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Turtle Rape
Posted: 2006-10-01 06:48pm
by Aaron
Turtle rapist in the middle of the road!
Please note that this turtle is in no way associated with the turtle that resides on my head. But if this ones not careful he's going to wind up as a turtle pancake.
Posted: 2006-10-01 06:57pm
by Crossroads Inc.
Bwa! Ha HA! Oh my GOD! That.. THats was Fing Fantastic!! The.. the NOISE it made at the end! like ET gone wild! that was Disturbing!
Posted: 2006-10-01 07:01pm
by Xess
Man that turtle is an ass.
Posted: 2006-10-01 07:03pm
by Shinova
LOL, bizzarro.
Posted: 2006-10-01 07:23pm
by Mrs Kendall
Xess wrote:Man that turtle is an ass.
Yeah the bastard should go to jail for harrassing the female turtle!!
Posted: 2006-10-01 07:37pm
by Rye
What a dick!
I think the look of his face when he starts doing her is awesome, like a little shrivelled up old man.
Posted: 2006-10-02 09:34am
by Mrs Kendall
That's hilarious Rye
I didn't even realise he actually got to do her at the end. I thought that was him saying "come on, let's do it!!! Please??"
Kinda like begging her to give in
Posted: 2006-10-02 09:42am
by Julhelm
HAHAHA
Posted: 2006-10-02 11:04am
by Uraniun235
Turtles have sex?!
Posted: 2006-10-02 11:27am
by White Haven
...BWAH! That's hilarious...god, what an ass.
Posted: 2006-10-02 02:54pm
by Wild Karrde
Uraniun235 wrote:Turtles have sex?!
They Look more like tortoises to me.
Posted: 2006-10-02 03:30pm
by Stofsk
Wild Karrde wrote:Uraniun235 wrote:Turtles have sex?!
They Look more like tortoises to me.
The comments were hilarious: "Those are tortoises, dumbasses." Like it really makes a difference.
Posted: 2006-10-02 05:20pm
by fgalkin
Makes me see my pet turtle in a different light.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Posted: 2006-10-02 05:54pm
by Majin Gojira
That is so wrong...so very, very wrong...so much so, that it's funny.
Posted: 2006-10-02 11:56pm
by Superman
That really needs some porn music.
Posted: 2006-10-03 12:02am
by Crossroads Inc.
Bow Chicka Wow wow.
Posted: 2006-10-03 01:35am
by Wild Karrde
Stofsk wrote:Like it really makes a difference.
IT MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE, ASSHOLE!
Posted: 2006-10-03 02:06am
by Exonerate
Turtle Fight
The other day a friend was describing how his pet turtles fought... We got curious and decided to look it up on YouTube. This is the result.
Posted: 2006-10-03 02:50am
by Zed Snardbody
I had no idea turtles could make noise.
Posted: 2006-10-03 10:39am
by Gil Hamilton
Zed Snardbody wrote:I had no idea turtles could make noise.
That was tortoisese for "Who's your daddy?!"
Posted: 2006-10-04 06:14pm
by Mrs Kendall
See, I swear the turtle is saying c'mon give in already, I need a good fucking, while all the men here seem to think that she did in deed give in and he got some after all that
Shows you how differently men and women think
Posted: 2006-10-04 06:34pm
by LaserRifleofDoom
Hahaha. That is good stuff. Definately not the sort of thing I would expect. Did you notice the noises at the end. First time I've ever hear turtle noises.
Posted: 2006-10-06 10:51pm
by Sriad
Gil Hamilton wrote:Zed Snardbody wrote:I had no idea turtles could make noise.
That was tortoisese for "Who's your daddy?!"
From that video, sounds like it's "eeehh Eeeeeehh eeeh eeeh"
Posted: 2006-10-08 01:26pm
by FTeik
"Come on, Bitch, we're an endangered species."
Posted: 2006-10-08 02:18pm
by fgalkin
Mrs Kendall wrote:See, I swear the turtle is saying c'mon give in already, I need a good fucking, while all the men here seem to think that she did in deed give in and he got some after all that
Shows you how differently men and women think
Well, you see, we kinda know facts about turtles which you don't.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin