(NEWZ)From the land of Mother Goose
Posted: 2002-11-06 07:43pm
Years after his bloddy spree, the Weasel is appealing for clemancy. Citing: that the Monkey & Goose Jury that made up his first trial, was baised.
"They didn't have a single Ferret, or spider in that Jury"-Said a Shark representing the Weasel.
The Weasel first trial he attempted to use the innovated Tuppenny & Treackle defense, claiming he was not responsible for his acctions due to the influence of too much suggary Treackle, and starchy Tuppenny Rice. Other appeals by the Weasel over the years have included stress disorder "The Monkeys kept chasing me around and around the bushes, and the Cobblers benches. It just wouldn't stop"
A Nersary Land Prosecutor, had this to say. "The Weasel has been one of the most violent, unredeemable creatures, we have in our prison."
Nersery land prison officialls have been embarressed of late, when the a reporter for the Nersary Land Moon, recently found Sasha the Duck, very much alive months after authorities had executed Career criminal B.B. Wolf for his murder.
"They didn't have a single Ferret, or spider in that Jury"-Said a Shark representing the Weasel.
The Weasel first trial he attempted to use the innovated Tuppenny & Treackle defense, claiming he was not responsible for his acctions due to the influence of too much suggary Treackle, and starchy Tuppenny Rice. Other appeals by the Weasel over the years have included stress disorder "The Monkeys kept chasing me around and around the bushes, and the Cobblers benches. It just wouldn't stop"
A Nersary Land Prosecutor, had this to say. "The Weasel has been one of the most violent, unredeemable creatures, we have in our prison."
Nersery land prison officialls have been embarressed of late, when the a reporter for the Nersary Land Moon, recently found Sasha the Duck, very much alive months after authorities had executed Career criminal B.B. Wolf for his murder.
