Some Video Game "Tan" (Bishies!)

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2006-06-08 02:51pm

Because the Internet is a wonderful place, and such glorious sexy
manifestations of Game Consoles must be shared!!!

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2006-06-08 02:54pm

Reminds of the Mac/windows OS girls.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2006-06-08 03:23pm

I think they suck. The proportions are crap and the postures are inelegant, and the clothes don't fold properly. The "sexiness" is trying too hard, rather than flowing out of the natural contours.

I could do better, is what I'm saying.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2006-06-08 03:43pm

Well We're not stoping you

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2006-06-08 03:46pm

I think they're...cute actually.

Saying this as a straight guy.

I think it's cause they're kind of girlish (except that huge XBox guy), go figure.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2006-06-08 03:50pm

Rye wrote:I think they suck. The proportions are crap and the postures are inelegant, and the clothes don't fold properly. The "sexiness" is trying too hard, rather than flowing out of the natural contours.

All part of what makes up the OS-tan "Appeal" if you can call it that.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2006-06-08 04:01pm

18-Till-I-Die wrote:I think they're...cute actually.

Saying this as a straight guy.

That right there would make such wonderful quoteable material you know

And yes, it's the overly cute, overly swishy look of the 'tan' types that make them so much fun. As a for instance heres a good Mac-Tan of the I-Mac.

Pick · Post by **Pick** » 2006-06-08 08:18pm

Rye wrote:I could do better, is what I'm saying.

Art is not, and never will be, a contest.

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2006-06-08 08:20pm

Technically those are kuns, not tans.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2006-06-08 08:42pm

Yeah, those are pretty "meh". I do like the PS2, however.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2006-06-08 08:50pm

Pick wrote:
Rye wrote:I could do better, is what I'm saying.
Art is not, and never will be, a contest.

Want to fight about it?

I still think they suck. They look like atrocious webcomic art. I mean look at GC guy; his shoulders are at thalidomide angles, his ribcage has apparently collapsed in upon itself, his fingers are mutated and the groin is silly. His face would be monstrous if it were real.

And so on for the rest of them. The last one has a cool costume idea, but still looks goofy as hell.

Pick · Post by **Pick** » 2006-06-08 08:55pm

(Mistake, removed, sincerest apologies for the miscommunication.)

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2006-06-08 08:57pm

I'm pretty sure this is stuff that Crossroads found, not stuff he made himself.

Pick · Post by **Pick** » 2006-06-08 09:01pm

That changes things. I'm sorry, Rye. Honestly. Thanks for clearing that up, Raptor.

I'm bitching out the wrong person, assuming this is so. The follow will apply in this situation.

Crossroads, it is not appropriate --ever-- to post art without citing the artist. I'm sure you know where these come from, in which case, there is no exuse for not mentioning their source. That is the simplest of courtesy.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2006-06-08 09:08pm

Don't worry about it, I didn't see it.

I went the raptor route and assumed he just found them, I'd feel pretty mean if they were his works, but I guessed that the artist would be unlikely to be anyone on here whose feelings I cared about pissing all over so I could be up front about my dislike.

Pick · Post by **Pick** » 2006-06-08 09:12pm

Rye wrote:Don't worry about it, I didn't see it.

I went the raptor route and assumed he just found them, I'd feel pretty mean if they were his works, but I guessed that the artist would be unlikely to be anyone on here whose feelings I cared about pissing all over so I could be up front about my dislike.

Sorry. My testiness was based off an assumption. I normally assume (since the only non-SDNet boards I really went to were art boards) that if there's a thread showcasing artwork and no one else is cited, that it is the work of the poster. I forget that there are other motivations in a more generalized art subforum

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Post by **Kuja** » 2006-06-08 09:20pm

Crossroads Inc. wrote:http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b389/ ... macboy.jpg

Something about that smirk makes me want to take something heavy and turn it into an explosion of red.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2006-06-08 10:34pm

Kuja wrote:
Crossroads Inc. wrote:http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b389/ ... macboy.jpg
Something about that smirk makes me want to take something heavy and turn it into an explosion of red.

That reaction, as near as I can tell, is perfectly natural, and I would be fulling willing to provide the something heavy.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2006-06-09 12:16am

Better?

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2006-06-09 12:47am

Darth Raptor wrote:I'm pretty sure this is stuff that Crossroads found, not stuff he made himself.

Lol, I deeply hope no one thought that. I would be SERIOUSLLY i,pressed if anyone thought I drew these

Pick wrote:Crossroads, it is not appropriate --ever-- to post art without citing the artist. I'm sure you know where these come from, in which case, there is no exuse for not mentioning their source. That is the simplest of courtesy.

Indeed... And my most Profound apoligizes for not doing so originally... I hope there where not too many ill feelings about that. Link to original artist can be found at the following:
HERE
A warning, much nudity, and MALE nudity to be found in Gallery

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2006-06-09 01:39am

Actually I have a few video game "-tan" girls (SFW) buried away in my Nitro9er folder on my computer, which I'd upload to Photobucket if I was actually on it at the moment...

Maybe tomorrow.

And I agree with Rye: those are definately not "bishies." Chief reason being that they look ugly as sin.

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2006-06-09 05:35am

Ace Pace wrote:*snip*

Better?

Only in the way I don't want to brutally murder her. However, she's creepy.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2006-06-09 07:08am

Yes?

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2006-06-09 07:10am

You're kidding right? She looks like she's been beaten into submission. Not attractive.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2006-06-09 07:13am

It's not supposed to be attractive, it's a drawing after the Blaster Worm thing, which killed too many XP machines.

Now for the Linux girls, notice what they are holding.