Change the shape of your penis!
Posted: 2002-12-30 07:59pm
If you could make your penis look like anything else apart froma penis, what would you choose?
I know, this is sooo sad. So sue me.
I know, this is sooo sad. So sue me.
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Change the shape of your penis!
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Posted: 2002-12-30 08:00pm
My testicles would be inside (I don't care if that is bad from being overheated) like a frog.
Posted: 2002-12-30 08:01pm
I think the idea of it being like an ICBM appeals at some level. 
Posted: 2002-12-30 08:04pm
and it would hide when not engorged
Posted: 2002-12-30 08:07pm
So I can finally cross my legs in public without having to start rearranging it. Yay!
Posted: 2002-12-30 08:08pm
hide like a clit maybe 
Posted: 2002-12-30 08:08pm
It would have a feature like many animal dicks: Hidden inside unless needed. Testicles you can't do much with but it would be nice to have the ability to suck them up inside temporarily if they are in danger.
Posted: 2002-12-30 08:10pm
As I said, frog balls
Posted: 2002-12-30 08:11pm
Or give it a natural defense.Icehawk wrote:It would have a feature like many animal dicks: Hidden inside unless needed. Testicles you can't do much with but it would be nice to have the ability to suck them up inside temporarily if they are in danger.
Posted: 2002-12-30 08:12pm
Yeah, like spikesMorning Star wrote:Or give it a natural defense.Icehawk wrote:It would have a feature like many animal dicks: Hidden inside unless needed. Testicles you can't do much with but it would be nice to have the ability to suck them up inside temporarily if they are in danger.
Posted: 2002-12-30 08:14pm
As long as they're not called frog balls that is. Oh, and it'd be good if you could change the size of it at will.ArmorPierce wrote:As I said, frog balls
Posted: 2002-12-30 08:14pm
That would make sex a bit....odd...ArmorPierce wrote:Yeah, like spikesMorning Star wrote:Or give it a natural defense.Icehawk wrote:It would have a feature like many animal dicks: Hidden inside unless needed. Testicles you can't do much with but it would be nice to have the ability to suck them up inside temporarily if they are in danger.
Posted: 2002-12-30 08:14pm
I was thinking more along the lines of acid sperm.ArmorPierce wrote:Yeah, like spikesMorning Star wrote:Or give it a natural defense.Icehawk wrote:It would have a feature like many animal dicks: Hidden inside unless needed. Testicles you can't do much with but it would be nice to have the ability to suck them up inside temporarily if they are in danger.
Posted: 2002-12-30 08:15pm
Odd but interesting.Captain_Cyran wrote:That would make sex a bit....odd...ArmorPierce wrote:Yeah, like spikesMorning Star wrote: Or give it a natural defense.
Posted: 2002-12-30 09:43pm
Does the phrase "Ribbed for her pleasure" strike any chords? 
Posted: 2002-12-30 10:10pm
I would alter it for more muscle control, so I could voluntarily flex it around lie a snake inside her.
Posted: 2002-12-30 10:17pm
I'd make it so whenever it gets erect, it doesn't stick out so everyone notices that it's hard. I'd also like to extend it a couple of inches.
Posted: 2002-12-31 12:50am
Make it prehensile.
Posted: 2002-12-31 12:53am
that's brilliant.Darth Wong wrote:I would alter it for more muscle control, so I could voluntarily flex it around lie a snake inside her.
Posted: 2002-12-31 12:59am
I'd want optional retraction, and full control over erections
Posted: 2002-12-31 01:56am
Add a force field
Posted: 2002-12-31 02:20am
Someone's been watching too much Tentacle Hentai.Darth Wong wrote:I would alter it for more muscle control, so I could voluntarily flex it around lie a snake inside her.
justifier wrote:Add a force field
LMAO 
Posted: 2002-12-31 02:35am
Prehensile muscles, and make the head a bit bigger (I like mushroom heads!)
Posted: 2002-12-31 03:15am
Make it prehensile and add a knot (like a dog's).
Posted: 2002-12-31 03:39am
I take it you like furries.....Vertigo1 wrote:Make it prehensile and add a knot (like a dog's).