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Montcalm wrote:

Darth Fanboy wrote:

Montcalm wrote:
And here`s why ladies and gentlemen AdmiralKanos is single.

Say wha now?

I don`t know but with a comment like that surely you`ll end up alone.

you do realize that mr Kanos is a married man?

Darth Fanboy wrote:you do realize that mr Kanos is a married man?

I guess its true act like a jerk get the chick...be nice you get shit.

Montcalm wrote:

Darth Fanboy wrote:you do realize that mr Kanos is a married man?

I guess its true act like a jerk get the chick...be nice you get shit.

what a rude way to speak of the founder of this establishment.

Mont, please don't tell me you didn't know that Admiral Kanos is Mike...

Defiant: No STDs in Canada? What, you think there's some kind of magic barrier on the boarder that prevents them from getting in?

Montcalm wrote:

Darth Fanboy wrote:you do realize that mr Kanos is a married man?

I guess its true act like a jerk get the chick...be nice you get shit.

As the eternally single nice guys, we at least get the moral high ground. Then again, one can't do much with morals.

AdmiralKanos wrote:And then there's the old saying that all woman are prostitutes, and the smart ones are ambitious enough to go for half your worldly assets instead of settling for a mere hundred bucks

No no Mike, you have it all wrong. When it comes to selling onesself for sexual services rendered there are two definitions, Hooker and Politician. Of the two, Hookers only screw you once and take your money once. Politicains on the other hand screw you forever and can take over a third of your lifetimes income.

Montcalm wrote:

Darth Fanboy wrote:you do realize that mr Kanos is a married man?

I guess its true act like a jerk get the chick...be nice you get shit.

Montcalm, you're an idiot. Are you telling me that even with a smiley at the end of the joke, you still can't figure out that it was said in jest? Or that you've joined the small and laughable fraternity of people who couldn't figure out that AdmiralKanos is my admin persona?

Here's a hint as to why I'm not single; a lot of women like smart guys, and I'm obviously smarter than you.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Mont, please don't tell me you didn't know that Admiral Kanos is Mike...

Defiant: No STDs in Canada? What, you think there's some kind of magic barrier on the boarder that prevents them from getting in?

Its not so much of a barrier as it is a Mountie on a Zamboni with a bazooka full of penicillin.

Darth Wong wrote:Here's a hint as to why I'm not single; a lot of women like smart guys, and I'm obviously smarter than you.

Just fucking ouch.

Chardok wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:Here's a hint as to why I'm not single; a lot of women like smart guys, and I'm obviously smarter than you.

Just fucking ouch.

I don't know, I thought that was tremendously amusing.

This sort of blatent statement... too matter-of-fact for me to register as a true insult, with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer... makes me laugh.

On a more serious note, to revisit the "they take half your worldly assets" wisecrack, here's how you can tell that you're truly in love with a woman: you can tell when you don't care if she takes half your money; you want to be with her anyway.

Back on topic...

So? My friends consider it a bad week if they don't get spot at least one whore. I've been propositioned and kurb crawled dozens of times.

Stuart Mackey wrote:

AdmiralKanos wrote:And then there's the old saying that all woman are prostitutes, and the smart ones are ambitious enough to go for half your worldly assets instead of settling for a mere hundred bucks

No no Mike, you have it all wrong. When it comes to selling onesself for sexual services rendered there are two definitions, Hooker and Politician. Of the two, Hookers only screw you once and take your money once. Politicains on the other hand screw you forever and can take over a third of your lifetimes income.

This reminds me of the time Michael Moore sent a pimp to Washington.

My wife once recognized a hooker on the street as someone she had gone to school with.

That must have made an interseting story for there mututal friends.

"I saw X today, guess what..."

That's okay, I've spotted girls I knew in high school, ironically enough the dumb ones that chased ass-holes and were part of the cool crowd,working in jobs in the sex industry....

i.e Strippers, Hookers, waitresses in strip clubs, etc.

I think the funniest time was when one that had became a hooker offered me a role for $50, I took off my sunglasses, she realised who it was and I said "That's odd, in high school you said you wouldn't date me for $1000. I guess your standards have changed." and walked off.

Back to the initial post however....

I'm not surprised you were stopped. Downtown Toronto, or any large city, after a concert (or before, or during, or within a few hours thereof) and the areas near the concert, are usually crawling with hookers. (or as my friends and I call them 'Hard Working Currency Girls')

They used to have a bit of a problem with them in the areas next to downtown Oshawa, until the neighbourhood watches in the areas all agreed to start reporting hookers to the cops, and writing down liscence plate numbers and reporting them.

For some reason, I think the problem has dried up

InnerBrat wrote:Back on topic...

So? My friends consider it a bad week if they don't get spot at least one whore. I've been propositioned and kurb crawled dozens of times.

Either its wishul thinking on their part, or something about your wardrobe is most exciting. Tell me, do you ever go walking around late at night in buttless chaps with a riding crop, a big leather hat and a set of tassles?

No? Then it must be wishful thinking.

What the hell kind of prostitutes are in your neck of the woods, Fanboy?

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:What the hell kind of prostitutes are in your neck of the woods, Fanboy?

Ever heard of West Hollywood?

Hehe.. I'm sorry, but I think it's kinda funny. Then again, I've also been solicited by a hooker. While all gothed out, no less. o.O

~ver

I dont remember ever being solicited by a protitute. Ive driven through the areas where they hang out to look, but just out of curiosity. The dangerous part is if you stay too long. They have bullshit laws in SF and Oakland that they cops can keep your car even if you are not convited of anything. Fuck that.

Darth Wong wrote:here's how you can tell that you're truly in love with a woman: you can tell when you don't care if she takes half your money; you want to be with her anyway.

In the way I've been brought up to regard marriage, it's her money anyway (as in both of yours)

I only get propositioned by religious zealots and nutjobs. Try getting harassed by an overweight guy wearing a superman suit offering to sell you a genuine autograph.

Connor MacLeod wrote:I only get propositioned by religious zealots and nutjobs. Try getting harassed by an overweight guy wearing a superman suit offering to sell you a genuine autograph.

Eh, religious zealots of every brand have approached me. And the nutjobs, too. Nutcases, on the other hand, are another story. [points at his prospect]

~ver

Connor MacLeod wrote:I only get propositioned by religious zealots and nutjobs. Try getting harassed by an overweight guy wearing a superman suit offering to sell you a genuine autograph.

I wish I could get harrassed by religious nutters and superman zelots selling autographs. I feel disadvantaged.

I wish I could get harrassed by religious nutters and superman zelots selling autographs. I feel disadvantaged.

One time, I was walking down a street in Newcastle with about ten or so friends, an old woman called us over, we assumed it was to say hi or to help with something, as she had a lawnmower out.
Once there, she asks, what we were doing, why did we think we were having fun, why her life with God was more fulfilling than ours.
I questioned her, remembering parts of this site, I mentioned the thing about the entrance to King Solomon's mines and Pi bit. She told me to shut up, and that science answered nothing. She then told us to pull our fingers out of our asses and love God, I'ev now studied more of the site, in preparation for meeting her again, we also got about 10 minutes of it on videotape.

Bless you Wong for your Creationism site.