[VVVNSFW] Penis electroshock device
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[VVVNSFW] Penis electroshock device
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Wow. That is something I would tend to stay far, far away from.
Wow. That is something I would tend to stay far, far away from.
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You know things are getting weird when S&M gear starts to look like something a religious extremist would cook up.
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I've seen those before, Cock and Ball torture is really not my thing, though. It's a shame though, because often the best costumes are worn by people in scary videos.
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I defy anybody to look at that picture and not cringe.
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
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Well, so much for my urge to eat dinner. It's okay, though, I'm trying to cut back.
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I was only able to do it because I was warned about how bad it was and bracing myself.Ford Prefect wrote:It can't be done.Darth Wong wrote:I defy anybody to look at that picture and not cringe.
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I almost did because I have a cast iron stomach for actual grossness, but then I got an imaginative pang of what it would feel like to be electrocuted on the head of your penis. Ow.Ford Prefect wrote:It can't be done.Darth Wong wrote:I defy anybody to look at that picture and not cringe.
Women could do it. They don't get Sympathy/Empathy pains from horrible Penis injuries. The only time a man can take it is if it's funny, such as the Ninja Turtle Ball Kick movie
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Might as well buy a Tazer and zap yourself in the genitals, it's probably less painful too. I have a video backed up somewhere of a guy getting his buddy to zap him in the nuts with a Tazer, the even did a slow motion replay where you can see the sparks arcing into his nutsack.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Found a video.
http://empornium.us/details.php?id=127209
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http://empornium.us/details.php?id=127209
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Indeed. Any man who can shove an electrode down his own urethra and flip the switch is not mentally stable.Lagmonster wrote:Note to all you tough guys out there: Never try to get in the face of a man who takes electric shocks to the cock for fun.
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
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Or has lost all feeling down there.Darth Wong wrote:Indeed. Any man who can shove an electrode down his own urethra and flip the switch is not mentally stable.Lagmonster wrote:Note to all you tough guys out there: Never try to get in the face of a man who takes electric shocks to the cock for fun.
Either way...that is really not for anything except getting off on extreme pain.
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Ok, now I'm definitely NOT clicking on the link.Darth Wong wrote:Indeed. Any man who can shove an electrode down his own urethra and flip the switch is not mentally stable.
Inside his dick, gah, that's too wrong... *shudder*
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You can't know the pain.Mrs Kendall wrote:I didn't cringe when I saw the picture cause I don't have a penis
But to be fair, I've gaurded my parts with an unblinking eye, except for a beachball (yes, a beachball, the bouncy inflatable type) and a bad field goal kick, both of which were only painful *close calls* I've not suffered the pain and humiliation of a direct hit in the groin.
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I would try this once, in the name of science of course.
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