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Do your pets participate when you masturbate?

Posted: 2004-05-20 11:11am
by Phantasee
Just because RedImperator asked. :twisted: So, do they participate when you masturbate? Or is it a little bit too far?

Posted: 2004-05-20 11:15am
by Jordie
You're a sick, sad, little man. And you have my pitty.

Posted: 2004-05-20 11:16am
by Joe
Bit too far, chief.

Posted: 2004-05-20 11:20am
by Col. Crackpot
what the fuck is your major malfunction Private Pyle?

Posted: 2004-05-20 11:21am
by Phantasee
Jordie wrote:You're a sick, sad, little man. And you have my pitty.
That...hurts.... :cry:

Wait...you didn't answer the question! :P Avoiding the topic is a sign of guilt....who's sick now? :shock: I just realized what that implies...ick.

Posted: 2004-05-20 11:21am
by Sarevok
Way too far.

Posted: 2004-05-20 11:22am
by Gandalf
evilcat4000 wrote:Way too far.
I tend to concur.

Posted: 2004-05-20 11:22am
by Galvatron
If your pet participates, wouldn't that cease to be masturbation and become bestiality?

Posted: 2004-05-20 11:28am
by Phantasee
Galvatron wrote:If your pet participates, wouldn't that cease to be masturbation and become bestiality?
Hm. Interesting.

:shock:

Excuse me while I try to get this thread deleted....it is more disturbing then I meant it to be...

And Jordie, you might want to get some help for that. :wink:

Posted: 2004-05-20 12:32pm
by Dalton
Jesus.