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*Orbits Seventh Carrier Saga Partial beam system, rendering all missiles, rockets and turbine powered craft useless*

Hahaha, China shall conquer the Earth! STRYKER SWARM FORWARD! Bring The Great Leader Russia.

Sea Skimmer wrote:*Orbits Seventh Carrier Saga Partial beam system, rendering all missiles, rockets and turbine powered craft useless*

Hahaha, China shall conquer the Earth! STRYKER SWARM FORWARD! Bring The Great Leader Russia.

*Watches the thing orbiting earth from the bridge of his VSD.* Let China rule it's Earth...I own space, and I shall forever.

Captain_Cyran wrote:[quote="Sea Skimmer"

A single man raises a rifle atop Mount Everest. "This is McLanahan, I've got the planetoids in sight. Ready to fire. Character shielding to 100%."
"Rodger McLanahan, you are ordered not to fire, giving you a 1E40 percent boost in character shielding."
"Right"

*McLanahan fires one shot, vaporizing the entire forces.*

*Laughs at the pathetic power of the character shield, little does the man realize that such powers as Conan reside on those ships, and they are untouched.*[/quote]

The achievements of Conan are no match for those of McLanahan, neutralizer of physics and destroyer of logic.

Sea Skimmer wrote:

Captain_Cyran wrote:[quote="Sea Skimmer"

A single man raises a rifle atop Mount Everest. "This is McLanahan, I've got the planetoids in sight. Ready to fire. Character shielding to 100%."
"Rodger McLanahan, you are ordered not to fire, giving you a 1E40 percent boost in character shielding."
"Right"

*McLanahan fires one shot, vaporizing the entire forces.*

*Laughs at the pathetic power of the character shield, little does the man realize that such powers as Conan reside on those ships, and they are untouched.*

The achievements of Conan are no match for those of McLanahan, neutralizer of physics and destroyer of logic.[/quote]

Are you suggesting that Conan isn't?

Uey Tlatoani Hipper giggles a wet stain in his crotch as reports of illness and death around the globe filter in to his glorious capitol.
The leaders of the world have yet to realise the foolishness of ignoring a secretive and underestimated Mexican Five Year Plan. You were warned early in the game, and now, only at the end, do you understand.
Rebels in Great Britain fall as their organs liquefy with an unerring focus on the guilty.
California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas are restored to their rightful masters.
Surrender or die are the last words heard by a foolish military that cannot resist THIS onslought.

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Are you suggesting that Conan isn't?

Has he fired a main tank gun from his shoulder?

Frank Hipper wrote:Uey Tlatoani Hipper giggles a wet stain in his crotch as reports of illness and death around the globe filter in to his glorious capitol.
The leaders of the world have yet to realise the foolishness of ignoring a secretive and underestimated Mexican Five Year Plan. You were warned early in the game, and now, only at the end, do you understand.
Rebels in Great Britain fall as their organs liquefy with an unerring focus on the guilty.
California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas are restored to their rightful masters.
Surrender or die are the last words heard by a foolish military that cannot resist THIS onslought.

I take it you are on my side correct?

Alyrium Denryle wrote: I take it you are on my side correct?

In the middle of all this insanity, the infected people staggering out of
berlin were cut down by 30mm autocannon rounds from the Sheppardjugend
MICVs, under orders not to let anyone out of the doomed city......

MKSheppard wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote: I take it you are on my side correct?

In the middle of all this insanity, the infected people staggering out of
berlin were cut down by 30mm autocannon rounds from the Sheppardjugend
MICVs, under orders not to let anyone out of the doomed city......

Having driven from the Chinese Hegemony on record time, 65,000 Stryker's of all types arrived at Berlin, ready to assist the blockading or reduction of the city.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:

Frank Hipper wrote:Uey Tlatoani Hipper giggles a wet stain in his crotch as reports of illness and death around the globe filter in to his glorious capitol.
The leaders of the world have yet to realise the foolishness of ignoring a secretive and underestimated Mexican Five Year Plan. You were warned early in the game, and now, only at the end, do you understand.
Rebels in Great Britain fall as their organs liquefy with an unerring focus on the guilty.
California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas are restored to their rightful masters.
Surrender or die are the last words heard by a foolish military that cannot resist THIS onslought.

I take it you are on my side correct?

For the Deutches Kaiser, We hand you a freshly pacified Europe, in friendship.
Two titans astride the globe, there is no one to stop us now!

MKSheppard wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote: I take it you are on my side correct?

In the middle of all this insanity, the infected people staggering out of
berlin were cut down by 30mm autocannon rounds from the Sheppardjugend
MICVs, under orders not to let anyone out of the doomed city......

The disease is gene specific. It targets your tropps only. Thank you Uey Tlatoani Hipper ! Thank you for helping the German people.

