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Posted: 2003-07-23 12:58am
by EmperorMing
Sobbastchianno wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote: EWWWWW. Do women shoot certain fluids when they cum?

I ask this honestly because I have not ever witnessed a woman have an orgasm.
Yeah, some females can ejaculate. They expel a fluid from their urethras which has been examined and found to be different from urine. The actual vaginal juices can squirt sometimes too.
I should learn never to ask a question unless I truly want the answer. Thanks for more information than I truly wanted to know.
Vorlon gotcha back... :P :wink:

Posted: 2003-07-23 12:59am
by EmperorMing
Sobbastchianno wrote:I will NEVER be able to walk into a Krispy Kream again.
Still want that video? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

*pulls box of Krispey Kremes from desk drawer...*

Posted: 2003-07-23 01:00am
by XaLEv
EmperorMing wrote: Still want that video? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

*pulls box of Krispey Kremes form desk drawer...*
I'll take it. :)

Posted: 2003-07-23 01:07am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Sobbastchianno wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote: EWWWWW. Do women shoot certain fluids when they cum?

I ask this honestly because I have not ever witnessed a woman have an orgasm.
Yeah, some females can ejaculate. They expel a fluid from their urethras which has been examined and found to be different from urine. The actual vaginal juices can squirt sometimes too.
I should learn never to ask a question unless I truly want the answer. Thanks for more information than I truly wanted to know.
ROFLMAO!!!

A lot of times the femail ejaculate looks absolutely the same as semen as well...

Posted: 2003-07-23 01:07am
by Sobbastchianno
EmperorMing wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote:
XaLEv wrote: Yeah, some females can ejaculate. They expel a fluid from their urethras which has been examined and found to be different from urine. The actual vaginal juices can squirt sometimes too.
I should learn never to ask a question unless I truly want the answer. Thanks for more information than I truly wanted to know.
Vorlon gotcha back... :P :wink:
OK, I guess I have been had here. Well, my friends would say I have been had just about everywhere I have ever been. I would love to JO at work, however the cubicle height is only 4 feet, and I am 6' 2" tall. That's ok though, I make too much noise at the end anyway.

Posted: 2003-07-23 01:09am
by Sobbastchianno
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote:
XaLEv wrote: Yeah, some females can ejaculate. They expel a fluid from their urethras which has been examined and found to be different from urine. The actual vaginal juices can squirt sometimes too.
I should learn never to ask a question unless I truly want the answer. Thanks for more information than I truly wanted to know.
ROFLMAO!!!

A lot of times the femail ejaculate looks absolutely the same as semen as well...
OK, that is definitely more than I needed to know, but it does lead me to one question. Does it taste the same? (I know I am not going to want the answer to this question, but I foolishly ask it anyway).

Posted: 2003-07-23 01:13am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
XaLEv wrote:
EmperorMing wrote: Still want that video? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

*pulls box of Krispey Kremes form desk drawer...*
I'll take it. :)
I got some vids of that too. Remember, I am 90:10 (slightly bisexual) on the Kinsey Scale

Posted: 2003-07-23 01:31am
by Yuri Prime
hmmmm... I must have been like 12 or so when I started. I was in the 6th grade if I remember correctly.

Posted: 2003-07-23 01:38am
by EmperorMing
Sobbastchianno wrote:
OK, that is definitely more than I needed to know, but it does lead me to one question. Does it taste the same? (I know I am not going to want the answer to this question, but I foolishly ask it anyway).
Only if some guy was in there before hand... :P

Posted: 2003-07-23 01:40am
by EmperorMing
Sobbastchianno wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote: I should learn never to ask a question unless I truly want the answer. Thanks for more information than I truly wanted to know.
Vorlon gotcha back... :P :wink:
OK, I guess I have been had here. Well, my friends would say I have been had just about everywhere I have ever been. I would love to JO at work, however the cubicle height is only 4 feet, and I am 6' 2" tall. That's ok though, I make too much noise at the end anyway.
Yeah, and the janitors only come (!?!) around at around 7 pm, so it would probably smell pretty funny to the day crew... :shock: :twisted:

Posted: 2003-07-23 01:58am
by Sobbastchianno
EmperorMing wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote:
EmperorMing wrote: Vorlon gotcha back... :P :wink:
OK, I guess I have been had here. Well, my friends would say I have been had just about everywhere I have ever been. I would love to JO at work, however the cubicle height is only 4 feet, and I am 6' 2" tall. That's ok though, I make too much noise at the end anyway.
Yeah, and the janitors only come (!?!) around at around 7 pm, so it would probably smell pretty funny to the day crew... :shock: :twisted:
And, I wouldn't want to have it shoot over into your cubicle (yes, Emporer Ming and I do work in neighboring cubicles).

