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Posted: 2003-04-30 09:21pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Beowulf wrote:Or at least, I would have been if it weren't for the suit of power armor I was wearing.
Good thing he was wielding a Gnomish Shortsword of Stubbiness then, capable of cutting through ANYTHING.

So uh...*kicks Beowulf's rotting corpse* Why are you still talking? :?

Posted: 2003-04-30 09:22pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Well Anget, I see you have arrived; feel free to do away with these pokers as you please.

As to Ein: No hard feelings, but when you poke a SEGNOR Agent, you're asking for trouble. As for the cloners, I've got a few here myself for the few biological members of my orginazation, but as you may know, it is impossible to get any clonable DNA from an inanimate object...

But, it was good doing buisness with you anyways.
Good. Lesson learned: Don't Fuck with Da Gn0m3s! :D

Posted: 2003-04-30 09:23pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Good. Lesson learned: Don't Fuck with Da Gn0m3s! :D
Ah, our names utterly ruined in l33t speak! :P

Posted: 2003-04-30 09:27pm
by Montcalm
And we moved from poking the noobs to DGG pulverising the older members. :wink:

going away before DGG smash me. :mrgreen:

Posted: 2003-04-30 09:28pm
by Beowulf
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Beowulf wrote:Or at least, I would have been if it weren't for the suit of power armor I was wearing.
Good thing he was wielding a Gnomish Shortsword of Stubbiness then, capable of cutting through ANYTHING.

So uh...*kicks Beowulf's rotting corpse* Why are you still talking? :?
Because I'm not dead yet! That stupid short sword is too dull to even cut butter!

Posted: 2003-04-30 09:29pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Beowulf wrote:Because I'm not dead yet! That stupid short sword is too dull to even cut butter!
You're just jealous 'cause you don't have one! :P

Posted: 2003-04-30 09:36pm
by Beowulf
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Beowulf wrote:Because I'm not dead yet! That stupid short sword is too dull to even cut butter!
You're just jealous 'cause you don't have one! :P
*Takes out +60 vorpal throwing returning ghost-touch scimitar of distance* Why would I need one? *grabs shortsword, run it across a piece of meat, whichdoes nothing, then does the same with the scimitar, which neatly slices the steak.*

Posted: 2003-04-30 09:38pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Beowulf wrote:*Takes out +60 vorpal throwing returning ghost-touch scimitar of distance* Why would I need one? *grabs shortsword, run it across a piece of meat, whichdoes nothing, then does the same with the scimitar, which neatly slices the steak.*
*instants later, the energy from the Shortsword of Stubbiness absorbed by the meat is released, exploding in a titanic ball of thermonuclear energy enough to level this plane of existance, if not for the UR shield DGG had activated, protecting them from total annihilation*

Like I said, its nice to have a weapon that can explode steaks. Sure, it doesn't cut like normal, but it explodes.

Posted: 2003-04-30 09:44pm
by Singular Quartet
What's SEGNOR?

I suppose its off ot the announcements forum to find out why sigs are disabled...

Posted: 2003-04-30 09:44pm
by Agent Fisher
AS the members discuse the pokeing they are each swiftly dragged away from there terminals only to be found a week later face down in the local water way :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: 2003-04-30 09:44pm
by Beowulf
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Beowulf wrote:*Takes out +60 vorpal throwing returning ghost-touch scimitar of distance* Why would I need one? *grabs shortsword, run it across a piece of meat, whichdoes nothing, then does the same with the scimitar, which neatly slices the steak.*
*instants later, the energy from the Shortsword of Stubbiness absorbed by the meat is released, exploding in a titanic ball of thermonuclear energy enough to level this plane of existance, if not for the UR shield DGG had activated, protecting them from total annihilation*

Like I said, its nice to have a weapon that can explode steaks. Sure, it doesn't cut like normal, but it explodes.
*Remains calmly standing* Then what's the point?

Posted: 2003-04-30 09:45pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Singular Quartet wrote:What's SEGNOR?
Secret Gnome Revolution.

SEGNOR

Posted: 2003-04-30 09:46pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Beowulf wrote:*Remains calmly standing* Then what's the point?
To blow stuff up. Duh! :D

Posted: 2003-04-30 09:51pm
by Agent Fisher
oh and with a knife wound in there back

Posted: 2003-04-30 09:54pm
by Montcalm
Anget Fisher wrote:oh and with a knife wound in there back
You really want people kicking your butt. :?

Posted: 2003-04-30 09:56pm
by Agent Fisher
I will be watching, always

and no, they were poking me :wink:

Posted: 2003-04-30 10:00pm
by Montcalm
Anget Fisher wrote:I will be watching, always

and no, they were poking me :wink:
They will stop poking really soon,there will be other noobs to poke. 8)

Posted: 2003-04-30 10:07pm
by aphexmonster
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Image
In A.D. 2101
Poke was beginning.
<<POKE!!>>
N00b: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Poke
Operator: We get signal
N00b: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
N00b: It's You !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: ALL YOUR POKE ARE BELONG TO US
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION

N00b: What you say !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HA HA HA HA ....

N00b: Take off every 'Zig'
N00b: You know what you doing
N00b: Move 'Zig'
N00b: For great justice

Somebody should fotoshope this ...

Posted: 2003-04-30 10:08pm
by Shinova
Anget Fisher wrote:I will be watching, always

and no, they were poking me :wink:
Yo!


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Newbies have not been truly poked until they have been poked by me :mrgreen:



EDIT: here's another for good measure:


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Posted: 2003-04-30 10:13pm
by Agent Fisher
i will have revenge :wink:

two days later shinova disappers reasons unknown :wink:

Posted: 2003-04-30 10:21pm
by Montcalm
Anget Fisher wrote:i will have revenge :wink:

rwo days later shinova disappers reasons unknown :wink:
Wait until one member Hadoken you,after that you will see poking is not so bad. :wink:

Posted: 2003-04-30 10:26pm
by Captain tycho
Speaking of poking...

*Gridfire poke!*
:twisted:

Posted: 2003-04-30 10:28pm
by Darth Yoshi
Hadokens are nothing compared to the Pichu-doken. Pichu are so cute and cuddly, until they turn you into a blackened crisp.

Posted: 2003-04-30 11:15pm
by Dalton
Y'all never miss a bet, do ya.

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