Sexual Fetish, or What Sexually R0X0RZ Your S0X0RZ the Best?

OT: anything goes!

Moderator: Edi

Post Reply
User avatar
Einhander Sn0m4n
Insane Railgunner
Posts: 18630
Joined: 2002-10-01 05:51am
Location: Louisiana... or Dagobah. You know, where Yoda lives.

Sexual Fetish, or What Sexually R0X0RZ Your S0X0RZ the Best?

Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Well, what fetishes y'all got? Extremely graphic descriptions are strongly encouraged. ;) :mrgreen:

Here's an idea what I'm asking for (Bring a Towel, you're gonna need it): *My* Fetish(es)
<SEXUAL PERVERSION>
I like pantyhose on guys, nipple play, guys with really big nipples, and guys with kinda-short (anything up to 7 inches, but I keep getting guys with ten-inch dicks for some reason LOL) really wide (up to 3 inches) penises. Speaking of penis, i like guys who have big-headed dicks (they feel good in my butt) and who cum a huge load or ooze lots of precum. Long Hair on a guy (anything from just past the ears to past the butt) and big muscles (well.. duh LOL) really get me going too. I also like Asian guys, dark-skinned guys, Goths, Vampires, and older guys with gray hair.
</SEXUAL PERVERSION>
Image Image
Top
User avatar
Gandalf
SD.net White Wizard
Posts: 16365
Joined: 2002-09-16 11:13pm
Location: A video store in Australia

Post by Gandalf »

Vampires?
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist

"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Top
User avatar
Dalton
For Those About to Rock We Salute You
For Those About to Rock We Salute You
Posts: 22640
Joined: 2002-07-03 06:16pm
Location: New York, the Fuck You State
Contact:
Contact Dalton

Post by Dalton »

Well, even though my libido's just been knocked down faster than you on your hubby, I'll list some of mine...

I like long hair, long legs, pretty feet. I love a woman in nylons/pantyhose. Slightly chunky.

I have simple tastes.
Image
Image
To Absent Friends
Dalton | Admin Smash | Knight of the Order of SDN

"y = mx + bro" - Surlethe
"You try THAT shit again, kid, and I will mod you. I will
mod you so hard, you'll wish I were Dalton." - Lagmonster

May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce.
Top
User avatar
InnerBrat
CLIT Commander
Posts: 7469
Joined: 2002-11-26 11:02am
Location: In my own mind.
Contact:
Contact InnerBrat

Post by InnerBrat »

Does pantyhose=tights?

In which case, WTF? Tights are the most evil invention ever - how the fuck can you find them sexy?

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SUSPENDER!!!
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose

"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
Top
User avatar
Hyperion
Village Idiot
Posts: 1648
Joined: 2002-10-06 03:51am
Location: A Dying Nation
Contact:
Contact Hyperion

Post by Hyperion »

Dalton wrote:Well, even though my libido's just been knocked down faster than you on your hubby...

Yes, I agree with you... *shudder*
"Freak on a leash! Freak on a leash!"
Top
User avatar
kheegster
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 2397
Joined: 2002-09-14 02:29am
Location: An oasis in the wastelands of NJ

Post by kheegster »

PANTIES....WET....
Articles, opinions and rants from an astrophysicist: Cosmic Journeys
Top
User avatar
Shinova
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 10193
Joined: 2002-10-03 08:53pm
Location: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Post by Shinova »

kheegan wrote:PANTIES....WET....

:shock: :shock:


*Shakes head violently*


Bleh, never mind.


*Anime-jumps out the window*
Top
User avatar
Alex Moon
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 3358
Joined: 2002-08-03 03:34am
Location: Weeeee!
Contact:
Contact Alex Moon

Post by Alex Moon »

Um, a pretty girl in flannel pjs. With her hair up an a bun or braid and her feet in thick socks. Basically she's really warm and comfy, and looks like she could snuggle up next to you all night.

Or at least until you start peeling off her jammies very slowly... :) :D :twisted:
Warwolves | VRWC | BotM | Writer's Guild | Pie loves Rei
Top
User avatar
InnerBrat
CLIT Commander
Posts: 7469
Joined: 2002-11-26 11:02am
Location: In my own mind.
Contact:
Contact InnerBrat

Post by InnerBrat »

Alex Moon wrote:Um, a pretty girl in flannel pjs. With her hair up an a bun or braid and her feet in thick socks. Basically she's really warm and comfy, and looks like she could snuggle up next to you all night.

Or at least until you start peeling off her jammies very slowly... :) :D :twisted:
Hey, why can't my bloke think like that?

