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You're All Going to Hell!!
Posted: 2003-04-29 07:03pm
by SAMAS
...But we all knew that.
But the question is,
How low will you go?
I got Limbo.
Posted: 2003-04-29 07:12pm
by Shinova
First Level of Hell - Limbo
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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Posted: 2003-04-29 07:14pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Seventh Level of Hell
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Posted: 2003-04-29 07:15pm
by Shinova
I wonder who got level 9
According to Dante, it's where you get chewed on by Satan for eternity.
Posted: 2003-04-29 07:17pm
by Sokar
The Fifth Level - Banished to the River Styx
Posted: 2003-04-29 07:17pm
by Larz
I'm going to gloomy hell #5
Posted: 2003-04-29 07:18pm
by Shinova
closet sci-fi fan wrote:
If you're already being tortured, what's the downside to being stuck with an arrow?
No, the centaurs shoot you to make sure you don't get out and to make sure you stay completely under.
Posted: 2003-04-29 07:19pm
by Datana
Fifth level, JOY! If it wasn't that, I'd be a heretic. Boiling mud or flaming coffin? Ah, choices, choices.
Final Results:
Repenting Believers: Low
Virtuous Non-Believers: High
Lustful: Moderate
Gluttonous: Moderate
Prodigal and Avaricious: Very Low
Wrathful and Gloomy: Very High
Heretics: Very High
Violent: Moderate
Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Moderate
Treacherous: Low
Posted: 2003-04-29 07:20pm
by Colonel Olrik
This really belongs in OT.
Posted: 2003-04-29 07:26pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
I already found out when I read The Inferno for Lit and Translation.
I'm either going to Limbo (just wandering around) as an unbaptised child, or I'm going to Circle VI (burining forever in a flaming tomb) as a Heretic.
Limbo is probably the most likely.
EDIT: Took the test: Circle VI (Heretics). But I still think that I'm going to Limbo.
Posted: 2003-04-29 07:28pm
by Queeb Salaron
Level 6 - City of Dis, baby!
D-town, w00t!!
Posted: 2003-04-29 07:32pm
by Exonerate
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
Level descriptions:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html
Posted: 2003-04-29 07:35pm
by Joe
I'm going to Level 4, the level of avaricious capitalists. I wouldn't have had it any other way.
Posted: 2003-04-29 07:37pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
I am a heretic, and I shall fry in the City Of Dis, the sixth level of Hell.
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
I've had worse.
Posted: 2003-04-29 07:44pm
by Coyote
Posted: 2003-04-29 08:02pm
by XaLEv
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Level descriptions:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html
Posted: 2003-04-29 08:03pm
by SeebianWurm
Level 6, Vive Heretics!
Posted: 2003-04-29 08:04pm
by Andrew J.
I got:
Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus
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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.
But only because I deliberately tried.
Posted: 2003-04-29 08:18pm
by Sporkzen
Me high scorer... lvl 8 the maleabolge...
And i thought i was a good guy lol
Posted: 2003-04-29 08:19pm
by Grand Moff Tim
Fifth Level of Hell
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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Posted: 2003-04-29 08:22pm
by Lonestar
Fifth Level of Hell. Being a Southern Baptist, I expected better.
Posted: 2003-04-29 08:24pm
by DPDarkPrimus
The Fifth Level of Hell! Geez, didn't know I was so good.
Posted: 2003-04-29 08:44pm
by neoolong
6th level. I guess I need to practice my evil.
Posted: 2003-04-29 08:44pm
by Iceberg
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low
Level descriptions:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html
Posted: 2003-04-29 08:54pm
by Baron Scarpia
Hmm, I got Limbo. But I answered yes to having same-sex relations!
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Level descriptions:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html