Well people, it was long hard fight, but I had to cave in. I removed "Talifan!" from YouTube, and re-edited it so it wouldn't be so offensive. I bleeped out the "C" word, and just made the video more appealing, overall.
Please try to enjoy this toothless, less violent version.
"Talifan!" The Special Edition
(BTW, this isn't the "Talifan!" sequel I'm currently working on.)
"Talifan!" The Special Edition
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"Talifan!" The Special Edition
"Brian, if I parked a supertanker in Central Park, painted it neon orange, and set it on fire, it would be less obvious than your stupidity." --RedImperator
Overall I would say it's a definate improvement - the compression quality seems a lot better and it generally flows nicer. And the fight scene is awesome! 
I can't wait for the next video. Care to give us any clues as to what it'll be like?
I can't wait for the next video. Care to give us any clues as to what it'll be like?
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Re: "Talifan!" The Special Edition
This is sarcasm, yes?Lord Poe wrote: Please try to enjoy this toothless, less violent version.
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Her voice sounds incredibly sinister. Like she's planning on killing you and making curtains out of your skin.
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Crazedwraith wrote:This is sarcasm, yes?Lord Poe wrote: Please try to enjoy this toothless, less violent version.
This version has three times the violence of the old one!It'll be about a squad of Mandabonian Clone Soldiers making a discovery in a battle-bot factory....NoXion wrote:I can't wait for the next video. Care to give us any clues as to what it'll be like?
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God help me, the part with the Vulcan Neck Pinch was hilarious.
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I don't know but it sounds sort of like the alienese from KotOR, except for the "abullashitta" partsLaserRifleofDoom wrote:What is he using for that? It siounded like gibberish to me, or is there something to it?
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I heard "Bully, bully bullshito" a few times. Awesome stuff Lord PoeLaserRifleofDoom wrote:What is he using for that? It siounded like gibberish to me, or is there something to it?Dooey Jo wrote:
That's great! That Mandabonian language is still funny as hell
EDIT: Loved the definition of asshats.
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I guess they don't allow .wmv files anymore. That sucks.
And again, you'll notice that no violence is geared toward Sharon Crevice! A Fandabonian doesn't even hit her this time!
For some reason, "comments" aren't working, but I do get them. So far, the only negative comment has been from this guy Click the link if you want to watch his mad karaoke skillz. His blog is a click away as well.
Exactly what threats were those, asswipe? The audio is unchanged, and nothing was cut. There's a lot of added scenes, and "cunt" was bleeped. So again, what THREATS are you referring to?
Try watching videos yourself instead of believing what other assholes tell you.
Thanks! I decided the "Talifan" should live up to his name!Cpl Kendall wrote:I really liked the combat sequence Poe.
Yup! And I wasactually holding back on the violence!Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Three times the violence, ten times the fun! GG Mr. Poe!
And again, you'll notice that no violence is geared toward Sharon Crevice! A Fandabonian doesn't even hit her this time!
I loved it when I saw it in the game. I had to include it!CaptainChewbacca wrote:God help me, the part with the Vulcan Neck Pinch was hilarious.
Its complete gibberish. (Much like Mando'a.) I even ran it backward when Sharon Crevice first speaks!Dooey Jo wrote:I don't know but it sounds sort of like the alienese from KotOR, except for the "abullashitta" partsLaserRifleofDoom wrote:What is he using for that? It siounded like gibberish to me, or is there something to it?
That was quite satisfying...!Xess wrote:EDIT: Loved the definition of asshats.
2. Dark Moose. Awesome.
They're crazy firing. These are Fandabonians, not real Mandabonians. Although, we don't know how they got ahold of real laser rifles!JediMaster415 wrote:I'll probably look stupid but what are the Mandabonians shooting at in the beginning of the fight? They're kinda jerking around and shooting everywhere.
For some reason, "comments" aren't working, but I do get them. So far, the only negative comment has been from this guy Click the link if you want to watch his mad karaoke skillz. His blog is a click away as well.
My response:Asshat 27 wrote:Can you make sure the original is available so we can still link to it please? Maybe post a link to it somewhere int he body of the text?
I just want to make sure people can see your threats for themselves rather than your "edit"
Exactly what threats were those, asswipe? The audio is unchanged, and nothing was cut. There's a lot of added scenes, and "cunt" was bleeped. So again, what THREATS are you referring to?
Try watching videos yourself instead of believing what other assholes tell you.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsOj2hT2AHoYouTube wrote:This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.
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How exactly did that video violate the TOS?
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Capital is reckless of the health or length of life of the laborer, unless under compulsion from society - Karl Marx
Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we've been ignorant of their value - R. Buckminster Fuller
The important thing is not to be human but to be humane - Eliezer S. Yudkowsky
Nova Mundi, my laughable attempt at an original worldbuilding/gameplay project
Capital is reckless of the health or length of life of the laborer, unless under compulsion from society - Karl Marx
Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we've been ignorant of their value - R. Buckminster Fuller
The important thing is not to be human but to be humane - Eliezer S. Yudkowsky
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Fucking bullshit. I've seen FAR worse videos in terms of cursing and violence, not to mention entire episodes of TV shows. If it was in fact removed because Traviss bitched and threatened to sue, then I have to wonder why anyone is even afraid of her? Can Dubya sue SNL and everyone else who parodies him? 
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Article 5 Section C Part IIInightmare wrote:Here is the TOS: http://www.youtube.com/t/terms
But I think we all know what really happened.
They must have whined hard enough to them. It's too bad the staff probably didn't take a look at the video itself before making this decision. Do we have to from now on have to put in the title "Satire: Talifan"?submit material that is unlawful, obscene, defamatory, libelous, threatening, pornographic, harassing, hateful, racially or ethnically offensive, or encourages conduct that would be considered a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability, violate any law, or is otherwise inappropriate
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