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Yes, thank God it wasn't a Steinway.

Yes, thank God it wasn't a Steinway

Yes those things are HEAVY Sobs!

Not nice light Acme's(Well in comparsion)

As he struggles from underneath the piano, Sea Skimmer is enveloped in flames issuing forth from a Pz-III "Flamingo" flame throwing tank. He is almost instantly burnt to ashes, but lives long enough to realize the very height of agony. Pablo orders the driver to maneuver his tank over the pile of carbon repeatedly, then opens the cupola and laughs:

"Skimmer, those Nazis were mean bastards. But my buddies and I managed to score their tank... I guess they were right when they said that Latinos are theives!"

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:

What ever you say..

Out of the clear blue, a piano falls out of the sky and lands on Sea Skimmer, instantly killing him.

Lucky Sea Skimmer was deep within his bunker, with several miles of rock and cement between him and the blue sky. The piano shatters on the mountaintop, striking one of the countless inflatable Skimmer decoys located around the world.

Pablo Sanchez wrote:As he struggles from underneath the piano, Sea Skimmer is enveloped in flames issuing forth from a Pz-III "Flamingo" flame throwing tank. He is almost instantly burnt to ashes, but lives long enough to realize the very height of agony. Pablo orders the driver to maneuver his tank over the pile of carbon repeatedly, then opens the cupola and laughs:

"Skimmer, those Nazis were mean bastards. But my buddies and I managed to score their tank... I guess they were right when they said that Latinos are theives!"

Skimmer watched on a monitor as the decoy burns. "Fools" he mutters. "Even if I was out there, my shield would have provided amble defense, and its not like I'm mortal anyway." He then scanned the control panel, finally settling on the "Kill those Fuckers fast" button.

37 seconds later the first 203mm Copperhead Pro HESH round exploded against the side of the Pz-III, blasting clear through the turret and 10 feet into the ground below. Pablo was incredibly thrown from the tank, and into a special prison for murders who killed by sodomy.

MKSheppard wrote:

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:

What ever you say..

Out of the clear blue, a piano falls out of the sky and lands on Sea Skimmer, instantly him.

And on the side is ACME

ACME makes a lot of stuff. I believe they have their own supermarket chain...

Sea Skimmer wrote:37 seconds later the first 203mm Copperhead Pro HESH round exploded against the side of the Pz-III, blasting clear through the turret and 10 feet into the ground below. Pablo was incredibly thrown from the tank, and into a special prison for murders who killed by sodomy.

Pablo immediately escapes (There's never been a prison built that can hold Pablo Sanchez!) and rushes into Sea Skimmer's bunker. He quickly finds that Sea Skimmer's decoys have beaten him to death for using the lameass clone copout; violating TGOD tradition. As the decoys begin to devour the corpse, Pablo pours molten lead into all the exits. The liquid metal slowly cools, forming five meter-thick walls.