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Posted: **2003-04-30 09:21pm**

Beowulf wrote:Or at least, I would have been if it weren't for the suit of power armor I was wearing.

Good thing he was wielding a Gnomish Shortsword of Stubbiness then, capable of cutting through ANYTHING.

So uh...*kicks Beowulf's rotting corpse* Why are you still talking?

Posted: **2003-04-30 09:22pm**

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Well Anget, I see you have arrived; feel free to do away with these pokers as you please.

As to Ein: No hard feelings, but when you poke a SEGNOR Agent, you're asking for trouble. As for the cloners, I've got a few here myself for the few biological members of my orginazation, but as you may know, it is impossible to get any clonable DNA from an inanimate object...

But, it was good doing buisness with you anyways.

Good. Lesson learned: Don't Fuck with Da Gn0m3s!

Posted: **2003-04-30 09:23pm**

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Good. Lesson learned: Don't Fuck with Da Gn0m3s!

Ah, our names utterly ruined in l33t speak!

Posted: **2003-04-30 09:27pm**

And we moved from poking the noobs to DGG pulverising the older members.

going away before DGG smash me.

Posted: **2003-04-30 09:28pm**

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Beowulf wrote:Or at least, I would have been if it weren't for the suit of power armor I was wearing.
Good thing he was wielding a Gnomish Shortsword of Stubbiness then, capable of cutting through ANYTHING.

So uh...*kicks Beowulf's rotting corpse* Why are you still talking?

Because I'm not dead yet! That stupid short sword is too dull to even cut butter!

Posted: **2003-04-30 09:29pm**

Beowulf wrote:Because I'm not dead yet! That stupid short sword is too dull to even cut butter!

You're just jealous 'cause you don't have one!

Posted: **2003-04-30 09:36pm**

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Beowulf wrote:Because I'm not dead yet! That stupid short sword is too dull to even cut butter!
You're just jealous 'cause you don't have one!

*Takes out +60 vorpal throwing returning ghost-touch scimitar of distance* Why would I need one? *grabs shortsword, run it across a piece of meat, whichdoes nothing, then does the same with the scimitar, which neatly slices the steak.*

Posted: **2003-04-30 09:38pm**

Beowulf wrote:*Takes out +60 vorpal throwing returning ghost-touch scimitar of distance* Why would I need one? *grabs shortsword, run it across a piece of meat, whichdoes nothing, then does the same with the scimitar, which neatly slices the steak.*

*instants later, the energy from the Shortsword of Stubbiness absorbed by the meat is released, exploding in a titanic ball of thermonuclear energy enough to level this plane of existance, if not for the UR shield DGG had activated, protecting them from total annihilation*

Like I said, its nice to have a weapon that can explode steaks. Sure, it doesn't cut like normal, but it explodes.

Posted: **2003-04-30 09:44pm**

What's SEGNOR?

I suppose its off ot the announcements forum to find out why sigs are disabled...

Posted: **2003-04-30 09:44pm**

AS the members discuse the pokeing they are each swiftly dragged away from there terminals only to be found a week later face down in the local water way

Posted: **2003-04-30 09:44pm**

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Beowulf wrote:*Takes out +60 vorpal throwing returning ghost-touch scimitar of distance* Why would I need one? *grabs shortsword, run it across a piece of meat, whichdoes nothing, then does the same with the scimitar, which neatly slices the steak.*
*instants later, the energy from the Shortsword of Stubbiness absorbed by the meat is released, exploding in a titanic ball of thermonuclear energy enough to level this plane of existance, if not for the UR shield DGG had activated, protecting them from total annihilation*

Like I said, its nice to have a weapon that can explode steaks. Sure, it doesn't cut like normal, but it explodes.

*Remains calmly standing* Then what's the point?

Posted: **2003-04-30 09:45pm**

Singular Quartet wrote:What's SEGNOR?

Secret Gnome Revolution.

SEGNOR

Posted: **2003-04-30 09:46pm**

Beowulf wrote:*Remains calmly standing* Then what's the point?

To blow stuff up. Duh!

Posted: **2003-04-30 09:51pm**

oh and with a knife wound in there back

Posted: **2003-04-30 09:54pm**

Anget Fisher wrote:oh and with a knife wound in there back

You really want people kicking your butt.

Posted: **2003-04-30 09:56pm**

I will be watching, always

and no, they were poking me

Posted: **2003-04-30 10:00pm**

Anget Fisher wrote:I will be watching, always

and no, they were poking me

They will stop poking really soon,there will be other noobs to poke.

Posted: **2003-04-30 10:07pm**

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
In A.D. 2101
Poke was beginning.
<<POKE!!>>
N00b: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Poke
Operator: We get signal
N00b: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
N00b: It's You !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: ALL YOUR POKE ARE BELONG TO US
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
N00b: What you say !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HA HA HA HA ....
N00b: Take off every 'Zig'
N00b: You know what you doing
N00b: Move 'Zig'
N00b: For great justice

Somebody should fotoshope this ...

Posted: **2003-04-30 10:08pm**

Anget Fisher wrote:I will be watching, always

and no, they were poking me

Yo!

Newbies have not been truly poked until they have been poked by me

EDIT: here's another for good measure:

Posted: **2003-04-30 10:13pm**

i will have revenge

two days later shinova disappers reasons unknown

Posted: **2003-04-30 10:21pm**

Anget Fisher wrote:i will have revenge

rwo days later shinova disappers reasons unknown

Wait until one member Hadoken you,after that you will see poking is not so bad.

Posted: **2003-04-30 10:26pm**

Speaking of poking...

*Gridfire poke!*

Posted: **2003-04-30 10:28pm**

Hadokens are nothing compared to the Pichu-doken. Pichu are so cute and cuddly, until they turn you into a blackened crisp.

Posted: **2003-04-30 11:15pm**

Y'all never miss a bet, do ya.