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when you thought you've heard them all

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the common female denials of a r.ship, i dont like u that way, we are just friends or im not ready for a r.ship at the moment are commonly heard but how many of you have heard this one

my girlfriend just broke up with me basically telling me she was a nymphomaniac and had a massive sexual drive, but that she considered sex and romance two completely different things and therefore must break up with me cause she doesnt want either of us getting hurt if she sleeps around but she doesnt want to sleep with me to satisy her libido as i am just here for romance

hmmmm what do you make of that as a break up line
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::blink:: ::blink::

Ouch, that's really got to hurt. She broke up with you because she wanted to be a slut. You have my sympathies. :(
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Sounds like she has someone in mind she wants to fuck.
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At least you had a relationship.
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Not a very good reason, stupid bitch.
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She's obviously damaged goods, and you're better off without her. Move on, and don't let it get you down.
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Dude, typing's not the same as talking, you can toke your joint and type at the same time, you don't have to skip puncuation and abbriviate anything longer than 6 letters.
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mantakai wrote:the common female denials of a r.ship, i dont like u that way, we are just friends or im not ready for a r.ship at the moment are commonly heard but how many of you have heard this one

my girlfriend just broke up with me basically telling me she was a nymphomaniac and had a massive sexual drive, but that she considered sex and romance two completely different things and therefore must break up with me cause she doesnt want either of us getting hurt if she sleeps around but she doesnt want to sleep with me to satisy her libido as i am just here for romance

hmmmm what do you make of that as a break up line
Cornhole her in the @$$ Wong style for your breakup fuck and move on... :twisted:
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