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My Stepfather is a Fucking Asshole!

Posted: 2003-05-31 01:23am
by Temjin
Well he is!!!

Here's the story:

Both my parents have jobs. My mother has a part-time job at Wall-Mart and my sepfather has a full-time job at a company called Omniglass. My mother makes less than he does, but she's responsible for most of the bills. All my stepfather has to pay is 1 or 2 bills a month. That's it.

Well, earlier this week, we had quite a shock. The gas company (the company that supplies the gas to heat our water) phoned us up saying that if we don't pay the bill by today (May 30th), the gas will be turned off. Turns out he has not made any payments on the bill since last August. The bill now totaled a few thousand.

But all hope was not lost. They said that if we could pay just $600 they would not turn it off. We were saved! Or so we thought.....

My mother goes there with the money, and it turns out the lady on the phone made a small mistake. She actually meant $1200 instead of $600. There was no way we could pay that just now.

So, on June 2nd, our hot water will be turned off for at least a month while we scrape up the money to pay the bill.

As a consequence, I will only be having cold showers for the next month. This is particuarly distressing to me since I'm the type of guy that has a shower every damn day.

I'm really going to hate Monday

Posted: 2003-05-31 01:26am
by Brother-Captain Gaius
WTF!? That's retarded.

I have Foxtrot one-four and one-five standing by for insertion... can you give us some exact target data and precise location?

Posted: 2003-05-31 02:06am
by EmperorMing
Umm, that is plain wrong. I would comment some more, but I will withhold for now.

Posted: 2003-05-31 02:08am
by Bug-Eyed Earl
Give him a good swift kick in the nuts for me.

Posted: 2003-05-31 02:12am
by XaLEv
You need ta snatch his ass up in a bear trap!

Posted: 2003-05-31 04:50am
by EmperorMing
See the other thread I started and take his car apart... :P :twisted:

Posted: 2003-05-31 10:48am
by Alyrium Denryle
What an asshole...Does he have a good life insurance policy? I know of a few good ays we could get rid of him

Posted: 2003-05-31 12:29pm
by Wicked Pilot
Look on the bright side, at least it's not January.

Posted: 2003-05-31 12:49pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Well, just hope next month is really, really, hot, and something bad happens to your stepfather for being an ass.

Posted: 2003-05-31 12:51pm
by Sea Skimmer
Fucking moron.

Posted: 2003-05-31 01:08pm
by Ghost Rider
He is indeed a fucking asshole.

Posted: 2003-05-31 01:24pm
by Temjin
Those are all my sentiments exactly.

The one thing that really bugs me though, is that if he hadn't paid the bill since last August, where the fuck did all that extra money disapear too?

Posted: 2003-05-31 01:28pm
by DPDarkPrimus
I'm going to say the worst-case senario here: hookers.

Posted: 2003-05-31 01:30pm
by Temjin
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I'm going to say the worst-case senario here: hookers.
I would not be surprised.....

Posted: 2003-05-31 10:46pm
by Kintaro
Man, that guy is a fucking anus. You should put Nair in his shampoo or something.

Posted: 2003-05-31 11:07pm
by Saurencaerthai
If he's gonna marry, it's his job to help provide for the family. There's no reason you should be going without heat simply because this guy wants to hold onto his own money coffers. Greedy bastard.

Posted: 2003-06-01 02:02am
by Stampede
1) youre step dad sucks ass.
2) just see if you can't go to a friends house to shower. i'm sure if they're anykind of friend to you, they'll let you use their shower after they heard the story.
3) if all else fails...i'm part italian. we're good at "collecting" funds from people unwilling to pay.

Posted: 2003-06-01 02:13am
by Solid Snake
Kintaro wrote:Man, that guy is a fucking anus. You should put Nair in his shampoo or something.


Nair? Fuck that! Jizz in the bottle!

Posted: 2003-06-01 05:22am
by InnerBrat
The first question htat occured to me, is what does your mother see in this asshole?

He reminds me of Rob's ex flatmate, but his ex wife had the sense to leave him. My man now has a CCJ because of that bastard.