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Workers See Jesus Image In Nacho Pan
Posted: 2005-12-23 01:36pm
by theski
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH Cheese head Jesus
A Florida restaurant says it has been blessed just before Christmas.
Workers claim a holy image has appeared in one of their cooking pans.
At the Stadium Club in Jacksonville workers have found what they believe is an image of Jesus in a nacho warming tray.
The pan is used to heat water which then heats the food.
The image was created from mineral deposits in the water.
One of the cooks says he went to empty the pan last night and saw Jesus looking back at him.
A spokesman for the Stadium Club says they will not continue to use the pan.
ONLY IN FLORIDA
Posted: 2005-12-23 01:39pm
by Xenophobe3691
The Human Brain's penchant for actively hunting out patterns were less than none exist is amazing, no?
I wonder if this man's heard of the Canals on Mars, too?
Posted: 2005-12-23 01:40pm
by tumbletom
Next thing you know, people will be seeing Jesus in the toilet....
Posted: 2005-12-23 01:49pm
by KrauserKrauser
I see a Weimerauner with it's ears covering it's face.
I never knew Jesus looked like a Weimerauner.
That crazy Jesus.
Posted: 2005-12-23 01:52pm
by Darth Wong
These are the same people who think that the evidence for evolution is vague.
Posted: 2005-12-23 01:52pm
by Companion Cube
I see a
headcrab. I think I'm going to interpret that as a sign that Half-Life 3 will be Jesus-approved.
Re: Workers See Jesus Image In Nacho Pan
Posted: 2005-12-23 02:08pm
by Col. Crackpot
OMG! It's Dr Zaius! Jesus is a damn dirty ape!
Posted: 2005-12-23 02:10pm
by DaveJB
Looks more like Christopher Lee to me; possibly because I watched the Hammer version of Dracula earlier today.
Posted: 2005-12-23 02:18pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
No, I see Osama.
Posted: 2005-12-23 02:42pm
by Grand Admiral Mango
What a pile of crap!
Posted: 2005-12-23 02:42pm
by General Zod
It would be nice for an actual close up of the image in question. Right now all I'm seeing is a blurry blob with that shitty resolution.
Posted: 2005-12-23 02:46pm
by Civil War Man
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:No, I see Osama.
Seconded. That is very definitely the head of Osama Bin Laden.
Which brings up my question. Considering that it always seems to be dead people that appear on stop signs, onramps, cheese sandwiches, and the like, is this a good sign?
Posted: 2005-12-23 03:23pm
by The Spartan
Is it just me or does Jesus look different in every picture of him?
Seriously though, why do they always find him in food? I would imagine that it's because food lends itself to this sort of thing more easily because of the processes involved but every month there's a Jesus burrito or a Jesus nacho or a Jesus toast, etc.
There was also the highway underpass and one I saw on the news about a face in a knot of a tree, but always it comes back to the food.
Posted: 2005-12-23 03:32pm
by Chardok
Had to be Jacksonville. I love the stadium club, too. Dammit. Now if I eat there, I will be damned to hell.
I might go to hell for a lot of reasons, but it ain't going to be for bogarting the almighty's nachos.
Posted: 2005-12-23 04:04pm
by Surlethe
It looked like a Protoss face to me.
Posted: 2005-12-23 04:57pm
by Lancer
It most certainly is OBL. That turban at the top of the face in the pan eliminates any possibility of doubt.
Posted: 2005-12-23 06:15pm
by Dooey Jo
No that's definitely Jesus. You can even see his huge side-burns and the black thingy on his grossly deformed chest. Not to mention his thug-like neck. It looks just like the Jesus described in the Bible.
Halelujah and amen all that. The holiness of the item clearly demands it to be sold to a stupid fuck for a large amount of money on eBay.
Edit: Actually, it's probably a Pirate!!
Posted: 2005-12-23 06:51pm
by Solauren
Looks like greasy nacho run off that hasn't been properly washed.
Much like most modern organized religions
So, I guess they really are seeing Jesus in there
Posted: 2005-12-23 07:04pm
by Captain Cyran
This only proves my theory that Jesus did indeed love his Nachos and that it was not bread he broke at the Last Supper but a nacho which he then dipped in hot cheese which he proclaimed to be his blood.
Posted: 2005-12-23 09:01pm
by Noble Ire
Surlethe wrote:It looked like a Protoss face to me.
Indeed.
In most stories I've heard, Jesus had a nose.
Posted: 2005-12-23 09:55pm
by Captain tycho
I see Macauly Culkin wearing a turban.
Posted: 2005-12-23 10:44pm
by Qwerty 42
I saw Jesus on a Bible cover, should I contact my church?
Posted: 2005-12-24 08:53am
by mr friendly guy
The Spartan wrote:Is it just me or does Jesus look different in every picture of him?
Seriously though, why do they always find him in food? .
Because we are obviously supposed to eat him heretic?
Didn't you realise Jesus asked his disciples to eat his flesh and drink his blood?
Posted: 2005-12-24 09:34am
by avoidingthepo
i thought i saw jesus in the wax on my surfboard last month, but then i realized it was only because when we see a face in something that, if we are crazy enough, has to potential to speak to us, we want it to be jesus, because who wants the old guy three houses down that died but no one noticed until the smell to appear in your surf wax and talk to you?
cause i mean, if jesus was surfin with me, id be safe from harm and we could chat about cool stuff...like nachos
Posted: 2005-12-24 10:01am
by GrandMasterTerwynn
Goddamnit! You beat me to it!