All I can say, is, you'd love me! (can't have me tho nuhnuhnuhnuhnuh!)
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose

"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
Top
User avatar
Lord Pounder
Pretty Hate Machine
Posts: 9695
Joined: 2002-11-19 04:40pm
Location: Belfast, unfortunately
Contact:
Contact Lord Pounder

Post by Lord Pounder »

I have a real thing for belly buttons, nothing turns me on like an exposed midrift. Unless it's a beer belly.
RIP Yosemite Bear
Gone, Never Forgotten
Top
User avatar
Alex Moon
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 3358
Joined: 2002-08-03 03:34am
Location: Weeeee!
Contact:
Contact Alex Moon

Post by Alex Moon »

innerbrat wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:Um, a pretty girl in flannel pjs. With her hair up an a bun or braid and her feet in thick socks. Basically she's really warm and comfy, and looks like she could snuggle up next to you all night.

Or at least until you start peeling off her jammies very slowly... :) :D :twisted:
Hey, why can't my bloke think like that?

All I can say, is, you'd love me! (can't have me tho nuhnuhnuhnuhnuh!)
Oh well. I guess I'll just have to silently hate your bf for being such a lucky bastard, and hope he at least realizes how lucky he is. :wink:
Warwolves | VRWC | BotM | Writer's Guild | Pie loves Rei
Top
User avatar
InnerBrat
CLIT Commander
Posts: 7469
Joined: 2002-11-26 11:02am
Location: In my own mind.
Contact:
Contact InnerBrat

Post by InnerBrat »

Fair enough. Hepls me feel smug.
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose

"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
Top
User avatar
salm
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 10296
Joined: 2002-09-09 08:25pm

Post by salm »

Well, she's got a pair in pink, got a pair in red
When she puts the black ones on, she makes me lose my head, singin'
Bop-bop-a-doo-bop, fishnet stockings
Shu-wop-a-doo-bop, when she's a-rockin'
Bop-bop-a-doo-bop, baby, there ain't no stoppin'
Rockin' with my baby in fishnet stockings
Top
User avatar
Alex Moon
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 3358
Joined: 2002-08-03 03:34am
Location: Weeeee!
Contact:
Contact Alex Moon

Post by Alex Moon »

innerbrat wrote:Fair enough. Hepls me feel smug.
LOL! :lol:
Warwolves | VRWC | BotM | Writer's Guild | Pie loves Rei
Top
Enforcer Talen
Warlock
Posts: 10285
Joined: 2002-07-05 02:28am
Location: Boston
Contact:
Contact Enforcer Talen

Post by Enforcer Talen »

damn. all I go for is goth feline chicks.
Image
This day is Fantastic!
Myers Briggs: ENTJ
Political Compass: -3/-6
DOOMer WoW
"I really hate it when the guy you were pegging as Mr. Worst Case starts saying, "Oh, I was wrong, it's going to be much worse." " - Adrian Laguna
Top
User avatar
Straha
Lord of the Spam
Posts: 8198
Joined: 2002-07-21 11:59pm
Location: NYC

Post by Straha »

Pussy Hair all the way!
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic

'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Top
User avatar
Durandal
Bile-Driven Hate Machine
Posts: 17927
Joined: 2002-07-03 06:26pm
Location: Silicon Valley, CA
Contact:
Contact Durandal

Post by Durandal »

Enforcer Talen wrote:damn. all I go for is goth feline chicks.
I hope you don't own cats.
Damien Sorresso

"Ever see what them computa bitchez do to numbas? It ain't natural. Numbas ain't supposed to be code, they supposed to quantify shit."
- The Onion
Top
User avatar
Durandal
Bile-Driven Hate Machine
Posts: 17927
Joined: 2002-07-03 06:26pm
Location: Silicon Valley, CA
Contact:
Contact Durandal

Post by Durandal »

OK, some of my weird-ass tastes (all of the below assume that she's good-looking, nice figure, all that) ...
  • Clubbing outfits. Girls wear the most drool-worthy, sexual concoctions of clothing when they go clubbing. Pleather pants with this low-cut, sparking, tank-top shirt-thing.
  • Overalls. Sorry, but overalls are fucking sexy as Hell, especially when paired with a shirt that doesn't cover all the way down.
  • Work-out clothes. Tight, spandex shit. My high school's volleyball team had one hell of a boner-inducing uniform, for example.
  • Go cheerleading/pom-pons uniforms.
  • I'm a sucker for lingerie, especially satin. Lace is pretty good, too. Teddies are excellent creations. I actually prefer a nice, tight pair of regular panties to thongs; thongs never really do anything for me. If I can see panty-lines and bra straps, those tend to disrupt my concentration as well.
  • I like 'em shaved down there. Not only is it sexier, but it's also more practical.
  • Short girls (in the area of 5'4) always grab my attention.
  • Whispering in my ear ... nothing like a sexy girl whispering in my ear to make my heart skip 4 or 5 beats.
  • There's this certain maneuver that an ex-pseudo-girlfriend used to do involving her tongue and my ear. Hard to describe, but it involved licking and suction.
Damien Sorresso

