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I come back from class lookingto get a goddamn coke. I look and I have a five-dollar bill and 1.20 in change, FIVE CENTS SHORT!!! Fuck. Then, a nice girl hands me a nickle, I put the change in, and the fucking thing's OUT OF CHERRY COKE! FUCK! I press regular coke and the fucking bottle gets STUCK IN THE FUCKING opening! Motherfuck! I can't reach the coke, so I kick the godamn thing and it drops out, but now my foot hurts!

To top it all off, I get back to my room and find out I had a fucking single the whole time! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

IG-88E wrote:I come back from class lookingto get a goddamn coke. I look and I have a five-dollar bill and 1.20 in change, FIVE CENTS SHORT!!! Fuck. Then, a nice girl hands me a nickle, I put the change in, and the fucking thing's OUT OF CHERRY COKE! FUCK! I press regular coke and the fucking bottle gets STUCK IN THE FUCKING opening! Motherfuck! I can't reach the coke, so I kick the godamn thing and it drops out, but now my foot hurts!

To top it all off, I get back to my room and find out I had a fucking single the whole time! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

Use a 12 gauge shotgun the next time to pop the vending machine open...

I was considering shoving a grenade up inside it.....

[Nelson]

Ha-ha!

[/Nelson]

I remember some cases where pop bottle would get stuck, and the dumbass kids would try to get them out by tipping the vending machine. It resulted in a Darwin award when the machine fell on the kid and crushed him to death.

So THAT'S why it says that on the vending machines....

What's a "pop bottle"?

A bottle with pop inside it of course

Yes, but WTF is pop???

......................*blinks*

*hugs IG* It'll be ok, I promise. I'll get another chapter written tomorrow and everyone will be happy.

Wha...??????

Now I'm totally confused.

aerius wrote:I remember some cases where pop bottle would get stuck, and the dumbass kids would try to get them out by tipping the vending machine. It resulted in a Darwin award when the machine fell on the kid and crushed him to death.

That’s why you stand to the side, or simply smash the glass some of them have, though that’s mostly snake machines.

verilon wrote:Yes, but WTF is pop???

Pop (n) - A drink consisting primarily of carbonated water and various sugars, with the addition of various natural and artificial flavours. Examples include Coke, Pepsi, Ginger Ale, Sprite, Orange Crush, Mountain Dew amoung others.
See also Soda, Coke, Drink, Cola

I can't believe you don't know what pop is! Honestly, where have you been living the past 17 years? Iran?

Acutal in Iran its called Pop as Mohammed did, you call it that or they cut off your right index finger

Mr Bean wrote:Acutal in Iran its called Pop as Mohammed did, you call it that or they cut off your right index finger

Heh, then you're ALLOWED to point with your middle finger.

IG-88E wrote:under a rock, more likely...

Pretty close to what North Carolina is.

Pretty close to what North Carolina is.

North Carolina? Naaa thats far from under the rock status like NORTH Dakota or Gerogia where the fact we won WWI still has not reached everyone,


Besides I present the evidance of Kelly happening to hail from NC and my own stay there between 92-99(Oh and don't forgot Virgia was devolped in NC! Err at least I think it was)

Mr Bean wrote:

Pretty close to what North Carolina is.

North Carolina? Naaa thats far from under the rock status like NORTH Dakota or Gerogia where the fact we won WWI still has not reached everyone,


Besides I present the evidance of Kelly happening to hail from NC and my own stay there between 92-99(Oh and don't forgot Virgia was devolped in NC! Err at least I think it was)

Viagra?
Wasn't it initially invented by British scientists?

Wasn't it initially invented by British scientists?

Umm *Thinks fast

British scientists who once visted Seanic North Carolina and got very drunk at one of our numorius bars!

See? North Carolina inveted it

Since when were we talking about viagra? Anyway, in some places in Engalnd, pop is called "tonic".

Ted wrote:

Mr Bean wrote:

Pretty close to what North Carolina is.

North Carolina? Naaa thats far from under the rock status like NORTH Dakota or Gerogia where the fact we won WWI still has not reached everyone,


Besides I present the evidance of Kelly happening to hail from NC and my own stay there between 92-99(Oh and don't forgot Virgia was devolped in NC! Err at least I think it was)

Viagra?
Wasn't it initially invented by British scientists?

Maybe the British Scientists of Phzer went too North Caroline too experiment on Rednecks.

Beowulf wrote:I can't believe you don't know what pop is! Honestly, where have you been living the past 17 years? Iran?

Ui...some people just can't take a joke....*shakes head*

And yes, at one point I did basically live under a rock, Iggy. It's called good ol' Mom's house in Roswell, NM...