Turtle Rape
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Turtle Rape
Turtle rapist in the middle of the road!
Please note that this turtle is in no way associated with the turtle that resides on my head. But if this ones not careful he's going to wind up as a turtle pancake.
Please note that this turtle is in no way associated with the turtle that resides on my head. But if this ones not careful he's going to wind up as a turtle pancake.
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What a dick! I think the look of his face when he starts doing her is awesome, like a little shrivelled up old man.
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Turtles have sex?!
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...BWAH! That's hilarious...god, what an ass.
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-'If you really want to fuck with these idiots tell them that there is a vaccine for chemtrails.'
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That is so wrong...so very, very wrong...so much so, that it's funny.
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Reviewing movies is a lot like Paleontology: The Evidence is there...but no one seems to agree upon it.
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Turtle Fight
The other day a friend was describing how his pet turtles fought... We got curious and decided to look it up on YouTube. This is the result.
The other day a friend was describing how his pet turtles fought... We got curious and decided to look it up on YouTube. This is the result.
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That was tortoisese for "Who's your daddy?!"Zed Snardbody wrote:I had no idea turtles could make noise.
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Well, you see, we kinda know facts about turtles which you don't.Mrs Kendall wrote:See, I swear the turtle is saying c'mon give in already, I need a good fucking, while all the men here seem to think that she did in deed give in and he got some after all that Shows you how differently men and women think
Have a very nice day.
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