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Frank Hipper wrote:[Ronald Reagan] Mr. Sheppard, TEAR. DOWN. THAT. WALL.[/Ronald Reagan]

[Bill Clinton]"It depends on the meaning of 'tear down', Mr Hipper." [/Bill Clinton]

MKSheppard wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote: My Hawking shields will neutralize any dickstar weapons you may throw at us.

You forget the power of the WALL OF IGNORANCE

Your Nazi-wall of ignorance may be able to stand up to my logic bombs for a while....but only for a while*your wall of ignorance begins to spider-crack under the bombardment*.

Alyrium Denryle wrote: Your Nazi-wall of ignorance may be able to stand up to my logic bombs for a while....but only for a while*you wal of ignorance begins to spider-crack under the bombardment*.

*launches full out artillery bombardment of Denryle's positions with over
200 203mm artillery pieces firing Enhanced DickStar warheads*

MKSheppard wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote: Your Nazi-wall of ignorance may be able to stand up to my logic bombs for a while....but only for a while*you wal of ignorance begins to spider-crack under the bombardment*.

*launches full out artillery bombardment of Denryle's positions with over
200 203mm artillery pieces firing Enhanced DickStar warheads*

*Hawking shields suck in warheads, and every dickstar cell you throw at me in to tiny little event horisons that somehow do not effect my buildings, people, or weaponry*

*Luftwaffe, all sporting hawking shields, and logic bombs begins bombing Sheps position*

Alyrium Denryle wrote: *Hawking shields suck in warheads, and every dickstar cell you throw at me in to tiny little event horisons that somehow do not effect my buildings, people, or weaponry*

"Fine Fine, we'll attack from a different position!"

Moments later, the Hawking field comes under attack
from a different bearing, and since the Hawking Field
is based on a wheelchair bound quadriplegic, immense
damage is done by the shells before the sheild slowly
rotates to shield from the incoming dickstar shells.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*Luftwaffe, all sporting hawking shields, and logic bombs begins bombing Sheps position*

*Luftwaffe finds itself shot down in flaming wreckage*

"Ahh, Marshal Vympel, it was awfully nice of you to sell me the
most concentrated air defense system in the world, with thousands
of mobile SAMs and SP Flak guns."

*Increases the number of generators to protect from all possible vectors*

*Begins attck on sheps new position with Wongite Missiles. Terrible doom is brought down apon his forces as pure logic explodes around them, and shatters their neo-nazi mindset, causing their tiny brains to explode*

MKSheppard wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*Luftwaffe, all sporting hawking shields, and logic bombs begins bombing Sheps position*

*Luftwaffe finds itself shot down in flaming wreckage*

"Ahh, Marshal Vympel, it was awfully nice of you to sell me the
most concentrated air defense system in the world, with thousands
of mobile SAMs and SP Flak guns."

Good thing I didnt use the entire Luftwaffe. *brings luftwaffe in to defend the cities*

"sir, orbital defense guns are completed"

"Good, commence attack on sheps posistion NOW, and make sure the Hawking Shields are up on board"

"Yes sir, beginning attack. Sheps forces are suffering heavy casualties. hawking shields are up and running*

Alyrium Denryle wrote: *Begins attck on sheps new position with Wongite Missiles. Terrible doom is brought down apon his forces as pure logic explodes around them, and shatters their neo-nazi mindset, causing their tiny brains to explode*

Fortunately, this was a mere recon force, not the main body of
the Sheppardjugend.

From a heavily modified B-52, Several cruise missiles dropped forth, and
began a nap-of-the earth flight, and armed their DickStar Warheads:

Target: Dresden

MKSheppard wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote: *Begins attck on sheps new position with Wongite Missiles. Terrible doom is brought down apon his forces as pure logic explodes around them, and shatters their neo-nazi mindset, causing their tiny brains to explode*

Fortunately, this was a mere recon force, not the main body of
the Sheppardjugend.

From a heavily modified B-52, Several cruise missiles dropped forth, and
began a nap-of-the earth flight, and armed their DickStar Warheads:

Target: Dresden

*Defense grid begins firing on missiles. Hawking shields are up at full efficiency, making your Dickstar warheads ineffective. Orbital defense emplacements begin pinpoint targeting on the main body of your forces, and your Bomber squadrons*

*threatens n more Sweedish porn movies for ANYONE save Darth Wongs Canada if they dont stop fighting*

Our detection systems are advanced enough that nape of the earch flights are pointless.

Typhonis 1 wrote:*threatens n more Sweedish porn movies for ANYONE save Darth Wongs Canada if they dont stop fighting*

And hand Deutschland over to Nazi scum? Fuck no

Alyrium Denryle wrote: Hawking shields are up at full efficiency, making your Dicktar warhead ineffective.*

Fortunately, the cruise missiles were equipped with DickStar warheads,
not Dicktar warheads, and even though 8 out of 10 were shot down
on their way to Dresden, the remaining two dove into the ground
and detonated their DickStar warheads, sending millions of tons of
contaminated soil into the sky, and blotting out the city of Dresden in
a blinding flash of ignorance and stupidity,

MKSheppard wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote: Hawking shields are up at full efficiency, making your Dicktar warhead ineffective.*

Fortunately, the cruise missiles were equipped with DickStar warheads,
not Dicktar warheads, and even though 8 out of 10 were shot down
on their way to Dresden, the remaining two dove into the ground
and detonated their DickStar warheads, sending millions of tons of
contaminated soil into the sky, and blotting out the city of Dresden in
a blinding flash of ignorance and stupidity,

Dont pull the typo bullshit on me shep

Alyrium Denryle wrote: Dont pull the typo bullshit on me shep

Acceptable in TGODing

Go read the first TGODs, and how Jonathan Boyd escaped death once
because Michael January typed in Jonathon instead of Jonathan.

Contingency plan 5001

*Orbital defense cannons, switched to decon mode, a cone of logic descends over the city, decontaminating the soil, and returning the city of dresden to it's original state, ready to stave off the Nazi menace*

*Hawking Shields are reconfigured to stop Dickstar warheads, as well as everything else shep could possibly toss my way*

Scuse me but my vast holdings in Scandanavia are nesxt to deuschland ....thats it *the holographic movie projectors were uncovered and started to play there insidious weapon . awomans voice could be heard moaing and groaining in pleasure * "NE wa go tabbo Janeway???? HOHOHO"

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*Hawking Shields are reconfigured to stop Dickstar warheads, as well as everything else shep could possibly toss my way*

Very well, we'll borrow the Great Leaders' Plan for Total Contamination units!

Typhonis 1 wrote:Scuse me but my vast holdings in Scandanavia are nesxt to deuschland

All the more reason to help me. He will come after you next.

Before or After his troops puke there guts out watching Janeway frell Jabba?

MKSheppard wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*Hawking Shields are reconfigured to stop Dickstar warheads, as well as everything else shep could possibly toss my way*

Very well, we'll borrow the Great Leaders' Plan for Total Contamination units!

*Orbital defense emplacements begin firing in earnest, Defense grid stepped up, to not only have emplacements on every street corner, but new emplacements are being constructed on the rooftops as well. Power armor-clad shock troopers armed with particle weapons, and protected by logic shields place themeselves in strategic positions around the city, the populace prepare themselves to fight block by block, house by house, room by room, to stop the next Hitler*


*RAF launches from Brittain to supplement the Luftwaffe*

Typhonis 1 wrote:Before or After his troops puke there guts out watching Janeway frell Jabba?

I would say...during.