1.) You're more troubled by intel reports suggesting the Imperials are in the Curati Sector than you are by intel reports suggesting that your girlfriend broke up with you a week ago.
2.) When you can't find something you're searching for on Yahoo, you think to yourself, "damn, I failed my 'computers' roll."
3.) When someone addresses you, you have to pause for a minute before you realize they are not addressing a stranger, but addressing you by your real name
I'm sure there are more. Feel free to add your own.
"A country without a Czar is like a village without an idiot."
- Old Russian Saying
9. When playing a text-based RPG, you IM the other players to urge them to post so you can keep playing.
Nitram, slightly high on cough syrup: Do you know you're beautiful?
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
You shout "*insert color* *insert class* needs food badly!" and then yell "Sweet Nutrients!" as you eat.
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know...tomorrow."
-Agent Kay
irishmick79 wrote:1.) You're more troubled by intel reports suggesting the Imperials are in the Curati Sector than you are by intel reports suggesting that your girlfriend broke up with you a week ago.
Whenever you need something one of your friends has, you freely rummage through their things and take it. You also tend to think of them as walking luggage.
You call your friend "Richard er, Tharg, er, Tylandial, er, Aiden, er, Maria, er.... Chris!"
... and he responds to all of them in a different voice.
ROAR!!!!! says GOJIRA!!!!!
"I would say that the above post is off-topic, except that I'm not sure what the topic of this thread is, and I don't think anybody else is sure either."
- Darth Wong Free Durian - Last updated 27 Dec
"Why does it look like you are in China or something?" - havokeff
When you bring a 1d4 to your test on Electronics ay the uSN CTM "S" school...
...then your instructor takes it away from you and says "rocks fall, everyone dies."
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
If you've ever looked up the phase of the moon on your birth date to see what Auspice you'd fall under (I'm a Galliard, BTW)
And on a similar note, if you have readily available character sheets of yourself in at least 5 different systems.
Oh, and also whenever you watch a movie or TV show, you catalog (mentally or otherwise) the level of feats performed by characters in the movie. For example, I have a roommate who watched "Underworld" and spent the entire time going "Let's see...2 Fortitude...2 Celerity...that'd be a dot of Presence...Wow, that werewolf totally has the 'True Fear' gift."
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Yeah. Everyone I knew was sure I was a Ragabash, since I'm an unrepentant smartass. But I looked it up, and it said I was Galliard. Does fit with my knowing of random crap and my tendency to make shit up on the spot.
You can't walk by your ex without shouting, "/pet attack! /pet attack!!!!"
You try to bluff your way out of a speeding ticket by playing rock-paper-scissors with the cop (if you get this and you're not a LARPer, you're pathetic. If you are a LARPer, you already were pathetic.)
Gaian Paradigm: Because not all fantasy has to be childish crap. Ephemeral Pie: Because not all role-playing has to be shallow. My art: Because not all DA users are talentless emo twits. "Phant, quit abusing the He-Wench before he turns you into a caged bitch at a Ren Fair and lets the tourists toss half munched turkey legs at your backside." -Mr. Coffee
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