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If you ever wondered what the Shep looked like....

Posted: 2005-04-02 01:29am
by fgalkin
Wonder no more:

Image

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2005-04-02 01:42am
by Shinova
I'm pretty sure I have his actual picture somewhere on my hard drive.


The one where he's facing off with EVA01. I'm sure some of you know what I mean. :P

Posted: 2005-04-02 08:51am
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
It's Shep, the wonder dolphin. Now with NUKEY NUKEY action!

:lol:

Posted: 2005-04-02 09:54am
by Companion Cube
Shinova wrote:I'm pretty sure I have his actual picture somewhere on my hard drive.


The one where he's facing off with EVA01. I'm sure some of you know what I mean. :P
Was he toting an MG-32?

Posted: 2005-04-02 12:28pm
by Tinkerbell
Hahahaha awwww it's cute!

Posted: 2005-04-02 01:32pm
by tumbletom
One question though...How do you type with flippers?.....

Posted: 2005-04-02 01:46pm
by Ma Deuce
tumbletom wrote:One question though...How do you type with flippers?.....
He doesn't have to type: Obviously he uses a neural interface :wink:.

Posted: 2005-04-02 01:48pm
by Shroom Man 777
I saw Shep post something about dolphin zoophilia. The article mentioned dolphins having prehensile cocks The male ones only, though. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 2005-04-02 01:54pm
by AnimeJet
this roffled my waffle..

It's a shame dolphinsex.org is down XD

Posted: 2005-04-02 02:00pm
by Tinkerbell
AnimeJet wrote:this roffled my waffle..

It's a shame dolphinsex.org is down XD
:shock:

Whiskey tango foxtrot, over.

Posted: 2005-04-02 02:01pm
by The Cleric
xBlackFlash wrote:
AnimeJet wrote:this roffled my waffle..

It's a shame dolphinsex.org is down XD
:shock:

Whiskey tango foxtrot, over.
Don't worry. I'll roffle your waffle as well. it kinda hurts the first time, but you get used to it.

Posted: 2005-04-02 02:33pm
by Alyrium Denryle
*Chatters sadistically*

Posted: 2005-04-02 02:42pm
by aerius
xBlackFlash wrote:
AnimeJet wrote:this roffled my waffle..

It's a shame dolphinsex.org is down XD
:shock:

Whiskey tango foxtrot, over.
Fortunately archive.org has a backup of the infamous dolphinsex site.
Behold!
*chatters excitedly*

Posted: 2005-04-02 02:59pm
by Tinkerbell
If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.)
What the fuck?!? Prehensile penis??


:kill: :D

^ The "Me shooting myself smiley" curtosy of XBF!

Posted: 2005-04-02 03:12pm
by General Zod
imagine the sheer amount of uses for a prehensile penis. . .if only it was a trait humans could have.

Posted: 2005-04-02 04:31pm
by YT300000
xBlackFlash wrote:
If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.)
What the fuck?!? Prehensile penis??


:kill: :D

^ The "Me shooting myself smiley" curtosy of XBF!
That makes you want to commit suicide. Jesus, I bet you've never even seen Tubgirl...

Posted: 2005-04-02 06:51pm
by Rogue 9
YT300000 wrote:
xBlackFlash wrote:
If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.)
What the fuck?!? Prehensile penis??


:kill: :D

^ The "Me shooting myself smiley" curtosy of XBF!
That makes you want to commit suicide. Jesus, I bet you've never even seen Tubgirl...
Let's not bring that up, shall we?

Posted: 2005-04-02 06:58pm
by aerius
Darth_Zod wrote:imagine the sheer amount of uses for a prehensile penis. . .if only it was a trait humans could have.
Like hands-free masturbation. I could get myself off by making my penis rub itself against my body, leaving my hands free to do other more important things.

Posted: 2005-04-02 07:18pm
by darthdavid
aerius wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:imagine the sheer amount of uses for a prehensile penis. . .if only it was a trait humans could have.
Like hands-free masturbation. I could get myself off by making my penis rub itself against my body, leaving my hands free to do other more important things.
Plus you could type with it.

Posted: 2005-04-02 07:45pm
by Vendetta
Only if you don't mind a messy keyboard ;)

Posted: 2005-04-02 07:49pm
by tumbletom
Darth_Zod wrote:imagine the sheer amount of uses for a prehensile penis. . .if only it was a trait humans could have.
Yeah i could own at all of my comp games....use the mouse and type at the same time....hmmmmm

I WANT ONE!!!111

ahem

Posted: 2005-04-02 08:12pm
by Losonti Tokash
Vendetta wrote:Only if you don't mind a messy keyboard ;)
Phhbttt. They have condoms for sex, why not for typing?

Posted: 2005-04-02 08:14pm
by Shinova
Prehensile penis.

It'd be like one step before full-out tentacle sex.

Posted: 2005-04-02 08:19pm
by Vendetta
Think of it as a prototype. First dolphins, then squid.