Posted: 2003-07-23 01:59am
by EmperorMing
XaLEv wrote:
EmperorMing wrote: Still want that video? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

*pulls box of Krispey Kremes form desk drawer...*
I'll take it. :)
I'll keep that request in mind... :wink: :twisted:

Posted: 2003-07-23 02:00am
by XaLEv
Hey, kids, could you cut down the massive quote chains?

Posted: 2003-07-23 02:01am
by EmperorMing
Sobbastchianno wrote:...

And, I wouldn't want to have it shoot over into your cubicle (yes, Emporer Ming and I do work in neighboring cubicles).
No thanks, your "may showers that bring gay flowers" can stay in your own cubicle and paint *those* walls white... :twisted: :P

And keep the screaming down...

Posted: 2003-07-23 02:03am
by Sobbastchianno
EmperorMing wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote:...

And, I wouldn't want to have it shoot over into your cubicle (yes, Emporer Ming and I do work in neighboring cubicles).
No thanks, your "may showers that bring gay flowers" can stay in your own cubicle and paint *those* walls white... :twisted: :P

And keep the screaming down...
Give me a pacifier and I won't scream as loud.

Posted: 2003-07-23 02:12am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Sobbastchianno wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: ROFLMAO!!!

A lot of times the femail ejaculate looks absolutely the same as semen as well...
OK, that is definitely more than I needed to know, but it does lead me to one question. Does it taste the same? (I know I am not going to want the answer to this question, but I foolishly ask it anyway).
That I don't know, and I probly won't find out. Someone told me it smells like fish, but that's only when the lady has bacterial vaginosis (it's more common than people think: Some reason only someone other than the infected person can smell it!!)

Posted: 2003-07-23 02:13am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Sobbastchianno wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote:...

And, I wouldn't want to have it shoot over into your cubicle (yes, Emporer Ming and I do work in neighboring cubicles).
No thanks, your "may showers that bring gay flowers" can stay in your own cubicle and paint *those* walls white... :twisted: :P

And keep the screaming down...
Give me a pacifier and I won't scream as loud.
Ooh yummy.

*drops pants and whips out dick*

Posted: 2003-07-23 02:14am
by EmperorMing
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:...
That I don't know, and I probly won't find out. Someone told me it smells like fish, but that's only when the lady has bacterial vaginosis (it's more common than people think: Some reason only someone other than the infected person can smell it!!)
Probably because their head can't reach that far...And let's not bring up fingers... :shock:

Posted: 2003-07-23 02:15am
by EmperorMing
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:...
Ooh yummy.

*drops pants and whips out dick*
Gotta come to Houston. You're not *that* long... :wink:

Posted: 2003-07-23 02:44am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
EmperorMing wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:...
Ooh yummy.

*drops pants and whips out dick*
Gotta come to Houston. You're not *that* long... :wink:
LOL!!! I was talking to Sobbastchianno anyway--
Sobbastchianno wrote:...

And, I wouldn't want to have it shoot over into your cubicle (yes, Emporer Ming and I do work in neighboring cubicles).
Oh.

Posted: 2003-07-23 02:45am
by Zaia
XaLEv wrote:
Zaia wrote: A male harem? I want one too, and that's what I always call it. :D
Perhaps we could come to some sort of arrangement for you to rent the male portions of the God Emperor's harem.
Well, I am an agreeable sort. :D

Posted: 2003-07-23 05:28am
by Gandalf
Zaia wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
Zaia wrote: A male harem? I want one too, and that's what I always call it. :D
Perhaps we could come to some sort of arrangement for you to rent the male portions of the God Emperor's harem.
Well, I am an agreeable sort. :D
May I work in your harem Zaia? :wink:

Posted: 2003-07-23 06:25am
by Faram
Zaia wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
Zaia wrote: A male harem? I want one too, and that's what I always call it. :D
Perhaps we could come to some sort of arrangement for you to rent the male portions of the God Emperor's harem.
Well, I am an agreeable sort. :D
Hmm is there a skill measurement during the interview for any opening at your harem?

How about on the job training?

Performance revives?

Other benefits? :D

Posted: 2003-07-23 02:07pm
by Darth Yoshi
Um...around 10 yrs of age.

So, what kind of health coverage will you be offerring, Zaia?

Posted: 2003-07-23 04:13pm
by DPDarkPrimus
Zaia wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
Zaia wrote: A male harem? I want one too, and that's what I always call it. :D
Perhaps we could come to some sort of arrangement for you to rent the male portions of the God Emperor's harem.
Well, I am an agreeable sort. :D
Please? I'll work for free, I need some experience*.
*(job and otherwise)