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Thou jarring hedge-born codpiece!

Were I like thee I'd throw away myself

Thou crusty botch of nature!

Thou misbegotten whoreson vassal!

Not bad, but a lot lack the edge and or crudity of more modern insults IMHO

"There's no room for faith, truth, nor honesty in this bosom of thine. It is
all filled up with guts and midriff."

I know people like this...

"[Your] brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage."

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"Thou cockered dread-bolted horn-beast!"

That has a certain ring to it.

"[You] live in the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love ove the nasty sty!"

I know people like this, too...

[Thou] sanguine coward, [thou] bed-presser, [thou] horseback-breaker, [thou] huge hill of flesh!

Not as concise as "you fat, yellow fuck", but it works.