Alright, this is fucking retarded.
*gridfires the system*

Frank Hipper wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:

Frank Hipper wrote:Uey Tlatoani Hipper giggles a wet stain in his crotch as reports of illness and death around the globe filter in to his glorious capitol.
The leaders of the world have yet to realise the foolishness of ignoring a secretive and underestimated Mexican Five Year Plan. You were warned early in the game, and now, only at the end, do you understand.
Rebels in Great Britain fall as their organs liquefy with an unerring focus on the guilty.
California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas are restored to their rightful masters.
Surrender or die are the last words heard by a foolish military that cannot resist THIS onslought.

I take it you are on my side correct?

For the Deutches Kaiser, We hand you a freshly pacified Europe, in friendship.
Two titans astride the globe, there is no one to stop us now!

I owe you my nations prosperity my friend.

Necro99 wrote:Alright, this is fucking retarded.
*gridfires the system*

The Gridfire was however redirected back at Necro99 by the young John Conner with a shinny quarter.

Sea Skimmer wrote:

MKSheppard wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote: I take it you are on my side correct?

In the middle of all this insanity, the infected people staggering out of
berlin were cut down by 30mm autocannon rounds from the Sheppardjugend
MICVs, under orders not to let anyone out of the doomed city......

Having driven from the Chinese Hegemony on record time, 65,000 Stryker's of all types arrived at Berlin, ready to assist the blockading or reduction of the city.

The hoped for Strykers never make it past the Volga, pestilence stopping this force with a merciless, and selective surety.

Flying from bases in Britain, the RAF launches raids against Berlin.

Flying Lancaster II's, the RAF unimpeeded drops thousands of tons of fire bombs on Berlin.

*casts pestilence on both Sheps and Sea Skimmers forces to similar effects*

Frank Hipper wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote:

MKSheppard wrote: In the middle of all this insanity, the infected people staggering out of
berlin were cut down by 30mm autocannon rounds from the Sheppardjugend
MICVs, under orders not to let anyone out of the doomed city......

Having driven from the Chinese Hegemony on record time, 65,000 Stryker's of all types arrived at Berlin, ready to assist the blockading or reduction of the city.

The hoped for Strykers never make it past the Volga, pestilence stopping this force with a merciless, and selective surety.

While a few careless men where infected, the main body of the swarm was already in MOPP IV and quite safe from any biochemical attack.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:The disease is gene specific. It targets your tropps only. Thank you Uey Tlatoani Hipper ! Thank you for helping the German people.

You fucking stupid cunt! My troops ARE german, so you're killing your own
fucking people!

Alyrium, stop it with magic, especially pestilence.

Dont ya know NBC suits protect troops against all magic?

Alyrium Denryle wrote:

MKSheppard wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote: I take it you are on my side correct?

In the middle of all this insanity, the infected people staggering out of
berlin were cut down by 30mm autocannon rounds from the Sheppardjugend
MICVs, under orders not to let anyone out of the doomed city......

The disease is gene specific. It targets your tropps only. Thank you Uey Tlatoani Hipper ! Thank you for helping the German people.

Gene specific, did We say that? We love Our propaganda corps!
No, this goes far beyond genetics, if any of you care to look up the "How would you eliminate Fundies" thread, you might realise how untenable your situations truly are. SURRENDER OR DIE. Two options ONLY!!

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*casts pestilence on both Sheps and Sea Skimmers forces to similar effects*

Ancient spells and Magical bullshit is not match for a good covering of MEXAS armor.

Frank Hipper wrote:Gene specific, did We say that? I love my propaganda corps!
No, this goes far beyond genetics, if any of you care to look up the "How would you eliminate Fundies" thread, you might realise how untenable your situations truly are. SURRENDER OR DIE. Two options ONLY!!

Maybe you two should learn how to TGOD properly.

I reiterate.

READ THE ASVS CIVIL WAR!

Yes but he apparently tailors the illness so that it targets specific people, or perhps even chemicals in the brain. I didnt engineer the disease. All I know is that it doesnt have any efect on my loyal populace

Frank Hipper wrote: No, this goes far beyond genetics, if any of you care to look up the "How would you eliminate Fundies" thread, you might realise how untenable your situations truly are. SURRENDER OR DIE. Two options ONLY!!

As the virus rages through Berlin...the order is given:

"Launch the DickStar."

"But sir! That'll contaminate the land for thousands of years with a concentrated well of stupidity!"

"I don't care. Launch the fucking thing!"

"Sir!"

*Blam*

*sound of body hitting ground*

*sound of launch key being turned*

[15 minutes later]

Berlin was wiped out in a blinding flash as millions of microjaques
poured out from the DickStar warhead, vaporizing all within 25
kilometres by the sheer stupidity pouring fourth, and permanently
reducing the IQs of everyone within 50 kilometers still alive by 100~ points.