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Apperently well I was at college my apartment caught fire again for the third time in last five years...Mans greatest enemy defeated by a super soaker.(stupid fireman kickin in my door.:p) I guess my roomie left a pot of potatoes on the stove on low and they caught fire.:p


Broken Door.
Bastard Pot that started the fire.
Damanged and melted pot.
Smoke detector the firemen ripped down.:p

....How fucking long must those potatos have been boiling to have firstly boiled dry and secondly caught fire?!

hours apperently...I left at 7am this morning...and got back an hour ago...so like I've been gone all day.

did you kick your roommate in the nuts?

salm wrote:did you kick your roommate in the nuts?

I would stick his hand on a burner to teach him always turn the damn stove off when he's leaving the kitchen for more than ten minutes.

Actually you know whats really sad? he's training in culinary arts at the same college I am doing my IT course at, tommorow as a lesson were gonna dunk his hand in fat and deep fry it for a few seconds.

Show the idiot the correct use of a spork.
Then fry some eggs and pour ketchup on them.

Laird wrote:Actually you know whats really sad? he's training in culinary arts at the same college I am doing my IT course at, tommorow as a lesson were gonna dunk his hand in fat and deep fry it for a few seconds.

He shouldn't be allowed near a kitchen, let alone a course about them. It's one thing for a pan to poil over, it's another to slightly burn something and it's a fucking crime to set something one fucking fire!!!!!!!!! Sorry, thats the chef in me talking...

Laird wrote:Actually you know whats really sad? he's training in culinary arts at the same college I am doing my IT course at, tommorow as a lesson were gonna dunk his hand in fat and deep fry it for a few seconds.

Then set it on fire....