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Posted: 2003-02-26 09:13pm
by Shinova
Pcm979 wrote:Shinova wrote:While everyone's staking their territories on Earth, I call dibs on Earth space

You do know that each country owns the airspace and space above it, don't you?
That would change once I blast everyone's space stuff out of Earth orbit
Then I would surround the planet with a fleet of orbital cannons each with enough power to fry a continent. MUHAHAHAHA!!
Now for fairness' sake, of course you can start launching ICBMs to shoot down my stuff. Then it'd be a war between the people who can fire the most ICBMs without them getting shot or my own defenses and orbital cannons.

Posted: 2003-02-26 09:16pm
by God Emperor
Could I ali with you, I'm currently holding the world hostage.
Posted: 2003-02-26 10:20pm
by Master of Ossus
Believe it or not, I think that for the most part the members of SD.net would make good dictators, compared to what we've got today. At the very least, they would help unify the government, as opposed to having different governments and groups with no real ideological problems fight against each other. We would certainly value human rights (improving the lives of vast numbers of people) like freedoms of speech. While the freedom of religion might be OFFICIALLY abolished, I don't see any way we could possibly enforce such a mandate, and I think that muhc of the world's economy would be improved by our rational applications of ideas.
Now, life in developed countries would probably get a little bit worse, but for the majority of people living in developing nations I think that life would improve.
Posted: 2003-02-26 10:25pm
by Sea Skimmer
Shinova wrote:Pcm979 wrote:Shinova wrote:While everyone's staking their territories on Earth, I call dibs on Earth space

You do know that each country owns the airspace and space above it, don't you?
That would change once I blast everyone's space stuff out of Earth orbit
Then I would surround the planet with a fleet of orbital cannons each with enough power to fry a continent. MUHAHAHAHA!!
Now for fairness' sake, of course you can start launching ICBMs to shoot down my stuff. Then it'd be a war between the people who can fire the most ICBMs without them getting shot or my own defenses and orbital cannons.

*Blinds orbital weapons sensors with mirriors, then fry's them with directional EMP*
Posted: 2003-02-26 10:27pm
by Pcm979
Shinova wrote:Pcm979 wrote:Shinova wrote:While everyone's staking their territories on Earth, I call dibs on Earth space

You do know that each country owns the airspace and space above it, don't you?
That would change once I blast everyone's space stuff out of Earth orbit
Then I would surround the planet with a fleet of orbital cannons each with enough power to fry a continent. MUHAHAHAHA!!
Now for fairness' sake, of course you can start launching ICBMs to shoot down my stuff. Then it'd be a war between the people who can fire the most ICBMs without them getting shot or my own defenses and orbital cannons.

My point was that you can't own something that has already been claimed.
Posted: 2003-02-26 11:16pm
by Darth Yoshi
Zaia wrote:Sorry, babydoll--the best I can do is that I'm of French decent. And what makes you think I'm cute?
[naive mode]*blinks* You're not cute?[/naive mode]
PS--Yosh, if you ever get too hot/cold/lonely in your deserts, you can come stay with me in Tassie if you like.
Yay! You mean you wouldn't mind? *does happy dance*
Posted: 2003-02-26 11:18pm
by Zaia
Darth Yoshi wrote:[naive mode]*blinks* You're not cute?[/naive mode]
Never said either way, did I...
Yay! You mean you wouldn't mind? *does happy dance*
Of course not. In fact, I'd be delighted to show you around!

Posted: 2003-02-26 11:34pm
by Pistolero
Zaia wrote:Pistolero wrote:Zaia: Stupid question: Are you Australian? If so, I love you already. Aussie accent=very funny (for a non-native English speaker, at least)
1) Not a stupid question.
2) No, I'm not, but I would very much like to be.
3) I actually spent six fabulous months there and loved it very much and am simply dying to return.
4) I did get a bit of an Aussie accent towards the end of my trip, though.
5) Guess that means you don't love me already. Phooey.
If you are English, though.. I AM MOVING IN WITH YOU! (can you please say "at all" and "thank you for your call" in British accent?) You got me, right then and there.
Nope, I am not British either, so I guess we won't be moving in together anytime soon.
(This is almost as cute an introduction as XaLEv's--he asked me to marry him in his first post to me

).
If you are French... I WILL MARRY YOU! Is there anything sexier than a cute French girl?
Sorry, babydoll--the best I can do is that I'm of French decent. And what makes you think I'm cute?
PS--Yosh, if you ever get too hot/cold/lonely in your deserts, you can come stay with me in Tassie if you like.

