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Posted: 2003-06-20 06:52am
by Col. Crackpot
satan was a lesbian! LMFAO

BTW, i thought Satan was an evolutionary biologist? :wink:

Posted: 2003-06-20 11:10am
by Straha
Now where can we actually read one of these?

Posted: 2003-06-20 02:02pm
by The Yosemite Bear
Well in a few translation's Lucifer was "In Love" with god, and being an angel can assume any form....

Darn all of those shapeshifters ARE PERVS....

Posted: 2003-06-20 02:08pm
by Zaia
*clutches stomach to try to stop laughing* "Satan was a lesbian"....hahahHAHahHaHah haH Ah haH AH ahH ahhahah haha.....ow. :lol:

Posted: 2003-06-20 02:54pm
by neoolong
No I'm not. Er...I mean, Damn you, you found out my secret identity. *runs away*

Posted: 2003-06-20 03:06pm
by Col. Crackpot
Where might one apply for the 'Matador of Shame' job? and 21 gay street, bah! thats just einey's house.

Posted: 2003-06-20 06:41pm
by Montcalm
Is it just me or do you think the guy on the cover looks like James Bond? :?

Posted: 2003-06-20 06:51pm
by RedImperator
That's some quality reading right there. I'd read those books.

Posted: 2003-06-20 11:16pm
by DPDarkPrimus
RedImperator wrote:That's some quality reading right there. I'd read those books.
Seconded!

Posted: 2003-06-21 12:53am
by EmperorMing
Too funny!

Any more titles like this?

Posted: 2003-06-21 01:09am
by Gil Hamilton
Bwahahahaha! Excellent! Those books are the campiest things I've ever seen!

Posted: 2003-06-21 03:54am
by Hethrir
SATAN is a hacking tool.

Posted: 2003-06-21 04:09am
by Peregrin Toker
Col. Crackpot wrote:satan was a lesbian! LMFAO
That's nothing - Slaanesh is bisexual.

Posted: 2003-06-21 05:32am
by SyntaxVorlon
THAT's NOTHING
Cthuulhu eats people.
*Yum soylent people!*

That is hilarious.
satan was a lesbian! LMFAO

BTW, i thought Satan was an evolutionary biologist?
Why not both, plenty of lesbians are college grads. Well most of the ones I know are.

Posted: 2003-06-21 05:45am
by Rubberanvil
Gil Hamilton wrote:Bwahahahaha! Excellent! Those books are the campiest things I've ever seen!
You should see the "Nazi dominatrixs abusing poor G.I.s" covers :twisted: which aren't on the site. :cry:

Posted: 2003-06-21 06:59am
by Peregrin Toker
SyntaxVorlon wrote:THAT's NOTHING
Cthuulhu eats people.
*Yum soylent people!*
Cthuulhu?? Who's that?? A crazy clone of Cthulhu?

BTW, now we are TWO SD.Net posters who have The Devil as their avatar! Welcome in the "Devil Avatar Club", closet sci-fi fan!

Posted: 2003-06-21 07:03am
by Vympel
I don't know what SyntaxVorlon's avatar is, but it doesn't look like the devil.

Posted: 2003-06-21 07:26am
by Darth Gojira
Simon H.Johansen wrote:BTW, now we are TWO SD.Net posters who have The Devil as their avatar! Welcome in the "Devil Avatar Club", closet sci-fi fan!
True, but his is from a cheesy pulp novel cover, as oppossed to a very odd Mexican holiday film. :P

Posted: 2003-06-21 04:27pm
by SyntaxVorlon
My avatar is TMA-1 with a transparent vorlon w/encountersuit layered on top.

Posted: 2003-06-22 04:06am
by Peregrin Toker
Vympel wrote:I don't know what SyntaxVorlon's avatar is, but it doesn't look like the devil.
I was referring to closet sci-fi fan's avatar.
Darth Gojira wrote:True, but his is from a cheesy pulp novel cover, as oppossed to a very odd Mexican holiday film.
BTW, my avatar isn't really Lucifer - but his right-hand man, Pitch. (The only demon I've heard of, who has a digestion problem!)

But it's still a devil!!

Posted: 2003-06-22 07:35am
by Darth Gojira
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Vympel wrote:I don't know what SyntaxVorlon's avatar is, but it doesn't look like the devil.
I was referring to closet sci-fi fan's avatar.
Darth Gojira wrote:True, but his is from a cheesy pulp novel cover, as oppossed to a very odd Mexican holiday film.
BTW, my avatar isn't really Lucifer - but his right-hand man, Pitch. (The only demon I've heard of, who has a digestion problem!)

But it's still a devil!!
True, but why not get the real deal? Ah well, most people don't recognize Pitch anyhow. I myself only watched part of the movie by accident, then read the review at "Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension" for details.

Posted: 2003-06-22 02:17pm
by Peregrin Toker
Darth Gojira wrote: True, but why not get the real deal?
Do they really look that different??

BTW, why would anyone name a devil "Pitch"?? I think that "Bal-Karnaim The Unstoppable" or "Shaggathoth Corpseripper, Almighty Battle-Lord of the Daemonic Horde" sound much more ominous.

Posted: 2003-06-22 03:46pm
by SyntaxVorlon
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Darth Gojira wrote: True, but why not get the real deal?
Do they really look that different??

BTW, why would anyone name a devil "Pitch"?? I think that "Bal-Karnaim The Unstoppable" or "Shaggathoth Corpseripper, Almighty Battle-Lord of the Daemonic Horde" sound much more ominous.
Or Limbaugh.
*Shudder

Posted: 2003-06-23 04:51am
by Peregrin Toker
SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Darth Gojira wrote: True, but why not get the real deal?
Do they really look that different??

BTW, why would anyone name a devil "Pitch"?? I think that "Bal-Karnaim The Unstoppable" or "Shaggathoth Corpseripper, Almighty Battle-Lord of the Daemonic Horde" sound much more ominous.
Or Limbaugh.
*Shudder
Or.... Henry Morris.

Posted: 2003-06-23 05:14am
by El Moose Monstero
Yes, lets not stereotype here, demonic beings from the darkest pits of Hell have as much to be called Freda, Simon or Geoffery as the rest of you... :D