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Presidential Speech

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All right, here's the situation:

I am running for ASB president of my high school. I have to submit a speech on the first day back from christmas break. Any ideas on how to make it inspiring AND funny?

I'm pretty popular at my school, but the others competing against me for prez are too. I'll need every advantage I can get.
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Just stuff the ballot boxes, it's a lot easier and it's sure fire.


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umm... maybe you should have started planning on the first day of the break.

Just say what you are going to do and make some jokes about stuff about the school. Can you read lips? Just curious.
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Just say what you are going to do and make some jokes about stuff about the school. Can you read lips? Just curious.
I prefer to keep things generally serious, but throw in a few jokes in for effect. And I can only recognize simple words on other peoples' lips.

I'm thinking about including my experience in the mountains in my speech.
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