"Ever see what them computa bitchez do to numbas? It ain't natural. Numbas ain't supposed to be code, they supposed to quantify shit."
- The Onion
Top
User avatar
Frank Hipper
Overfiend of the Superego
Posts: 12882
Joined: 2002-10-17 08:48am
Location: Hamilton, Ohio?

Post by Frank Hipper »

Straha wrote:Pussy Hair all the way!
Blechh! You must dig "Scary Movie" then!
Image
Life is all the eternity you get, use it wisely.
Top
User avatar
Dahak
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 7292
Joined: 2002-10-29 12:08pm
Location: Admiralty House, Landing, Manticore
Contact:
Contact Dahak

Post by Dahak »

Things I *really* like:
Curly blond hair, preferably shoulder length.
Ice-grey or green eyes.
Tall men, preferably blond *g*
Scottish accent :)
Image
Great Dolphin Conspiracy - Chatter box
"Implications: we have been intercepted deliberately by a means unknown, for a purpose unknown, and transferred to a place unknown by a form of intelligence unknown. Apart from the unknown, everything is obvious." ZORAC
GALE Force Euro Wimp
Human dignity shall be inviolable. To respect and protect it shall be the duty of all state authority.
Image
Top
User avatar
The Yosemite Bear
Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
Posts: 35211
Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
Location: Dave's Not Here Man

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Dress shirts Male on Female

Ok, it's an extended Marlene Dietrich/Rocky Horror thing
Image

The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
Top
User avatar
The Yosemite Bear
Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
Posts: 35211
Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
Location: Dave's Not Here Man

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Durandal wrote:OK, some of my weird-ass tastes (all of the below assume that she's good-looking, nice figure, all that) ...
  • Clubbing outfits. Girls wear the most drool-worthy, sexual concoctions of clothing when they go clubbing. Pleather pants with this low-cut, sparking, tank-top shirt-thing. (Ambrosia has those)
  • Overalls. Sorry, but overalls are fucking sexy as Hell, especially when paired with a shirt that doesn't cover all the way down. (That too)
  • Work-out clothes. Tight, spandex shit. My high school's volleyball team had one hell of a boner-inducing uniform, for example. (Well she doesn't do that)
  • Go cheerleading/pom-pons uniforms. (That niether)
  • I'm a sucker for lingerie, especially satin. Lace is pretty good, too. Teddies are excellent creations. I actually prefer a nice, tight pair of regular panties to thongs; thongs never really do anything for me. If I can see panty-lines and bra straps, those tend to disrupt my concentration as well.
  • I like 'em shaved down there. Not only is it sexier, but it's also more practical.
  • Short girls (in the area of 5'4) always grab my attention. (That's my sister too)
  • Whispering in my ear ... nothing like a sexy girl whispering in my ear to make my heart skip 4 or 5 beats.
  • There's this certain maneuver that an ex-pseudo-girlfriend used to do involving her tongue and my ear. Hard to describe, but it involved licking and suction.
Hmm, she's on the rebound maybe I should hook you up....
Image

The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
Top
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
What Kind of Username is That?
Posts: 9254
Joined: 2002-07-10 08:53pm
Location: Back in PA

Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I'm turned on by low-rise pants, and exposed midriffs. However, the face has to look good, and the body has to be the right size, or it's no good for me. A nice smell turns me on as well. And I have a thing for short girls as well, but not the skinny ones that look like they're in 6th grade.
BotM: Just another monkey|HAB
Top
User avatar
Straha
Lord of the Spam
Posts: 8198
Joined: 2002-07-21 11:59pm
Location: NYC

Post by Straha »

Frank Hipper wrote:
Straha wrote:Pussy Hair all the way!
Blechh! You must dig "Scary Movie" then!
Never Saw it
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic

'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Top
User avatar
Durandal
Bile-Driven Hate Machine
Posts: 17927
Joined: 2002-07-03 06:26pm
Location: Silicon Valley, CA
Contact:
Contact Durandal

Post by Durandal »

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Hmm, she's on the rebound maybe I should hook you up....
Who?
Damien Sorresso

"Ever see what them computa bitchez do to numbas? It ain't natural. Numbas ain't supposed to be code, they supposed to quantify shit."
- The Onion
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Off-Topic”