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It all becomes clear........

Saw this on the front page of my Washington Times today....



Pablo, Pablo, what have I told you about not being a drug mule?

EDIT,

WHOOHOO, 556 posts...... only 206 posts
to 762.

LOLOLOL

LOL

LMAO.

Pablo whats happened to you?

Drunk out on his ass in Havana what else?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

How is he ever going to live this down?

Prolly involing a LOT of what good ol Bean was suggesting.

Ah, but what is his middle name?

Pablo Sanchez wrote:Ah, but what is his middle name?

You got out of prision and back across the border pretty fast.

Sea Skimmer wrote:

Pablo Sanchez wrote:Ah, but what is his middle name?

You got out of prision and back across the border pretty fast.

He could still be in prison.

Sea Skimmer wrote:You got out of prision and back across the border pretty fast.

I move quickly. Being an elite hit-man/thug for the Obregon cartel, while simultaneous serving in the NKVD has taught me to travel fast. Now then...

/quiet coughing noises are heard as Pablo pumps three .45 ACP rounds from his SOCOM. They strike Sheppard, Sea Skimmer, and Falkenhorst in each of their skulls. He then pistol whips Ted until his head is a fine mist.

Pablo Sanchez wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote:You got out of prision and back across the border pretty fast.

I move quickly. Being an elite hit-man/thug for the Obregon cartel, while simultaneous serving in the NKVD has taught me to travel fast. Now then...

/quiet coughing noises are heard as Pablo pumps three .45 ACP rounds from his SOCOM. They strike Sheppard, Sea Skimmer, and Falkenhorst in each of their skulls. He then pistol whips Ted until his head is a fine mist.

PPFFFFFFTTTTTT

"What did I do?"

*Hands Pabolo, Sheppard, Falkenhurst, and Sea Skimmer Beers and limes*

*Hands Ted extra salt*

you crooked sod, I only drink ice water, EHEHEHEH

Ok, One non floridated Ice water, straight from the Glacier!

Pablo Sanchez wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote:You got out of prision and back across the border pretty fast.

I move quickly. Being an elite hit-man/thug for the Obregon cartel, while simultaneous serving in the NKVD has taught me to travel fast. Now then...

/quiet coughing noises are heard as Pablo pumps three .45 ACP rounds from his SOCOM. They strike Sheppard, Sea Skimmer, and Falkenhorst in each of their skulls. He then pistol whips Ted until his head is a fine mist.

*Laughs as the .45 rounds deflect off his skull, grazing Pablo. Picks up Pablo and throws him through the nearest wall effortlessly before raising his implanted personal shield*

"You see, over the past for years I've had a few alterations made to myself."
*Picks Pablo back up and throws him from a fifth story window, into a Neo Nazi rally*

"Enjoy the company."
*Returns to hidden uber bunker.*

CommandoJoe quietly slips out of the building, unnoticed by anyone. He pulls out a remote control device, puts his thumb over the big, red, shiny button....and presses the little grey one next to it. The second he pressed the button, [Insert event here].

At this time Sea Skimmer notices that the bunker has been filled with water and Caribei Paranas. Enjoy your dinner date.

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:CommandoJoe quietly slips out of the building, unnoticed by anyone. He pulls out a remote control device, puts his thumb over the big, red, shiny button....and presses the little grey one next to it. The second he pressed the button, [The remote control exploded, killing IRG CommandoJoe].

What ever you say..

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:At this time Sea Skimmer notices that the bunker has been filled with water and Caribei Paranas. Enjoy your dinner date.

Lucky, as the mountain the Bunker was dug in under was very tall, the main entrances of the complex where actually near level with the bunkers lower levels. The waster and fish where easily drained out, the Paranas having been accidentally fed valium laced fish intended for bears to be shipped to Australia. As a result they proved disinterested in killing and no losses where suffered.

Caribei #1: Man this is SOOO much better then those hallucina genic frogs.....

Caribei #2: Remember that time we ate that hippie skydiver.

Caribei #1: Yeah man, had to swim fourty klicks to the nearest boat that had Cheetos and Funnions.

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:*Hands Pabolo, Sheppard, Falkenhurst, and Sea Skimmer Beers and limes*

*Hands Ted extra salt*

Salt???

What ever you say..

Out of the clear blue, a piano falls out of the sky and lands on Sea Skimmer, instantly killing him.

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:

What ever you say..

Out of the clear blue, a piano falls out of the sky and lands on Sea Skimmer, instantly killing him.

And on the side is ACME