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Posted: 2003-07-21 07:00am
by Sobbastchianno
Back to the question at hand (pun intended). I started masturbating at seven years old, because it felt good, and didn't shoot a load until I was nine years old. I used to (and sometimes still do) use it as a sleep aid. It is easier to fall to sleep after shooting a load.

Posted: 2003-07-21 07:02am
by Superman
That's an interesting phenomenon: Masturbatory guilt. Are you from a fundie household?

Posted: 2003-07-21 07:08am
by Gandalf
Superman wrote:That's an interesting phenomenon: Masturbatory guilt. Are you from a fundie household?
No, my family is rather inactive on religion, in hindsight I don't know why I felt bad. My first time was in fact an accident.

Posted: 2003-07-21 07:31am
by Superman
Hmmm, I wonder what purpose masturbatory guilt serves(d). You know? Why did mother nature decide to make some men feel guilty about it?

Posted: 2003-07-21 07:34am
by Gandalf
Superman wrote:Hmmm, I wonder what purpose masturbatory guilt serves(d). You know? Why did mother nature decide to make some men feel guilty about it?
Something akin to a conscience possibly, thats some 400 million potential humans that will never be.

Every sperm is sacred...

Posted: 2003-07-21 07:38am
by Superman
That's interesting but no amount of guilt is going to override the drive for getting off. That's the odd thing about it. Imagine a bunch of primates running around the forest. Why would they feel guilty after masturbating? It must be some kind of side effect of conscience since it doesn't stop any rational guy from doing it.

Religion can sure capitalize on it, though...

Posted: 2003-07-21 09:12am
by Lord of the Farce
On topic, since I was 12 or 13 (can't remember exactly).

Posted: 2003-07-21 03:42pm
by XaLEv
I doubt the guilt is inherent. One doesn't need to explicitly be told "This is bad!" to pick up subtle clues from society. I wasn't, and I would feel guilty if I masturbated long enough. I've gotten over that, thankfully.

Posted: 2003-07-21 03:57pm
by Illuminatus Primus
Gandalf wrote:I discovered it when I was 15. I felt so guilty.
I was 12. Fucking Catholicism made me feel guilty and dirty and made me keep trying to quit!

Posted: 2003-07-21 04:00pm
by Jadeite
Since 8th grade

Posted: 2003-07-21 04:15pm
by RedImperator
Since about 8th grade. Strangely, I don't remember having a guilty conscience about it. I guess my thinking was, "Hey, I'm not having sex before marriage." Then I went and had sex and I didn't feel guilty about that, either.

Posted: 2003-07-21 04:56pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Ummmm.... 12?

I dunno...

Posted: 2003-07-21 05:23pm
by aphexmonster
well we know americans eat 18 acres of pizza a day, i wonder how much sperm we waste daily

Posted: 2003-07-21 06:10pm
by Vertigo1
Since I was 13. (I wish I had started earlier so I could enjoy the bliss of the never-ending orgasm. :D)

Posted: 2003-07-21 06:14pm
by Joe
When I was 14 years old. December 30, 1997. I had apparently been ready for quite some time, so it took like half a roll of toilet paper for clean-up.

Posted: 2003-07-21 06:17pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Durran Korr wrote:When I was 14 years old. December 30, 1997. I had apparently been ready for quite some time, so it took like half a roll of toilet paper for clean-up.
Holy shit!!!

Can you fill an 8oz cup with it now?

Posted: 2003-07-21 06:17pm
by Straha
4 maybe ear;ier, I do know I had been doing it along time when I was five though.

Posted: 2003-07-21 06:21pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Straha wrote:4 maybe earlier, I do know I had been doing it along time when I was five though.
LOL kewl.

BTW I fixed your misstruck key (the ; instead of l error) in the quote. :D

Posted: 2003-07-21 06:31pm
by Vertigo1
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:When I was 14 years old. December 30, 1997. I had apparently been ready for quite some time, so it took like half a roll of toilet paper for clean-up.
Holy shit!!!

Can you fill an 8oz cup with it now?
Acutally, thats not that impressive when you consider that toilet paper is pretty damn thin, and doesn't absorb moisture as well as other paper towels.

Posted: 2003-07-21 06:34pm
by Joe
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:When I was 14 years old. December 30, 1997. I had apparently been ready for quite some time, so it took like half a roll of toilet paper for clean-up.
Holy shit!!!

Can you fill an 8oz cup with it now?
Nope, I clean the pipes on a regular enough basis to where I'm never overstocked.

Posted: 2003-07-21 06:39pm
by Rye
When i was 14 just before i was 15.

When people were doing it at like 5...it worked? I thought it only worked in puberty-type time.

Posted: 2003-07-21 06:41pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Durran Korr wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:When I was 14 years old. December 30, 1997. I had apparently been ready for quite some time, so it took like half a roll of toilet paper for clean-up.
Holy shit!!!

Can you fill an 8oz cup with it now?
Nope, I clean the pipes on a regular enough basis to where I'm never overstocked.
Oh ok.

Same here!

Posted: 2003-07-21 07:25pm
by Straha
Rye wrote:When i was 14 just before i was 15.

When people were doing it at like 5...it worked? I thought it only worked in puberty-type time.
It felt good, not great, and had a prolonged effect.

Posted: 2003-07-21 09:13pm
by Frank Hipper
Started with it when I was twelve, didn't get into it until I was thirteen and came the first time.
I too, felt religious inspired guilt. Grew out of it. Boy, did I ever grow out of it! :D

Posted: 2003-07-21 10:24pm
by Sobbastchianno
As stated earlier, started when I was 7 and came for the first time when I was 9 (I was always a precocious child).

As for the guilt, I never felt any. Nothing felt more natural in fact, even though I was taught it was wrong, and my father threatened to cut it (my cock) off when my mother caught me when I was 14. I had read enough by then to realize dear ole Dad was archaic in his thinking and that masturbation is perfectly normal.