Does not matter where you are from. You seem extremely cool, and I am sure you are a babe.
Love ya

Posted: 2003-02-26 11:53pm
by Zaia
Pistolero wrote:Does not matter where you are from. You seem extremely cool, and I am sure you are a babe.
Love ya

*chuckle* You sure you don't want to amend that statement? I'm about to tell you that I'm originally from New Jersey....

Posted: 2003-02-27 01:34am
by XPViking
Believe it or not, I think that for the most part the members of SD.net would make good dictators, compared to what we've got today. At the very least, they would help unify the government, as opposed to having different governments and groups with no real ideological problems fight against each other. We would certainly value human rights (improving the lives of vast numbers of people) like freedoms of speech. While the freedom of religion might be OFFICIALLY abolished, I don't see any way we could possibly enforce such a mandate, and I think that muhc of the world's economy would be improved by our rational applications of ideas.
Now, life in developed countries would probably get a little bit worse, but for the majority of people living in developing nations I think that life would improve. - MoO
Hey, I know that this thread is all in fun and folks are just joking if they were kings or presidents, but do you really think that most denizens of SDnet would be fit to rule?
XPViking

Posted: 2003-02-27 01:47am
by neoolong
XPViking wrote:Hey, I know that this thread is all in fun and folks are just joking if they were kings or presidents, but do you really think that most denizens of SDnet would be fit to rule?
XPViking

Yes and no. Aside from our obvious abuse of power, we would probably actually improve things, human rights, sciences, etc.
Posted: 2003-02-27 01:59am
by Shinova
Pcm979 wrote:My point was that you can't own something that has already been claimed.
Perhaps. But no one said anything about us not being able to take aggression

Posted: 2003-02-27 02:04am
by Shinova
Sea Skimmer wrote:Shinova wrote:Pcm979 wrote:You do know that each country owns the airspace and space above it, don't you?
That would change once I blast everyone's space stuff out of Earth orbit
Then I would surround the planet with a fleet of orbital cannons each with enough power to fry a continent. MUHAHAHAHA!!
Now for fairness' sake, of course you can start launching ICBMs to shoot down my stuff. Then it'd be a war between the people who can fire the most ICBMs without them getting shot or my own defenses and orbital cannons.

*Blinds orbital weapons sensors with mirriors, then fry's them with directional EMP*
Hmmm...interesting....In that case, I'll have to have the map of the Earth already programmed into the satellites, with a program that accounts for the rotation of the planet and each satellites' own movement and orientation. That way, if you blind my satellites, they just call up the map of the earth, reorient themselves according to stored data, then repeatedly blast the hell out of the offender's continent.
As for EMP, I can always install stuff to resist emp (stuff like that exist, right?). Or satellites from other portions of the world engage their drives and maneuver to atomize Sea Skimmer's nation
Anyway, whatever. Just what I would do if faced with aggression as stated by you.

Posted: 2003-02-27 03:01am
by Grand Admiral Ancaris
Darth Wong wrote:No country's currency is going to have "In God We Trust" on it, that's for damned sure.
Damn straight.
Posted: 2003-02-27 03:47am
by Grand Admiral Ancaris
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I do... just I want you guys to be on best behaviour when I push the Big Red Button(TM).

Hey!!! They Big Red Button is my TM me!

Posted: 2003-02-27 03:49am
by Grand Admiral Ancaris
God Emperor wrote:Thank you.
Forewarning, I shall be place a nuclear bomb under a ice shelf in the north alantic, if you value your lives move to high ground, if you try to stop it, I will set if off, have a nice day.
Do your worst, I already live on high ground.

Posted: 2003-02-27 04:06am
by Grand Admiral Ancaris
hmmm..... After reading over what everyone has, I claim the following.
Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Oregon, Washington State, and Alaska These are mine. You can keep the rest of the US cause I don't want it.
I also claim Iceland, Santorini, Krakatau, and Stromboli.
Posted: 2003-02-27 09:15am
by Pistolero
Zaia wrote:Pistolero wrote:Does not matter where you are from. You seem extremely cool, and I am sure you are a babe.
Love ya

*chuckle* You sure you don't want to amend that statement? I'm about to tell you that I'm originally from New Jersey....

