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Ewok Assault - A Warlords Official Expansion
Lucas Arts Press Release
Imaged Scaled down, of course.

Off by fourteen days.

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This had better not be real.

Read the press release. It's very obviously a spoof.

Funny, though. I love the expression on the Ewok's face.

Just wait until they make Gungan Assault....

EWOKS.


with...


SUPERLASERS.



Guess that explains the rather obviously somewhere-past-nuclear weapons effects on that ISD...

He's got to have left the models in there for the next beta. Please say he has...

how the hell do they breathe? i see a distinct lack od breathing apparati.

Cabwi Desco wrote:how the hell do they breathe? i see a distinct lack od breathing apparati.

It's common knowledge that Ewoks don't need to breath, have super-strength, natural cloaking abilites, and bodies capable of resisting both high-yield blaster fire AND sustained exposure to usually detrimental environmental conditions.

Hence why they can defeat Stormtroopers so easily.

Ewoks are clearly an elder race of the Galaxy Far, Far Away, and their cuddly appearance is really just a cover for their abilities. After all, if one can turn a couple of small stones into weapons that can defeat the GE's elite storm troopers, what could they do with real technology? I bet they're pissed after the Endor Holocaust too.

Nephtys wrote:Ewoks are clearly an elder race of the Galaxy Far, Far Away,

That's correct. On Earth, few members of Ewok race are known by peculiar names like Cthulhu, Yog-Sothoth, and Shub-Niggurath.

Matt Huang wrote:

Cabwi Desco wrote:how the hell do they breathe? i see a distinct lack od breathing apparati.

It's common knowledge that Ewoks don't need to breath, have super-strength, natural cloaking abilites, and bodies capable of resisting both high-yield blaster fire AND sustained exposure to usually detrimental environmental conditions.

You missed the space flight abilities and the superlasers from the eyes...