Southern California that offers different aromas on demand. It's for a drill to enhance one's sense of smell, he said.

Pollack said he has no idea how Super Power will be set up, but is excited about the parts on ethics and perceptics, which he likened to a "trip to Disney."

Former Scientologists Bruce Hines and Chuck Beatty, once staffers at the church's international base in Hemet, Calif., said that while on punishment detail, they made chairs of various sizes - ones big enough for a giant, others too small even for a child - that were set up in a room designed to hone one's sense of relative sizes.

Hines also said the Super Power program, which Hubbard wanted rolled out in 1978, met with delays during the 20-plus years that it was being piloted on church staffers.

One setback occurred when the church checked back on the staffers who had been through Super Power. It turned out, Hines said, many had left the church - hardly the expected outcome.

"The fact that it was around in 1978 and it's still not worked out 28 years later, that's pretty significant," Hines said.

Hines, who said he once performed Scientology's core practice of auditing on celebrity Scientologists Kirstie Allie, Anne Archer and Nicole Kidman (she no longer is a Scientologist), worked at the California facility until 1993 and left the church staff in 2003. He and other ex-Scientology staffers are convinced that church brass delayed completion of the big building in Clearwater because the Super Power program was not finished. The exterior was completed three years ago, then construction stopped.

"The building was getting done faster than the tech program itself," said Karen Pressley, a former church staffer at the same California campus, who left the church in 1998.

"This is a flap of magnitude in Scientology management," Pressley said.

Shaw said those ex-members are just wrong.

"These people know absolutely nothing" about the Super Power pilot, he said.

Scientology processes are technical and cannot be understood out of context, Shaw said. "If someone is interested in Scientology, they should read a book and find out for themselves what Scientology is and thus begin their own spiritual journey," Shaw said.

Super Power is ready, he said, and 300 staff members are being trained to deliver it.

Construction delays in Clearwater, Shaw said, are due to a recent explosion of church expansion worldwide. The church has spent hundreds of millions to purchase and renovate properties. Last year, it purchased nearly 1-million square feet of buildings in 18 cities around the world.

That expansion, by far the largest in church history, diverted the church's attention, he said. Plus, he said, Scientology leaders have been compelled to redesign the building's interior repeatedly to make it a crown jewel.

The Super Power program will be ready to go the moment the new building is completed, he said. Scientology officials promise that will be 2007.
Scientology's 57 senses

Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard's list of 57 perceptics. Words in parentheses are his:

Timen Sight

Tasten Colorn Depth

Solidity (barriers)

Relative sizes (external)

Sound

Pitch

Tone

Volume

Rhythm

Smell

Touch (pressure, friction, heat or cold and oiliness)

Personal emotion

Endocrine states

Awareness of awareness

Personal size

Organic sensation (including hunger)

Heartbeat

Blood circulation

Cellular and bacterial position

Gravitic (self and other weights)

Motion of self

Motion (exterior)

Body position

Joint position

Internal temperature

External temperature

Balance

Muscular tension

Saline content of self (body)

Fields/magnetic

Time track motion

Physical energy (personal weariness, etc.)

Self-determinism

Moisture (self)

Sound direction

Emotional state of other organs

Personal position on the tone scale*

Affinity (self and others)

Communication (self and others)

Reality (self and others)

Emotional state of groups

Compass direction

Level of consciousness

Pain

Perception of conclusions (past and present)

Perception of computation (past and present)

Perception of imagination (past and present)

Perception of having perceived (past and present)

Awareness of not knowing

Awareness of importance, unimportance

Awareness of others

Awareness of location and placement (masses, spaces and location itself)

Perception of appetite

Kinesthesia
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More Proof that Scientology should be considered a mental disorder and all practitioners of it tossed in a padded room
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Oh boy. That's... X-Scientologists.

No, that's Jedientologists.

Or maybe just some mentally ill... :roll:
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All fifty-two powers Hubbard listed are actually different facets of one binding force: human gullibility.

In related news, I hear the Clearwater training facility will be entirely painted in semen from the press releases.
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If Catherine Bell gets super-powers, we'll never be able to stop her!
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Ok WTF is
Timen Sight

Tasten Colorn Depth


Sounds like he made them up after watching to much television.
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dragon wrote:Ok WTF is
Timen Sight

Tasten Colorn Depth


Sounds like he made them up after watching to much television.
First time I saw Tasten Colorn Depth, I saw it as Taste Colon Depth :shock:
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Solauren wrote:More Proof that Scientology should be considered a mental disorder and all practitioners of it tossed in a padded room
And why doesn't this extend to all other religions as well?
dragon wrote:Ok WTF is
Timen Sight

Tasten Colorn Depth
Sounds like he made them up after watching to much television.
A typo. /n is a character return for web languages. It looks like they left off the /, or it didn't parse correctly. That should probably be Time, Sight, Taste, Color, and Depth.
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McC wrote:
Solauren wrote:More Proof that Scientology should be considered a mental disorder and all practitioners of it tossed in a padded room
And why doesn't this extend to all other religions as well?
You have enough padded cells for half the human population? Maybe we should just put a big padded wall around Madagascar and pack 'em in.
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Lagmonster wrote:You have enough padded cells for half the human population? Maybe we should just put a big padded wall around Madagascar and pack 'em in.
I want to say something to the effect of "We need to see a massive campaign for re-educating religious people," but the term 're-educating' kind of scares me and makes me wonder at the ethical standing of such a thing.
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....shit that isn't too far from where I live. Why do these tards have to set up shop in my state?
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Details of Super Power training have been kept secret even from church members. Like much of Scientology training, details aren't revealed until one pays to take the course.
... and that says it all.

:roll:

Pollack said he has no idea how Super Power will be set up, but is excited about the parts on ethics and perceptics, which he likened to a "trip to Disney."
Huh? :?
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McC wrote:
Solauren wrote:More Proof that Scientology should be considered a mental disorder and all practitioners of it tossed in a padded room
And why doesn't this extend to all other religions as well?
Who says it doesn't? Start with the modern, obvious ones, and work your way up in establishment
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dragon wrote:Sounds like he made them up after watching to much television.
I wouldn't be too suprised. I'm sure I'm not the only person who's realized that "Xenu" is really just "xeno" with the last letter changed. You'd think they could have at least thought of something more original: this is supposed to be a religion, not a bad Marvel comics serial.
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Lagmonster wrote:
McC wrote:
Solauren wrote:More Proof that Scientology should be considered a mental disorder and all practitioners of it tossed in a padded room
And why doesn't this extend to all other religions as well?
You have enough padded cells for half the human population? Maybe we should just put a big padded wall around Madagascar and pack 'em in.
Just do what Wonko the Sane did and build an asylum for the entire world.
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Lagmonster wrote:

You have enough padded cells for half the human population? Maybe we should just put a big padded wall around Madagascar and pack 'em in.
We could probably fit the Scientologist population on Zanzibar if we made it standing room only.

Does anyone else wish they'd do a South Park episode based on this? Cruise could fight his way back to the closet using his super-abilities.
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Lagmonster wrote: You have enough padded cells for half the human population? Maybe we should just put a big padded wall around Madagascar and pack 'em in.
Well, the Madagascar Plan failed in the thirties, it might succeed next time...
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Who needs super strength or the ability to fly when you can have the power of

Perception of appetite or the power of
Personal emotion or how about the ability of
Blood circulation

And this one is most awesome power of all
The Awareness of not knowing

Superman watch out. There is new Super hero in town, called
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My own super powers include Dog Empathy and Resistance To Stairs.
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I have the amazing ability to Detect Flaws. No flaw goes undetected - even the imaginary ones!

PS, I pay a regular stipend to Scientology for the use of their 'super powers' training materials. Or maybe I'll lose my power! :shock:
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If it takes a Scientologist the super power program to get those senses, we have a good idea of why they're so easily snookered in the first place- Lack of pre-existing awareness in any form.
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Ryushikaze wrote:If it takes a Scientologist the super power program to get those senses, we have a good idea of why they're so easily snookered in the first place- Lack of pre-existing awareness in any form.
Exactly what I was thinking when I was reading this as well. Some of these senses/perceptics/whatever should be common fucking sense. "Moisture"? Um, if I'm wet, I'd say that counts. And when should you have to be trained in "sound". Unless you're deaf, that shouldn't be much of an issue. "Personal size"? Instead of spending thousands of dollars on this course, I'm pretty sure I'd rather just buy a tape measure and weight scale. "Body position"? I'm sitting right now, thanks. The rest of it sounds completely pointless and/or daft, such as "bacterial position". I really couldn't give a fuck what shape it takes, just as long as you have some antibiotics for it. :)
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Wow, these are the lamest superpowers I've ever heard of. What the fuck is Scientology man supposed to do? Inform evil-doers of their moisture content? What fucking bullshit. If you're going to shell out that much money, at least get a power like raising the dead or laser vision. Or the ability to have multiple orgasms as a male. Not "balance". Not "awareness of not knowing". Christ, more like "awareness of being a dumbshit for wasting all that dough".
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