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May i ask how this change the fact that the system exploded?Sea Skimmer wrote:The Gridfire was however redirected back at Necro99 by the young John Conner with a shinny quarter.Necro99 wrote:Alright, this is fucking retarded.
*gridfires the system*
"Captain Cyran, where under...."Captain_Cyran wrote:*Watches the thing orbiting earth from the bridge of his VSD.* Let China rule it's Earth...I own space, and I shall forever.Sea Skimmer wrote:*Orbits Seventh Carrier Saga Partial beam system, rendering all missiles, rockets and turbine powered craft useless*
Hahaha, China shall conquer the Earth! STRYKER SWARM FORWARD! Bring The Great Leader Russia.
A)Behavior specific disease.Ted wrote:Maybe you two should learn how to TGOD properly.Frank Hipper wrote:Gene specific, did We say that? I love my propaganda corps!
No, this goes far beyond genetics, if any of you care to look up the "How would you eliminate Fundies" thread, you might realise how untenable your situations truly are. SURRENDER OR DIE. Two options ONLY!!
I reiterate.
READ THE ASVS CIVIL WAR!
Doesn't matter. I just DickStarred the entire city of berlinFrank Hipper wrote:A)Behavior specific disease.
The only thing that went boom was you are your poor TGOD skills.Necro99 wrote:May i ask how this change the fact that the system exploded?Sea Skimmer wrote:The Gridfire was however redirected back at Necro99 by the young John Conner with a shinny quarter.Necro99 wrote:Alright, this is fucking retarded.
*gridfires the system*
Mexico City is affected how?MKSheppard wrote:Doesn't matter. I just DickStarred the entire city of berlinFrank Hipper wrote:A)Behavior specific disease.
No body ever mentioned Mexico City.Frank Hipper wrote:Mexico City is affected how?
You know, I have plans for distributing Uneeda brand addictive laxatives postwar, perhaps I can offer some to the invalided Sheppardjugend survivors.
*The hockey stick of justice, wielded by Steve Yzerman himself, lances out into the gridfires target area, and in a shining burst of light blasts back to the attacker, vaporising Necro in the most horrible way imaginable*Necro99 wrote:May i ask how this change the fact that the system exploded?
I claimed Mexico on page one of this thread.Ted wrote:No body ever mentioned Mexico City.Frank Hipper wrote:Mexico City is affected how?
You know, I have plans for distributing Uneeda brand addictive laxatives postwar, perhaps I can offer some to the invalided Sheppardjugend survivors.
And notice how this TGOD is pitting straights vs. gays? Almost like Good vs. Evil
Eh em, replace the word "Canadian" with "Gnomesian" please. It's my turf now, y'understand all!Frank Hipper wrote:I claimed Mexico on page one of this thread.
Commie-Nazis and Rabid Canadian Nationalists vs Monarchist Queers is more like an Evil free for all. We all win.
My mistake, your Lawn Ornamentness.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Eh em, replace the word "Canadian" with "Gnomesian" please. It's my turf now, y'understand all!Frank Hipper wrote:I claimed Mexico on page one of this thread.
Commie-Nazis and Rabid Canadian Nationalists vs Monarchist Queers is more like an Evil free for all. We all win.
MKSheppard wrote:As the virus rages through Berlin...the order is given:Frank Hipper wrote: No, this goes far beyond genetics, if any of you care to look up the "How would you eliminate Fundies" thread, you might realise how untenable your situations truly are. SURRENDER OR DIE. Two options ONLY!!
"Launch the DickStar."
"But sir! That'll contaminate the land for thousands of years with a concentrated well of stupidity!"
"I don't care. Launch the fucking thing!"
"Sir!"
*Blam*
*sound of body hitting ground*
*sound of launch key being turned*
[15 minutes later]
Berlin was wiped out in a blinding flash as millions of microjaques
poured out from the DickStar warhead, vaporizing all within 25
kilometres by the sheer stupidity pouring fourth, and permanently
reducing the IQs of everyone within 50 kilometers still alive by 100~ points.
Yes I know I suck at it. But the only way to learn is through experienceGrand Admiral Ancaris wrote:After reading this ..... drug induced craziness, I do have to say that Alyrium, you really do suck at TGODing. You emit a Transcend-ish aura, which is a VERY bad thing.
I have thought of it more along the lines of....Rabid Canadian nationalists and Nazi-Fascists vs. A Monarchist queer and a Wannabe German nationalist queer(wannabe because I was born in germany, but am of german decent) with heavy left-wing leanings....still evil vs evilFrank Hipper wrote:I claimed Mexico on page one of this thread.Ted wrote:No body ever mentioned Mexico City.Frank Hipper wrote:Mexico City is affected how?
You know, I have plans for distributing Uneeda brand addictive laxatives postwar, perhaps I can offer some to the invalided Sheppardjugend survivors.
And notice how this TGOD is pitting straights vs. gays? Almost like Good vs. Evil
Commie-Nazis and Rabid Canadian Nationalists vs Monarchist Queers is more like an Evil free for all. We all win.
Invoking stupid magic spells will not improve your abilities.Alyrium Denryle wrote:Yes I know I suck at it. But the only way to learn is through experienceGrand Admiral Ancaris wrote:After reading this ..... drug induced craziness, I do have to say that Alyrium, you really do suck at TGODing. You emit a Transcend-ish aura, which is a VERY bad thing.
Ahhhh, you forget that the Sheppardjugend have many many types ofAlyrium Denryle wrote:Defense grid operators placed in dickstar alert, and have been charged with destroying eny missile entering our airspace. Ground defenses stepped up, Luftwaffe placed on priority 1 alert.
*Sees the PLA Navy Executors before they can fire. Rushing to an escape pod Cyran leaves his ship just before it is destroyed. 5 Planetoids are almost immediately on the site and the PLA Executors are vaporized in moments as the escape pod is picked up by the Planetoid Hadoken, formerly known as Dahak.*Sea Skimmer wrote:"Captain Cyran, where under...."Captain_Cyran wrote:*Watches the thing orbiting earth from the bridge of his VSD.* Let China rule it's Earth...I own space, and I shall forever.Sea Skimmer wrote:*Orbits Seventh Carrier Saga Partial beam system, rendering all missiles, rockets and turbine powered craft useless*
Hahaha, China shall conquer the Earth! STRYKER SWARM FORWARD! Bring The Great Leader Russia.
The puny VSD lasted a half second under the barrage from three dozen PLA Spance Navy Executors.
My Hawking shields will neutralize any dickstar weapons you may throw at us.MKSheppard wrote:Ahhhh, you forget that the Sheppardjugend have many many types ofAlyrium Denryle wrote:Defense grid operators placed in dickstar alert, and have been charged with destroying eny missile entering our airspace. Ground defenses stepped up, Luftwaffe placed on priority 1 alert.
DickStar chemical/biological weapons, ranging from simple tank main
gun ammunition (densest material known to man), to artillery shells
loaded with vat-grown dickstar brain cells, to total contamination units
that spray Dickstar cells everywhere...
You forget the power of the WALL OF IGNORANCEAlyrium Denryle wrote: My Hawking shields will neutralize any dickstar weapons you may throw at us.
You forget the power of the WALL OF IGNORANCEAlyrium Denryle wrote: My Hawking shields will neutralize any dickstar weapons you may throw at us.