My Brother's nationstates.net country.....

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-06 10:53am

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Jennifer Government: NationStates is a nation simulation game. You create your own country, fashioned after your own political ideals, and care for its people. Either that or you deliberately torture them. It's really up to you.

My brother's country

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The People's Republic of Happy German People
"Heil Hit- I mean good morning!"

UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Unheard Of
Economy: Struggling
Political Freedoms: Outlawed

The People's Republic of Happy German People is a small, safe nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 12 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Nudity is frowned upon, Harry Potter books are banned, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and Jews are considered a delicacy. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Happy German People's national animal is the Jew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Deuschmark.

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2003-01-06 12:12pm

Well, fuck! Is anything allowed there?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-01-06 12:44pm

That sounds more like yours to me Shep.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-01-06 01:19pm

Well, the server seems to be quite slow. Or too many people trying to access it...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-06 01:30pm

My Country:

The Empire of Nawleania

"Give Us Liberty or Give Us Death!"
UN Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights: Excellent Economy: Thriving Political Freedoms: Superb
Location: the South Pacific

The Empire of Nawleania is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Religion & Spirituality. Income tax is unheard of. A healthy private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Book Publishing and Information Technology.

Crime is a major problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nawleania's national animal is the nawleanian razortongue destroyer and its currency is the dukkar.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-01-07 12:41am

The Republic of Niles Canyon

"Free Food is Eaten Food."

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Civil Rights: Good
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Below Average

Location: the South Pacific

The Republic of Niles Canyon is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A large private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, followed by Cheese Exports and Information Technology.

Crime is a serious problem. Niles Canyon's national animal is the mountain lion and its currency is the dollar.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-07 01:04am

The Democratic States of ArmorPierce

"If it ain't broke don't fix it"

UN Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Some Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: Superb

Location: the South Pacific
The Democratic States of ArmorPierce is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning grizzly bear population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16%. A large private sector is led by the Retail industry, followed by Cheese Exports and Beef-Based Agriculture.

Crime is a problem. ArmorPierce's national animal is the grizzly bear and its currency is the ap.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-07 01:04am

The Kingdom of Weir
"You are all a bunch of stoats"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Very Good

Location: the South Pacific
The Kingdom of Weir is a tiny, devout nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government concentrates mainly on Religion & Spirituality, although Law & Order and Education are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15%. A healthy private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Beef-Based Agriculture and Book Publishing.

Crime is a problem. Weir's national animal is the brown bear and its currency is the dollar.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-07 01:12am

Is it just me or is this site running a lil slow?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-07 01:14am

Slower than the fucking post office on Sunday. Anyway:

The Republic of Kanos is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning wolf population. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Welfare, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 18%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Retail.

Crime is a problem. Kanos's national animal is the wolf and its currency is the dollar.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-07 01:36am

Darth Wong wrote:The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Welfare, and Religion & Spirituality.

Tsk Tsk

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-07 01:50am

ArmorPierce wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Welfare, and Religion & Spirituality.
Tsk Tsk

I would imagine that suppression of religion and spirituality would be as demanding and support of it

. (we really need an

emoticon).

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2003-01-07 05:07am

The Empire of Vasey is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Woodchip Exports.

Crime is a problem. Vasey's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the groat.

How the fuck did I get some neo hippy country? God dammit and where's the 'execute the bishop' option when he tries to give me advice?

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-07 05:40am

The Incorporated States of Ryll

(Thats the Australian Aboriginal flag for those not in the know)
"Freedom from oppression, be it by state, church or man."

UN Category: Democratic Socialists

Civil Rights: Good
Economy: Developing
Political Freedoms: Below Average

Location: the South Pacific

The Incorporated States of Ryll is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its quiet, industrious population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 37%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Trout Farming.

Crime is relatively low. Ryll's national animal is the gecko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the doubloon.

What a nice nation eh?

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » 2003-01-07 05:48am

The Commonwealth of Sijor
UN Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Superb
Location: Australia

The Commonwealth of Sijor is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14%. A robust private sector is led by the Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery industries.

The tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is moderate. Sijor's national animal is the killer whale and its currency is the calgie.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-07 05:53am

Another one, based on my STGOD state...

The Federation of Australiana

"Our beer, our barbeque and our sport."

UN Category: New York Times Democracy

Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: Australia!

The Federation of Australiana is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10%. A robust private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Crime is a problem. Australiana's national animal is the kanga-bloody-roo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the dollar.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-01-07 06:19am

The Holy Empire of The Divine Order

"We worship His Shadow!"

UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Outlawed
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Location: the South Pacific
The Holy Empire of The Divine Order is a tiny, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration industries.

Crime is a problem. The Divine Order's national animal is the cluster lizard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the organs in your body.

Note though, I am planning on changing this, the corporations will be squashed and the state shall assume 100% control of every single aspect of a citizens life, 1984 here we come!

Note, I just passed a bill that makes organ donation mandatory

Nova Andromeda · Post by **Nova Andromeda** » 2003-01-07 10:59am

National Flag The Empire of Nova Andromeda

"Fire!!!"
UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Very Good Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: Excellent
Location: the South Pacific

The Empire of Nova Andromeda is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The small government devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7%. A robust private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports industries.

Crime is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Nova Andromeda's national animal is the dragon and its currency is the dracon.

You have a telegram!

You have one outstanding issue.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-07 03:35pm

The only problem is, after I chose to follow the advice of my war minister and increase military spending instead of the chanting rabble outside my office declaring "No more bombs", I couldn't send the Tarbonesian Depatment of Internal Security out to set the rabble on fire with napalm.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-07 04:53pm

So far Mr Flibble seems to have the best country. We should all move to a new region, the SD.NET region!

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-07 06:28pm

ArmorPierce wrote:So far Mr Flibble seems to have the best country. We should all move to a new region, the SD.NET region!

I'd suggest that ASVSers should create their STGOD forces and move them to a region "STGOD". But having an SD.net region works well...

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2003-01-07 07:02pm

This sucks there's no option to execute the Nazi rally people on sight

And how the hell does my neo hippy state get prominent jewish bankers?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-01-07 07:27pm

The Kingdom of Evil Kanada
"Ad naseum mare"

UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Rare

Location: the South Pacific
The Kingdom of Evil Kanada is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The small, corrupt government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Commerce are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7%. A robust private sector is led by the Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports industries.

Crime is a problem. Evil Kanada's national animal is the mutant beaver and its currency is the dollar

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-07 07:54pm

Am I going blind? 22 replys in one page?!

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-07 08:00pm

Mike bumped the number of posts per page to 25.