NJ is cool. It does not matter as long as you are a babe, and can cuss like Joe Pesci.

Posted: 2003-02-27 10:19am
by Zaia
Pistolero wrote:NJ is cool. It does not matter as long as you are a babe, and can cuss like Joe Pesci.

What the fuck? Of course I can cuss like that hatfucking, pussy-whipped dildo Joe Pesci!
(Incidentally, I don't live in NJ anymore, so I don't have the big scary hair, the fake nails, or the accent--I've got more of a subtle Southern accent from Maryland now, and my hair feels like hair and not hair products and my nails are 100% natural

)
Grand Admiral Ancaris: Iceland! Good call! I'm going to be travelling there next year for New Year's. Fun stuff.

Posted: 2003-02-27 08:24pm
by Grand Admiral Ancaris
Zaia wrote:Grand Admiral Ancaris: Iceland! Good call! I'm going to be travelling there next year for New Year's. Fun stuff.

heh. Thank you. No-one else seemed to be interested in it, but I certainly am. I've never actually been there yet... but I will some day!
Posted: 2003-02-27 08:26pm
by XPViking
Yes and no. Aside from our obvious abuse of power, we would probably actually improve things, human rights, sciences, etc. - neoolong
Heh. I'm doing this for your own good. Whadda ya mean "abuse of power"? I'm improving things, in my own way. You're either with us or against us.
Isn't that what dictators say to justify themselves? Look at Mugabe. He forcibly kicked out the white farmers and redistributed their land in the interests of righting historical wrongs.
http://www.worldpress.org/Africa/710.cfm
I'm sure that there are some SDnet members who can rule better than Mugabe. What I'm questioning here is the intestinal fortitude and not letting the power corrupt you.
XPViking

Posted: 2003-02-27 10:01pm
by neoolong
XPViking wrote:Yes and no. Aside from our obvious abuse of power, we would probably actually improve things, human rights, sciences, etc. - neoolong
Heh. I'm doing this for your own good. Whadda ya mean "abuse of power"? I'm improving things, in my own way. You're either with us or against us.
Isn't that what dictators say to justify themselves? Look at Mugabe. He forcibly kicked out the white farmers and redistributed their land in the interests of righting historical wrongs.
http://www.worldpress.org/Africa/710.cfm
I'm sure that there are some SDnet members who can rule better than Mugabe. What I'm questioning here is the intestinal fortitude and not letting the power corrupt you.
XPViking

Of course power corrupts. I'll have my hordes of female followers. Doesn't mean I'm not going to do anything good. But I might as well make with the sweet sweet loving while I'm at it.

Posted: 2003-02-27 10:04pm
by Darth Yoshi
My abuses of power will only affect you if you're stupid. As such, most if not all on this board will have little to fear.
Posted: 2003-02-27 10:08pm
by Sea Skimmer
Shinova wrote:
Hmmm...interesting....In that case, I'll have to have the map of the Earth already programmed into the satellites, with a program that accounts for the rotation of the planet and each satellites' own movement and orientation. That way, if you blind my satellites, they just call up the map of the earth, reorient themselves according to stored data, then repeatedly blast the hell out of the offender's continent.
As for EMP, I can always install stuff to resist emp (stuff like that exist, right?). Or satellites from other portions of the world engage their drives and maneuver to atomize Sea Skimmer's nation
Anyway, whatever. Just what I would do if faced with aggression as stated by you.

EMP shielding only works to a point. And with nothing to ground to, you can't have much at all. Not to mention I'd be following up with my own laser armed aircraft to cut you platforms into tiny peices.
Posted: 2003-02-27 10:44pm
by Necro99
I take the 1000 most beautyfull women between 13 and 21 in quebec and I TAKE NAURU!!!
ANYONE WHO TRIES TO INVADE WILL BE N00KED!!!!!!!!
Five year plan.
Steal SS-25 TOPOL ICBMs
Clone 20 concubines and change them in Night Elves
Create an imperetrable fortress wall all around nauru!
AHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!