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Males can be a part of it, too.Sobbastchianno wrote:I wouldn't mind the empire, but give me whatever the male version of a harem is (I don't know the word for it). I guess my friends are right, I am a slut (or at least, I have the propensity to be).
You had to do it, didn't you?! Now I'm in desparate need of 'Corporate Avenger Nine Inch Nails Marilyn Manson Rammstein' (CANINMMR)* therapy.Alyrium Denryle wrote:<SNIP>Gandalf wrote:Something akin to a conscience possibly, thats some 400 million potential humans that will never be.Superman wrote:Hmmm, I wonder what purpose masturbatory guilt serves(d). You know? Why did mother nature decide to make some men feel guilty about it?
Every sperm is sacred...
A male harem? I want one too, and that's what I always call it.Sobbastchianno wrote:I wouldn't mind the empire, but give me whatever the male version of a harem is (I don't know the word for it).
Perhaps we could come to some sort of arrangement for you to rent the male portions of the God Emperor's harem.Zaia wrote: A male harem? I want one too, and that's what I always call it.
Dude, I think he was kidding.Sobbastchianno wrote:Oy Vey, you have got to be kidding me. Sperm, going to heaven? I seriously doubt that spern, with only 1/2 the genetic code of a human, has a soul that would go to heaven.
I know he was kidding, I was just in a mood when I wrote that. I do apologize, I realize it was STUPID. I am generally at work when I am on the board here (show's how exciting my job is, doesn't it?), and I just got off of a very bad support call and the sperm to heaven thing just hit me as being odd.Vertigo1 wrote:Dude, I think he was kidding.Sobbastchianno wrote:Oy Vey, you have got to be kidding me. Sperm, going to heaven? I seriously doubt that spern, with only 1/2 the genetic code of a human, has a soul that would go to heaven.
OUCHSobbastchianno wrote:I know he was kidding, I was just in a mood when I wrote that. I do apologize, I realize it was STUPID. I am generally at work when I am on the board here (show's how exciting my job is, doesn't it?), and I just got off of a very bad support call and the sperm to heaven thing just hit me as being odd.
If I did that, I would be on all night (I work from 8:30 PM to 6:30 AM CDT) and I would never get any work done. LOLVertigo1 wrote:OUCHSobbastchianno wrote:I know he was kidding, I was just in a mood when I wrote that. I do apologize, I realize it was STUPID. I am generally at work when I am on the board here (show's how exciting my job is, doesn't it?), and I just got off of a very bad support call and the sperm to heaven thing just hit me as being odd.
And people wonder why I refuse to do tech support....
Maybe you could post your story in the Venting thread in the HoS forum?
Why is it I don't wanna know who the hell participated in these?Sobbastchianno wrote:I miss circle jerks. That used to be fun to watch everyone jack off, see who was first, could shoot the farthest, had the biggest load (as well as the biggest cock) and to see the different manners in which guys jack off.
Man, I do miss circle jerks.
Vorlon,Vorlon1701 wrote:Why is it I don't wanna know who the hell participated in these?Sobbastchianno wrote:I miss circle jerks. That used to be fun to watch everyone jack off, see who was first, could shoot the farthest, had the biggest load (as well as the biggest cock) and to see the different manners in which guys jack off.
Man, I do miss circle jerks.
Just add a female to this recipe and you would then have a bukkake fest...Sobbastchianno wrote:I miss circle jerks. That used to be fun to watch everyone jack off, see who was first, could shoot the farthest, had the biggest load (as well as the biggest cock) and to see the different manners in which guys jack off.
Man, I do miss circle jerks.
Each one started differently, but yeah, a few were organized, but not announced. What I mean is that you invite a few guys over, have some drinks, snacks, give a selection of VCR tapes to watch (with a few porn mixed in) and whammo. Usually they will pick the porn film over any of the others (especially if the other choices are "Escape to Witch Mountain," "Sound of Music," etc.)Vorlon1701 wrote:Yeah, but the concept seems a bit weird, growing up the way I have.
How did you organize these? Were they spur of the moment?
Good God, the stuff I see here...EmperorMing wrote:Just add a female to this recipe and you would then have a bukkake fest...Sobbastchianno wrote:I miss circle jerks. That used to be fun to watch everyone jack off, see who was first, could shoot the farthest, had the biggest load (as well as the biggest cock) and to see the different manners in which guys jack off.
Man, I do miss circle jerks.
Cool, thanks for the information. Now to decide what to do with it...Each one started differently, but yeah, a few were organized, but not announced. What I mean is that you invite a few guys over, have some drinks, snacks, give a selection of VCR tapes to watch (with a few porn mixed in) and whammo. Usually they will pick the porn film over any of the others (especially if the other choices are "Escape to Witch Mountain," "Sound of Music," etc.)
No, none of these guys are THAT stupid, however, it does give them a lie that everyone can believe so that any "macho" isn't offended.
If you decide to use this information, please invite me! I really do miss circle jerks.Vorlon1701 wrote:Good God, the stuff I see here...EmperorMing wrote:Just add a female to this recipe and you would then have a bukkake fest...Sobbastchianno wrote:I miss circle jerks. That used to be fun to watch everyone jack off, see who was first, could shoot the farthest, had the biggest load (as well as the biggest cock) and to see the different manners in which guys jack off.
Man, I do miss circle jerks.
Cool, thanks for the information. Now to decide what to do with it...Each one started differently, but yeah, a few were organized, but not announced. What I mean is that you invite a few guys over, have some drinks, snacks, give a selection of VCR tapes to watch (with a few porn mixed in) and whammo. Usually they will pick the porn film over any of the others (especially if the other choices are "Escape to Witch Mountain," "Sound of Music," etc.)
No, none of these guys are THAT stupid, however, it does give them a lie that everyone can believe so that any "macho" isn't offended.
I'll bring the female...Sobbastchianno wrote:...
If you decide to use this information, please invite me! I really do miss circle jerks.
EWWWWW. Do women shoot certain fluids when they cum?EmperorMing wrote:I'll bring the female...Sobbastchianno wrote:...
If you decide to use this information, please invite me! I really do miss circle jerks.
Been there, had my face wet, and I have a vid on my HD... Now you know the defenition of 'Glazed Doughnut'.Sobbastchianno wrote:EWWWWW. Do women shoot certain fluids when they cum?EmperorMing wrote:I'll bring the female...Sobbastchianno wrote:...
If you decide to use this information, please invite me! I really do miss circle jerks.
I ask this honestly because I have not ever witnessed a woman have an orgasm.
Yeah, some females can ejaculate. They expel a fluid from their urethras which has been examined and found to be different from urine. The actual vaginal juices can squirt sometimes too.Sobbastchianno wrote: EWWWWW. Do women shoot certain fluids when they cum?
I ask this honestly because I have not ever witnessed a woman have an orgasm.
I should learn never to ask a question unless I truly want the answer. Thanks for more information than I truly wanted to know.XaLEv wrote:Yeah, some females can ejaculate. They expel a fluid from their urethras which has been examined and found to be different from urine. The actual vaginal juices can squirt sometimes too.Sobbastchianno wrote: EWWWWW. Do women shoot certain fluids when they cum?
I ask this honestly because I have not ever witnessed a woman have an orgasm.
Welcome to the Stardestroyer.net BBS.Sobbastchianno wrote: I should learn never to ask a question unless I truly want the answer. Thanks for more information than I truly wanted to know.