Change the shape of your penis!

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 07:59pm

If you could make your penis look like anything else apart froma penis, what would you choose?

I know, this is sooo sad. So sue me.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-30 08:00pm

My testicles would be inside (I don't care if that is bad from being overheated) like a frog.

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 08:01pm

I think the idea of it being like an ICBM appeals at some level.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-30 08:04pm

and it would hide when not engorged

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 08:07pm

So I can finally cross my legs in public without having to start rearranging it. Yay!

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-30 08:08pm

hide like a clit maybe

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2002-12-30 08:08pm

It would have a feature like many animal dicks: Hidden inside unless needed. Testicles you can't do much with but it would be nice to have the ability to suck them up inside temporarily if they are in danger.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-30 08:10pm

As I said, frog balls

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 08:11pm

Icehawk wrote:It would have a feature like many animal dicks: Hidden inside unless needed. Testicles you can't do much with but it would be nice to have the ability to suck them up inside temporarily if they are in danger.

Or give it a natural defense.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-30 08:12pm

Morning Star wrote:
Icehawk wrote:It would have a feature like many animal dicks: Hidden inside unless needed. Testicles you can't do much with but it would be nice to have the ability to suck them up inside temporarily if they are in danger.
Or give it a natural defense.

Yeah, like spikes

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 08:14pm

ArmorPierce wrote:As I said, frog balls

As long as they're not called frog balls that is. Oh, and it'd be good if you could change the size of it at will.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-12-30 08:14pm

ArmorPierce wrote:
Morning Star wrote:
Icehawk wrote:It would have a feature like many animal dicks: Hidden inside unless needed. Testicles you can't do much with but it would be nice to have the ability to suck them up inside temporarily if they are in danger.
Or give it a natural defense.
Yeah, like spikes

That would make sex a bit....odd...

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 08:14pm

ArmorPierce wrote:
Morning Star wrote:
Icehawk wrote:It would have a feature like many animal dicks: Hidden inside unless needed. Testicles you can't do much with but it would be nice to have the ability to suck them up inside temporarily if they are in danger.
Or give it a natural defense.
Yeah, like spikes

I was thinking more along the lines of acid sperm.

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 08:15pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
ArmorPierce wrote:
Morning Star wrote: Or give it a natural defense.
Yeah, like spikes
That would make sex a bit....odd...

Odd but interesting.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2002-12-30 09:43pm

Does the phrase "Ribbed for her pleasure" strike any chords?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-30 10:10pm

I would alter it for more muscle control, so I could voluntarily flex it around lie a snake inside her.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-30 10:17pm

I'd make it so whenever it gets erect, it doesn't stick out so everyone notices that it's hard. I'd also like to extend it a couple of inches.

johnmarkley · Post by **johnmarkley** » 2002-12-31 12:50am

Make it prehensile.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-12-31 12:53am

Darth Wong wrote:I would alter it for more muscle control, so I could voluntarily flex it around lie a snake inside her.

that's brilliant.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-31 12:59am

I'd want optional retraction, and full control over erections

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2002-12-31 01:56am

Add a force field

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-31 02:20am

Darth Wong wrote:I would alter it for more muscle control, so I could voluntarily flex it around lie a snake inside her.

Someone's been watching too much Tentacle Hentai.

justifier wrote:Add a force field

LMAO

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-31 02:35am

Prehensile muscles, and make the head a bit bigger (I like mushroom heads!)

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-12-31 03:15am

Make it prehensile and add a knot (like a dog's).

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-31 03:39am

Vertigo1 wrote:Make it prehensile and add a knot (like a dog's).

I take it you like furries.....